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Curse Me Out
Ever wondered what your curse might be? We couldn't pass this up, so join the gang as they ask ChatGPT to explain what their curses are. Get ready for some interesting use of AI and free will!
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Welcome everyone.
SPEAKER_01:This is sweet, baby J. What you just said written on paper.
SPEAKER_02:It is the biggest fire I've ever seen in my life.
SPEAKER_06:This is great.
SPEAKER_03:After this, I'm gonna get up here and I'm gonna drag it then.
SPEAKER_06:Oh, this is the Eric. At least I know two plus two is fire. And this is the FMJ podcast.
SPEAKER_00:Alright. Are we ready?
SPEAKER_06:Yes, always.
SPEAKER_01:Are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edgy seat? Well, if we everybody knows what the topic is, yeah?
SPEAKER_04:Yeah. Alright.
SPEAKER_01:Alright, be prepared then. You like my man Scar and be prepared.
SPEAKER_05:Hey, are you gonna let the are you gonna let the people know that we're not talking about versus because we said the last year?
SPEAKER_00:I wasn't sure if you were or not. You're gonna let me do my thing? You're gonna let me do my thing.
SPEAKER_07:He's just looking out for you.
SPEAKER_00:Oh you're gonna let me do my thing.
SPEAKER_01:If we're ready. Welcome back to another beautiful episode of the FMJ podcast where we make all of your wildest fantasies come true. I'm just kidding, we don't do that. Unless you snatch Yeti's beard with chopsticks.
SPEAKER_06:You better have a very good grip.
SPEAKER_01:One the cacatai. That's funny. So because Yeti just wants to make sure that I let y'all know, we did plug the versus episode, but we're gonna do something a little different today. So when we cross that bridge, we'll we'll get to it. But just so you know, it's gonna be we'll we'll be talking a little something different, but that's okay. That's okay. It'll still still be a fun topic. So but before we get to that, let's go around the room and check some pulses, yeah. Let's see here. You know what? Templeton!
SPEAKER_07:What's up?
SPEAKER_01:It's been a minute, man. What'd your pulse look like today?
SPEAKER_07:I mean, you know, I'm feeling alright. Um discussions that we've had. Like I don't typically sleep the best, so sleep has been an issue. But I'm gonna try and push through. But other than that, like I'm feeling pretty good. Okay, okay. Pretty pretty, pretty, pretty good.
SPEAKER_01:Pretty good, pretty good. So you say your pulse is at what like uh 68, 70?
SPEAKER_07:69, dudes.
SPEAKER_01:67. That's that's what I'm thinking it's at. That's what I'm thinking.
SPEAKER_07:I'm gonna drive to your house. I'm gonna punch you in the eye.
SPEAKER_01:He would have. Oh, yeah, you are so glad. You would have had a he would have had a conibtion fit on the last episode.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, you would have.
SPEAKER_01:He'd have been like, if you guys don't shut the fuck up.
SPEAKER_05:Well, let's tell him what we were, because what we did.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, because it was our Halloween episode. It was our Halloween episode. That's right. And we dressed up for Halloween, obviously. And Grizz was uh Jason, Jason Voorhees, or uh Jason Jones or Casey Voorhees. We broke it down because he had kind of a mix of Jason Voorhees and Casey Jones from the Ninja Turtles going on with this mask. So, you know, we were kind of long hair. Yeah, we had a little bit of a debate going on there on what he was, and we were like, you know what? Fuck it, you could be both. And then Yeti here was like, we had a great idea, and Yeti had a seven, just a shirt with a seven on it, and I had a shirt with a six on it, and we were six, seven goddamn. It was hilarious.
SPEAKER_07:I will say that Jay and Yeti and Miss Yeti always have like pretty fucking epic like costume ideas.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Like every year.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah. We uh it was it was fun. I think Grizz had a good time. We were we weren't we super obnoxious with it, Grizz. I don't think we were. I think we could have been more.
SPEAKER_03:I think after after a while you guys kind of forgot about it.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah, yeah. We sprinkled it in, like, like we peppered it into the show after after like after the initial strike.
SPEAKER_03:There was a lot of opportunities that I feel like we let go of.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, we did. 100%. 100%. Because we could have we could have made that whole show. But then then what would our listeners think? They'd be like, I can't listen to this episode. Every everyone could have beat the dead emails. Yeah, no shit. So it was a good time, but it was a good episode. It honestly was. If you didn't get a chance to listen to it, Templeton, you you you probably should, because it was it was a good time. Um but other than that, you got anything new going on, Templeton? Any new games?
SPEAKER_07:Anything uh uh I bet I I picked up Elden Ring.
SPEAKER_00:Okay.
SPEAKER_07:I know I'm late to that to that shit, but I was um reluctant to try it because I don't like playing games that frustrate me.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:But I just kept hearing good things after good things, and then Grizz highly recommended it, so I picked that up. I like it. I got fucked up by a golden dude on a horse.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:That won't stop.
SPEAKER_01:He said, Oh, it gets worse. Yeah, yeah, get ready for it. Get ready for punishment, get ready for punishment.
SPEAKER_07:How far are you? Like, I don't play every day because a lot of days I come home and like I'm too tired or like just too unfocused to play.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:But that was like my last experience. I played about two two or three days ago. I was like, oh there's a dude on the horse. Let me go fuck with him.
SPEAKER_01:I bet he's weak. Nah.
SPEAKER_03:He's not weak.
SPEAKER_01:He's not weak at all.
SPEAKER_03:I'm pretty sure he respawns after you kill him, too.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_03:That's crazy where he's like he's a respawn boss. Sounds like he's not even like a boss, he's just an NPC that is just really fucking strong.
SPEAKER_01:See, it sounds like you have to be like Loki Masochist just to play that game because it's like, I love this punishment.
SPEAKER_06:Yes.
SPEAKER_02:Have you gotten to like the first official boss yet?
SPEAKER_07:I don't think so. No, no, no, no. Oh, okay, okay.
SPEAKER_01:I think Chris is trying to tell you that be prepared. Be like my man Scar, be prepared. Be prepared.
SPEAKER_03:How long did you get together? Yeah, I think I was like level 20 when I hit was finally able to go at that first boss.
SPEAKER_00:Damn.
SPEAKER_03:And I went at it with help. I didn't do it alone. I had so because you can like you can't it's like kind of co-op, but it's not full co-op. So if you summon someone into your game after you defeat a boss, they like get kicked out of the game. Oh yeah, really kind of strange. Yeah, it's it's it's mildly annoying, but it's what it is. Um so yeah, I I had one of my buddies come in and he helped me beat that boss.
SPEAKER_00:And then he got yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Elden Ring. Okay.
SPEAKER_03:It's fun. I might pick it back up.
SPEAKER_07:I I think it's a Dark Souls type of game. Hold on. I think that same series we've not played that explicitly.
SPEAKER_01:You played Elden Ring? Yeah. Did you beat it?
SPEAKER_06:I think. Fuck no.
SPEAKER_05:That game's fucking hard.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, that changed. There's no training of the game. The final boss shit had me in a chokehold for a week. It took me seven straight days to beat that game.
SPEAKER_00:That's cool. That boss. Oh no.
SPEAKER_03:I was playing, I was playing for like I forget how many hours on end. But I I was like, you know what? I'm done with this. And I'd pick it back up the next day, a few hours at a time, and I'm like, you know what? Fuck this. I'm done with this game. Fuck this game.
SPEAKER_07:Just hold on, maybe have you played Elden Ring?
SPEAKER_01:I have not.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, I think I have okay, but I do know that you've done this.
SPEAKER_01:What's that?
SPEAKER_07:Um you beat Sigrin on the highest difficulty set in on God of War.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah, I did.
SPEAKER_07:That's kind of like Elden Ring.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. Just like all the time. Yeah, that's that's kind of annoying. That's kind of annoying. Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Because the fact that about Sig Ring three times, I was like, you know what? She's kicking the absolute shit out of me, and I can't do anything. Um, it's an optional fight, and I'm not gonna do it.
SPEAKER_01:I'll pass. Yeah. I'll pass. But no, like that's that's how you get that's how you hashtag get good, right? You gotta gotta keep grinding and and keep trying.
SPEAKER_05:So the thing about Elden Ring is like it doesn't it doesn't walk you through what you need to do.
SPEAKER_07:I mean it kind of does. It gives you very it gives you very vague tips on what you're doing.
SPEAKER_03:Instructions never heard of or it there's not like a golden star that's like, hey, this is where your first boss is. Right. Yeah. It allows it allows you to like actually just roam around and you wander into shit.
SPEAKER_02:Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03:But you now that the game's been out for a minute, you can kind of like watch other people and like find out like a streamlined way. But I still want to build an I want I want to play the game and like build a different character because I built a samurai build as my first go-through. Me too. That's what I'm doing. It's a samurai, uh which is great. However, you have you have no armor, brother. Like you get smacked and you're dead. It's the worst. Like, I think the samurai build is a great build. It's not a great build for someone that's like maybe not good or not played a souls game before, because you have to dodge your little balls off, yeah. Because the first hit by a boss, you're cooked.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, like it's like three quarters of your health, like yeah, instantly.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, yeah. So you gotta get really good at dodging really quick. But the amount of damage you can inflict, I don't know, they've probably patched the game up a little bit, but I remember I had a uh blood building and um you can do uh Sipoku, I think I said that wrong, but um you basically stab yourself with your swords and it takes some of your life, but it like gives you major buffs on strength.
SPEAKER_00:Oh wow.
SPEAKER_03:And you you can dual wield swords, so you can do it with both. Um I had two configurations. Um your mic is not micing, but I had two configurations where I had either the sword, like two swords, or I had like this like incantation thing in my left hand. Okay. It was kind of like a sorcery type of situation, yeah. And allowed you to like you can like do buffs and stuff, and like when you progress to a certain point, you can get like dragon abilities, so like I could like flamethrow shit, and it was kind of cool. That's pretty that's pretty dope. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:One day, one day I'll get into Elden Ring so I can join the uh join the conversation with that, but you know, Grand Turismo about to have me in a chokehold.
SPEAKER_07:I was gonna say you're all under Gran Turismo.
SPEAKER_01:It's about that, and it's about to have me in a chokehold, buddy, because do they say how how long the DLC would take to complete? Uh not really, but just the just the looks of it. I mean, we're talking what 50 new races and and like several different tracks. And the the stuff you the stuff you'll be able to do, you literally will be able to do on like you'll you'll be able to experience a full season as an actual racer. You'll do practice qualifying and then the actual race. So that will be fun. Um it's gonna I'm gonna be I'm gonna be very, very busy. And the and the weekly challenges are gonna be better. Uh they're gonna enhance those and all that kind of stuff.
SPEAKER_05:So you're gonna be putting down Borderlands then?
SPEAKER_01:No, see, I'm gonna try to find a balance because I want to get through Borderlands 4, because there are other games that I want to play, because I got Ghost of Rote, I got uh Silent Hill F, um and like a couple others that are out there. I don't know, I don't remember off the top of my head, but eventually I want to play those games as well. But as of right now, I have Borderlands 4 that I need to fucking get through.
SPEAKER_05:So so I'm gonna make a suggestion because I know we you you and I have been playing a lot of Borderlands. If you want the character that you have right now, run him through solo and then just start a new character and make him your because I I it's gonna take me forever.
SPEAKER_07:You know what I think is pretty exciting, Yeti.
SPEAKER_00:What's that?
SPEAKER_07:By the time Betty Baby Yeti is um old enough to hold a controller, um GTX GTA 6 should probably not ready to go.
SPEAKER_01:It'll probably be out just in time to just in time to push it back again.
SPEAKER_05:I'm pretty sure that's not gonna be her first game she's able to play.
SPEAKER_02:Oh, you wanna know that by the time it comes out. Oh, that's true. Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_05:If they keep pushing, yeah, exactly. I'm doing a little daddy work on now.
SPEAKER_01:Oh look at her, so precious. Well, Templeton, it sounds like you're doing all right. I'm glad you picked up Elden Ring and you're doing swell. Uh, good luck in your in your endeavors on Elden Ring. If you need any help, do not call me because I won't be able to help.
SPEAKER_07:I'm gonna call Mr. Grizz. I won't be able to help.
SPEAKER_05:I was gonna say, call Grizz, because don't call me because I guess I played it and I got frustrated and put it put it down and having a couple of years.
SPEAKER_07:I'm gonna call Grizz at 5 a.m. our time.
SPEAKER_01:Grizz is like, what what do you want, man? I'm sleeping. He's like, Elder Ring is pissing me off. And he's like, Yeah, well, join the club. Good night.
SPEAKER_08:Yeah, exactly.
SPEAKER_03:Here's a YouTube video, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:YouTube's free, dog. Now now go to bed.
SPEAKER_05:So that's what I ended up doing. So, like, I ended up looking at YouTube video, yeah, with Elden Ring. And then what I found myself doing is I was literally just kind of following what they were doing, so it kind of took a little bit out of it. Yeah, so then I was like, I gotta stop, I gotta put that in it. You gotta explore on your own, brother. Right, and then I was at that point, I was kind of like a little bit far into it, and I really wasn't sure what the fuck I was doing because I was more or less just following their footsteps. That's very frustrating. Yeah, so I was like, Oh, I need to stop. Then I stop and I just haven't gone back.
SPEAKER_01:You don't follow somebody that's put like hours and hours into that game because they know what the fuck's going on, they already know what's happening.
SPEAKER_04:That's what I did. That's exactly what I did.
SPEAKER_01:You're lost and like trying to speed run it, like I have no clue what's happening. But you know what? That's okay. Why am I dead? Why am I dead again? Yeah, why do I keep dying? What do I keep doing? Yeah, all right.
SPEAKER_02:They said if I jump in this tree.
SPEAKER_05:If I pick it back up, I'll just create a new character. I'll probably honestly, I'll probably delete the other character because I don't even know what the fuck I was doing with that character, anyways.
SPEAKER_01:And that would be the best way to do it is to start, just start from scratch.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, I do that with games that like I know like really, really well. Like if I haven't played it in a while and I'm like starting over, I always start with like a brand new character, like brand new everything. But just because I want to like like redo the whole thing, I don't want to like jump in in the middle. That's weird. That's weird though.
SPEAKER_01:No, that's fair. That's okay. A lot I think a lot of people do that. But uh Grizz! Yeah. What your post look like looking pretty good.
SPEAKER_03:Um been doing some packing.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Uh I'm moving in the middle of December from one unit to another. Uh looking forward to that. Actually, my new unit is gonna be facing the city, so I'm gonna have some good views. Oh, nice. Yeah, I'm actually I'm actually like legit excited.
SPEAKER_05:What floor are you gonna be on?
SPEAKER_03:I'm I'm on the fifth floor, so I'm going down three floors. Bro man for the fifth floor.
SPEAKER_05:Sorry. Sorry. You guys know what that's from, right? From Martin.
SPEAKER_01:No, bro, man from the fifth floor.
SPEAKER_07:He always came through the window. He never used the door. Come through the window, yes. Are you self-moving, or do you like have movers coming in? Because I'll be self-moving. I don't have that much shit going on.
SPEAKER_05:Well, that's good. He says, uh he says, I got a folding chair, and that's it. That's all I got and a computer.
SPEAKER_03:That's all that's all I got.
SPEAKER_01:That's all I got.
SPEAKER_03:Okay, that's all you need, man. And you know what's crazy?
SPEAKER_01:You know, I was gonna say, you know what's crazy? Like, women will be mad at that. They come over and be like, This is how you're living, and you're like, This makes me happy. So why are you upset?
SPEAKER_07:Why don't you have more stuff to bog you down?
SPEAKER_08:Right.
SPEAKER_03:Brother, I'm about to go down to like two forks. Hell yeah. I'm about to like give it anything.
SPEAKER_02:Why do you have one fork?
SPEAKER_03:The only motherfucker eats here. Get off my business.
SPEAKER_05:There's one cup, one plate, one everything.
SPEAKER_01:One fork, one spoon, one knife. That's it.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, that's too funny. Dude, I ain't gonna lie, dude. If I was fucking single, I'd buy paper everything. I know that's terrible for the fucking environment, but I'm fucking throw away everything. Fucking dude, I hate doing dishes. You know what I'm saying?
SPEAKER_07:So if I can just throw shit away and like set it and forget it, fuck that. Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_05:So here's the thing. Okay, so here's the thing. So I use one cup, and I use one cup the entire week.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, but you said you also.
SPEAKER_05:Well, I guess if there is two girls. I got my wife and my daughter.
SPEAKER_08:Oh no, oh no, oh no.
SPEAKER_07:Apport that joke now. Let's reverse. And change corpus.
SPEAKER_06:Put it in reverse, Terry. Pivot.
SPEAKER_03:Put it in reverse, Terry.
SPEAKER_05:Okay, so anyway. No, I I I seriously, I only use god damn it, I can't even say it now. Kind of hate it here.
SPEAKER_03:You use one mug.
SPEAKER_05:Yes, I use one mug. One liquid. I only use one object to drink out of.
SPEAKER_01:Oh shit. We can't do this again, y'all. We cannot do this again. So focus. Focus.
SPEAKER_05:Okay, we need to bring this shit to go. Focus.
SPEAKER_01:Bring it back. Bring it back. Bring it back. Yeah, bring it. So bring it back now. Yeti uses one cup all week long for whatever reason. I don't know. He's like, I don't want to do dishes.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, I don't want to do dishes. Templeton's right, dishes suck. I'll just rinse the cup out and then put it on like a paper towel that I folded into a square on the counter. Fold it into a square.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:And I just sit it there, and then when I get thirsty, I just flip the cup over and drink out of it again. Emily's flip Emily hates that I do it, but I can imagine. But when you look at the dish pile, she's like, Why are there so many dishes?
SPEAKER_03:And I look over there, I'm like, Well, you're like, Those are yours, this is my dishes.
SPEAKER_01:It goes like this. She's like, Why are there so many dishes? He's like, I don't know. Why are there so many dishes?
SPEAKER_07:What happens? It's a mystery.
SPEAKER_05:Whose cups are these? I wonder who has so many dishes. I grab my cup and I dick a tip out of it.
SPEAKER_01:As he sips from his one cup. Yeah, whose cups are those? On Saturday, it says Monday cup. He's like, oh no, whose cups?
SPEAKER_02:I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_03:I got a trusty Monday right here.
SPEAKER_02:Oh that's funny, man.
SPEAKER_01:So stupid. Anyway. Anyway, well, I I I I get it, Yeti. I understand the thought process behind it, but you know who I learned it from, right?
SPEAKER_08:Uh I learned it by watching you, Dad.
SPEAKER_01:Dad. No, it was. Yeah, I was I was gonna say probably and I I I see him do it. I'm like, I don't think he does it much. Yeah, I don't think he does it much anymore.
SPEAKER_07:I don't think anybody besides like the millennial generation is gonna get that uh reference, but yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, so but that's okay. You can you can carry on the tradition. Carry on the tradition. It's a-okay. There's nothing wrong with that. Keep it, keep it, keep it going strong. But Grizz, anything new? Anything else new with you? Any new games?
SPEAKER_03:Any games, no, but I did I don't know if I mentioned it last episode, but I did start a new job. Okay. I think you did. I think you mentioned that. Yeah, yeah, you didn't. Like a new new job or like another new like like two jobs. No, no, no. Uh only still one job. Well, technically two if you count my art stuff, but that's kind of I'm hibernating that shit. Um, I went from valet at the hotel to engineering, so now I'm uh now he's an engineer.
SPEAKER_01:He can he can build a spaceship. Almost.
SPEAKER_05:That has to be a question for you, Grizz.
SPEAKER_01:Yes.
SPEAKER_05:You work at a hotel, right?
SPEAKER_06:See. You get a discount to stay at the hotel, yes.
SPEAKER_07:What are you talking about? What's the what's your discount?
SPEAKER_06:I never heard that one before. Would it be cheaper just to live at the hotel? No. No.
SPEAKER_03:I did demand.
SPEAKER_05:Trust me. No, okay.
SPEAKER_03:Did you did you did you think about it at all though to just to see if it would be I never crossed my mind at this hotel because it's too luxury boutique.
SPEAKER_04:Okay.
SPEAKER_03:It's like a small luxury hotel. There, there's um like the room rates are just too ridiculous. Like in our slow season, our room rates are still above 200. Jesus Christ. And in the summer, they're like 350 to 400.
SPEAKER_01:He'd have to be working at like a super eight or a motel six.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, holiday in or something. But then they'll won't pay you enough to work.
SPEAKER_01:You're you're right.
SPEAKER_03:You're right. But do you keep in mind like how much but how much is your discount though? It it varies. Like I can get up to 50% off. That's the highest.
SPEAKER_04:Okay, that's the highest. Okay.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_04:I think it all depends on the other.
SPEAKER_03:So like when I come into Cincinnati and I stay at the 21C downtown, uh, put myself on blast for when I'm in town. There you go. But uh everyone's gonna be like, I know where that motherfucker's at. Um I I can stay there for like the last time I was in town, I think I stayed there for like just under 400 bucks, and it was like five days.
SPEAKER_06:Oh dang.
SPEAKER_07:Is 21c private or is it owned by like a larger chain? Because that's it's not a round, so I don't I don't I don't know who owns that one.
SPEAKER_03:I don't know who owns them, but I know that the 21c is buying into the Accor subscription, which are is the point system that the hotel I work at works to, and it's it's something that hotels can buy into. This is a point system.
SPEAKER_07:Interesting. I was gonna say, like almost all the routes. Oh, nice. I've got like four hotels on my route, and then three of them are owned by Marriott.
SPEAKER_01:Marriott.
SPEAKER_07:None of them are explicitly explicitly Marriott, but they're owned by Marriott. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, a lot of a lot of hotels do that now.
SPEAKER_03:Monopoly sucks.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, it it really does. Save for the game, you know? The game of Monopoly is a lot of fun, but like the real life to some people it is, Grizz.
SPEAKER_03:Okay. God. Yeah. The only people that enjoy Monopoly are the ones winning.
SPEAKER_01:Are the ones who like have a monopoly. So anyway. So anyway. Um fairly reflective on life. No shit. Um, but no, I'm glad, glad you're doing swell. Glad everything's going good. Um, for the most part, you know, as good as good as it can be. So much. Right, right, right. But obviously keep us keep us in the loop as far as everything that goes on.
SPEAKER_03:And uh I do like having three days off. That's pretty fucking sick. That is cool.
SPEAKER_05:Were you able to pick the three days off that you got? You wanted to.
SPEAKER_03:So so I during training, I'm I'm working Sunday through Wednesday, but they're talking about moving me Wednesday through Saturday, which low-key sucks. So yeah, we'll see. I don't know if that's exactly gonna happen yet, but it's looking like that might be the case. Unless I can talk the guy that has Sunday through Wednesday. If I could talk him into switching with me, but I don't know what his life's like, I don't know why. Right, right, right, right. Maybe.
SPEAKER_01:I'm just kidding. I won't do that. That that'd be that'd be really rude. Um, but that's good. That's good, that's good. Like I said, just keep his pose. Yeah, that's that is nice. Um, okay. We are gonna see if he can get it right this time, y'all. I I promise you, I promise you, one of these days he's gonna get it right. Yeti! What does your pulse uh look like? It'll look like a man.
SPEAKER_05:7 30.
SPEAKER_07:Jesus Christ. What? Today is not that day. No. What?
SPEAKER_01:What'd you say your pulse is?
SPEAKER_05:7 30.
SPEAKER_01:Uh is is that like a specific time that you're saying? Is that our start time that you didn't show up for? Or hey Jay.
SPEAKER_06:I was I not there today. No, not at 7 30. Yes, I was.
SPEAKER_08:No, you weren't.
SPEAKER_06:You were not.
SPEAKER_05:I wasn't even here at 7.30.
SPEAKER_06:I was the clock upstairs says 7 30.
SPEAKER_01:That's incorrect. That is incorrect. Because I was on here at 7 30. And the only people that were here were me and Templeton, because I was here first. Then Templeton popped in around like 7.20-ish, 7, well, 7.25 ish. And then we were here until like, I don't know, seven, a little after 7.30. It was a little after 7.30. You were about 10 minutes late.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, I don't think I was that long. I don't think I was that late. Okay. That's the clock said 7.30. And I don't think it took that long for the computer to warm up.
SPEAKER_01:You know what? You know what it is, Grizz? It's probably it's probably the clock that he has set 10 minutes behind so he can show up on the clock. What time is it right now? It is 80 minutes.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, this clock is fast down here.
SPEAKER_02:The clock upstairs seems to be fast too, dog.
SPEAKER_05:This one says 8 30. Well, I mean, that's only a few minutes, but still. Yeah, that's enough to get in the next day. Oh, you know what? That clock said 8 like 30. Or it said like 7.32, I think it said. So yeah, so I was a little late.
SPEAKER_07:When's the last time you like reset your clocks, my guy? Has it been like two or three years?
SPEAKER_05:No, I just reset them a couple days ago when we turned back to time.
SPEAKER_07:Turn back time.
SPEAKER_01:So anyway, Yeti, tell us uh why your pulse is at 7 30, apparently.
SPEAKER_04:Oh no.
SPEAKER_07:Fuck, I don't know. I got a better question.
SPEAKER_06:Yes.
SPEAKER_07:Jay.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:How does it feel to be the oldest sibling? Huh? Follow-up question.
unknown:Okay.
SPEAKER_07:How does it feel to lose your older brother to a heart?
SPEAKER_01:What? Because your pulse is at 7 30. So probably you probably did. So now I'm the oldest. Yeah, so that was weird. It took a minute. Even I was like, what? Yeah. I said, huh? And he said, follow-up question. I was like, I didn't even answer. I have a question. Okay. How does it feel to be the older sibling? Huh? Follow-up question. What?
SPEAKER_07:Say, like, you're you're answering roughly triple what a regular heartbeat should be.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah. That heart that heart would be just exploded. Unless on the heart of a hummingbird. Oh, is that I love the I love the video where the the the little scrawny girl's like she's like err.
SPEAKER_02:I see the right one too. Fucking hilarious. Yeah, and then and then it skips to the surreal scrawny girl, and she's got an egg.
SPEAKER_01:She's like.
SPEAKER_02:She's like, er, and I'm like, yeah, that's the one.
SPEAKER_01:Oh yeah. Yeah. It was it's hilarious. But uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, so you have no idea why your pulse is at 7 30, but is there anything new going on? Anything fun, exciting, no new games, no new movies, no new I mean what did we see last weekend? We did go see Predator Badlands, which was dope as fuck. Oh, it's good.
SPEAKER_05:Fucking dope. It is good, and without a doubt, it deserves it is a theater movie. Yes, it is. If you have nothing to do and you're looking for something to do, clear your mind for a little bit and just kind of go get immerse yourself in the predator world, go watch that movie. You will not be disappointed. Uh-huh.
SPEAKER_03:Or go to Washington, DC.
SPEAKER_01:Or you could do that too. Did you say go to Washington, DC? Yeah, you can see all kinds of predators there. Anyway, um, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's let's take that back. Let's get back on track here. But as we were saying, Predator Badlands is like from start, the from like the moment the movie starts, it is straight gas, and it does not let us. And I'm like, in that beginning. That was the that was the best like introduction to a film I'd had seen in a long time. Because before the credit, like before the opening title hit the scene, like hit the hit the screen. I was like, You're 20 minutes into it. Yeah, and I was I was like, let's go.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. Yeah. It's almost like honest. It's amazing. It was like a Superman roller coaster where like out the gate, you're just you're from zero to a hundred, like within three seconds, and you're just like, okay, yep, this is the kind of movie it's gonna be. And it it was it was it was actually pretty, it was pretty damn cool. It was I enjoyed it.
SPEAKER_01:And it did it didn't slow down, didn't let up. Now, I don't know if anybody has watched Alien Earth yet.
SPEAKER_05:In the process, Jesus, that thing good is good.
SPEAKER_01:Bro, I told you. Alien Earth is like, nah. It's it's it for that for that franchise. I that motherfucker took off. Bro, bro.
SPEAKER_05:Like, like there was no slow burn into the alien. Like nope.
SPEAKER_01:What what episode are you on?
SPEAKER_05:I think okay. Five, six, uh, how many how many episodes are there in the season? I think there's only I think I'm like two. I think there's only eight.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, there's eight.
SPEAKER_05:I think I'm like two away from being done.
SPEAKER_01:Okay, because I I think I think it's either episode four or five. That is literally like like a whole movie, like start to finish, where it tells it tells the story of what happened on the ship before it crashed. Yes. With the crew and everything. Yeah, yeah. Yes. It's like it's like an entire alien movie in an alien series, and that was I was like, that it literally has a beginning, middle, end. Like, yo, it's so fucking dope.
SPEAKER_05:It's dope. It's dope. Low key, probably one of the best series I've watched this year. Low key. Now it's solid. Now, I may're mayor of Kingtown, Kingtown? Kingstown. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kingstown. Mayor of Kingstown. Is that right? With uh with Jeremy. Jeremy Renner. Renner, yeah. Season three just came out.
SPEAKER_01:Ooh, so you gotta start watching that, huh? Yeah, you you you haven't watched that, have you? I have not. There's a lot of shows I gotta start catching up on, like especially The Witcher, because I know you said you started watching The Witcher. I haven't returned. Okay.
SPEAKER_05:But I'm 15 minutes into the first episode.
SPEAKER_03:I'll get there eventually. Though those uh Henry Cavill seasons goaded.
SPEAKER_01:No, listen, like I still have yet to watch season three because I'm like, if I don't watch season three, it never ends, right? Like I it doesn't it doesn't end for me. That's a very that's it's worth it.
SPEAKER_03:Just watch it.
SPEAKER_01:I know I promise. I know I need to watch it.
SPEAKER_03:It's so good. So good.
SPEAKER_01:The problem is switching from Henry Cavill to the Hemsworth brother is like I don't even know if I'm gonna do that. I probably will I'm gonna give it, I'm gonna give him a fair shake.
SPEAKER_05:Here's the issue, here's the issue you're gonna run into. Because if I had to guess, if I had to guess, you would watch season three, then more than likely go immediately into season four, yeah? Yes, of course.
SPEAKER_03:Okay, you should watch season three well before four comes out. So that's the thing. Well, four's out four's already out now.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, four can four came out Halloween. Yes. So here's here's the thing. I watched season three when it came out. Yep. So you're talking a year, year and a half, give or take, whatever. When they did the recap for season four, they never showed Henry's face. It was only back shots, fight scenes. So you never really so they they tried to take out the thought of you seeing Henry Campbell as Gerald.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:So so then like it's been so long that you kind of forget what he looks like. It was so when you see him. Okay, okay. I understand you said no, but we know I know, I know. It's not the first thing you see. Is it passable? So it is if you're not up to date. Like, like I said, if you're if you're going three to four immediately, it's no, it's not gonna pass. But it's there is such a time for me and for the average viewer who who started watching four when it came out, unless they're like watching behind the scenes and stuff like that, like maybe, but like for the casual fan, eh, it might be okay. It probably works. I I I I what I one thing I've already can tell is the Hemless brother, Hems Hems Helmsworth brother, he has he displays feelings in his shots where Henry had no feelings, he was very, yeah, very even kilter. Yes, like anyway. I wouldn't even say cold, he just he was just one way, and there was no wo way, there was no emotions or anything like that, which isn't a bad thing. That's uh from my understanding, that's the way the Witcher is, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's playing what the Witcher is, where and from my understanding, that was one of the biggest i hurdles and issues between Henry and the producer of Witcher, was he didn't have emotions for the character.
SPEAKER_01:Well, the the the re I guess the whole thing was they didn't want to stick super close to the source material, they didn't really want to respect it, they wanted to kind of tell their own story and go their own route. And I'm like, you know what? Fine. No, listen, fine, fine, but don't use Geralt, right? Like it's a very simple fix.
SPEAKER_03:But don't change Geralt.
SPEAKER_01:Well, it's a very it's a very simple fix because Geralt is not the only Witcher, so all you have to do is write in that Geralt is off doing whatever the fuck he is doing, witcher shit, and you follow a totally different witcher doing very similar things that Geralt was doing. It is that it is that simple. It's that simple to save the franchise.
SPEAKER_07:Why would you want to watch The Witcher if it doesn't have the people that you're like used to and familiar with?
SPEAKER_01:Now, now now there's some there's some good like animated Witcher shows that do not follow Geralt, and they're they slap, dude. They are fucking amazing.
SPEAKER_03:So there's an animated one that does follow Geralt, and it's really good.
SPEAKER_01:Yes, there is, but that I've I watched one that didn't follow Geralt. Yeah, I watched one that didn't follow Geralt, and I was like, yo, this, this, this kind of this goes hard. Like, I was I was impressed with what they did. So it's like, as long as you can tell a strong story and stay true to a Witcher character, I think you'll be fine if you don't follow Geralt. And it's like that's okay. Uh, you know, it I I appreciate, which is why what me when me and Yeti were talking about Predator Badlands and Alien Earth, I wanted to say that I love the fact that they're exploring more of those universes. It's not just about like people and all that kind of stuff, right? Like they are exploring different creatures, different things, and that would be cool to see. Like they had the perfect opportunity to do that with the Witcher and be like, yo, we don't have Geralt anymore. Here's the new Witcher. Let's build this story. You'll fall in love with this Witcher, I promise you. Give him a give him a shot, and you can wipe the slate clean. Yeah, we have our thoughts and feelings about you know Henry Cavill leaving the show, because he kind of was the you know rock of it all, but let's go. But now it's like, here's the new Carol. And I'm like, fuck off.
SPEAKER_05:The only thing with that though is like the story itself isn't done. So it would be hard to add a new witch or any. You would have to finish that story and do a whole new story.
SPEAKER_03:I think what they could have done, you know, you haven't played the game, so that No. That could be why what I'm about to say might not make a hundred percent sense. But in the game, uh you play a Siri for a while. Yeah, like when she's training and stuff like that. And then I think there's an which are four due to come out.
SPEAKER_00:Where you don't you play it Siri?
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, it's all Siri.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, yeah. In The Witcher 4, like the it's I don't think it's out yet. I saw a trailer for it or something. I saw something.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Some teaser or whatever.
SPEAKER_08:Yep.
SPEAKER_03:And the game is basically her. And she becomes a Witcher. Yeah. Right? She takes over for Carol. Yep. So that's where that's where it should have fucking done. Yeah, could have done that too. They should have let Henry be Henry to see through season four, and then season five could be ushering in Siri as the Witcher. Yeah. And let it go. But everyone wanted to be impatient and ruin it.
SPEAKER_01:I didn't say ruin it, but that is Netflix for you. That's it's what they're known to be.
SPEAKER_03:People are saying happens with the Susan Twice. Get involved.
SPEAKER_05:People are saying it's good though.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, well, people are dumb.
SPEAKER_05:Well, that's like their opinion, man.
SPEAKER_02:People are dumb. What can I say? That's like your opinion, man. Totally dude. That's my dude. Exactly. Exactly.
SPEAKER_01:Power power move. But no, like like, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm I'm I'm with you. But I I will give him his fair shake. You know what I mean? I'll I'll I'll I'll watch season four and see if I see if I like it. It's gonna make me fucking moan and groan the entire time. Uh yeah. It'd be so much better if we had Henry Cavill. But anyway, that's neither here nor there. Um, anything else going on with you, Yeti? Because this would be a good thing.
SPEAKER_05:I'm just you know, being a father. I mean, to be honest, that's that's taking a lot of my time.
SPEAKER_01:Like, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05:I mean, she comes she comes first. I mean, yeah, that is always important. And it's so cute because like she's starting to grab things and she's starting to like she can roll around. Yeah, like this is this is fucking insane.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Like she's slowly outgrowing the bassinet, and my wife's getting sad because she's not gonna be next to the bed anymore.
SPEAKER_01:Oh no, what am I gonna do? You just watch her.
SPEAKER_05:I think we're gonna so so so mom's got like a mini crib. I think we're gonna steal and see how big it is in the bed. That'd be cool. That'd be cool, that'd be cool.
SPEAKER_01:Well, that such is life. You're gonna be the time doesn't wait for anybody, and she'll just be all big and talking back before you know it.
SPEAKER_05:I don't know, and it's just yeah. She's adorable, bro. I love her.
SPEAKER_01:For sure, for sure. Well, keep keep being a good good daddy yeti. And uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just keep just keep doing what you're doing. I'm just thinking this would be a good time to segue into some entertainment news. Because I don't think y'all I don't know if y'all have heard about it, but Valve released the Steam machine. Okay. Did y'all hear about that?
SPEAKER_04:I heard I heard this, yeah. Obviously not.
SPEAKER_01:So the Steam Machine is literally a new console that came out from Valve that is basically a Steam console.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Not a Steam Deck, but a Steam console. And it is Valve is set to challenge Xbox and PlayStation 2026 with its new Steam Machine. Now the the controller looks interesting because it looks like yes, actually. It looks like a fucking cube. It's a cube, but if you can see it here, maybe. Yep. Right down right down. Mostly 80% 70%. There it is. Yeah, that's better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's better. That's what it looks like. So it's basically it's basically gonna be like a uh like a like a PC because I think they're they've geared it to uh and I think the pricing of it is going to be similar to uh you building a personal PC. So I'm going to assume it's gonna be a pricey piece of machinery.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah. So that's the that's the controller for the colour. Yeah, that's the controller.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, but if you look at it, look at the buttons, it's got X, Y, A, and B. Hmm. Wonder where they ripped that off of.
SPEAKER_03:Probably. Also, big missed opportunity to do something that's like boiler related or like steampunk related. Right. Like this shit looks like it's a fucking Bose speaker. It's just a cube.
SPEAKER_05:It's just a cube. It looks like a fucking nope, nope, nope.
SPEAKER_01:You know what people are calling it? You know what people are calling it? The game cube. I was like, oh yeah. I see it.
SPEAKER_03:I'm like, okay, I'm gonna like is this the same thing?
SPEAKER_01:What's that? Um, I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. It looks like a handbasket. That says Steam Cleaner, so probably not. Um that's probably not it, no, sir. But they are also releasing, I believe they're releasing like a uh VR headset as well. So they're really like looking at challenging Xbox and PlayStation with everything. Now, just so just gonna throw out some specs there of what it's gonna look like. So the expected specs are um it's gonna be 4k at uh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it. That's it, that's it, Chris. Basically.
SPEAKER_03:Um dude, that's a subwoofer from Bose.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's and that's basically what we're that's basically what we're looking at. And it looks dead on it. So um it's gonna be running, it's gonna be running at 4k, 60 frames per second, for the as far as gaming support goes. Uh it's gonna be running an AMD Zen 4 CPU, uh, an AMD RDNA 3 GPU. It's gonna have 16 gigabytes uh plus eight gigabytes uh DDR of RAM up to two terabytes uh SSD. So I mean, decent decent memory on the thing.
SPEAKER_03:Uh so you can play three games at a time. Yep, basically basically GTA, Call of Duty, and Fortnite. That's it.
SPEAKER_01:That's it, that's it. And we're done. And we're done. That's all you need. Uh it'll have it'll have some pretty strong Wi-Fi, uh, be running Wi-Fi 6e, Bluetooth 5.3, um, obviously HDMI, customizable LED front panel, and it obviously expected to launch early 2026. So do we uh they have not released a price yet, but they're thinking because Valve came out and said that it's based they're they're gonna gear the price of the of the Steam machine to kind of emulate somebody building like a gaming PC. So I would I I would venture to say it's probably gonna be around the same price as like the Rogue Ally that we talked about forever ago that Xbox partnered with. Because the the ROG 1200 bucks, well if you do if you get the Series X, yes, if you get the Rogue Ally Xbox S, yes, that's like twelve hundred dollars. But if you get the base model, it's like nine hundred, which I mean still pretty steep for a handheld. Um but you know, hey, that's what you get. So what do we think will happen with that? Do we think this will revive Console Wars, or do you think uh Valve is coming out to be like, I'm gonna squash this shit right here, right now?
SPEAKER_05:Here's so so here's the thing, though. Are you gonna you're gonna be able to play all games on this said console? Essentially, yes.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, well, it depends on what it'll be able to run. Everything but Nintendo. I was gonna say everything but Nintendo. So yeah, you'll be able to play everything on Steam.
SPEAKER_05:So what's the point of getting an Xbox or PlayStation if you get Steam and you got both?
SPEAKER_03:Well, that's what they're trying to do, right?
SPEAKER_01:Right, that's what I'm saying. Well, that's that's kind of what I'm saying. Do we think that's gonna do we think that it's gonna be like it's gonna revive a console war, or are they just kind of like squashing it all? Because to be fair, which I don't I don't see why Sony would do it, but I know that Sony could still like do like exclusives where it's like it's not released on Steam for like a whole year. They they could still pull they can still pull that off. Xbox can still do the same thing, which they're talking about, they're talking about their next generation console is also in the works as well, um, along with Sony and their PlayStation 6. So and a lot of people are speculating that GTA 6 is getting pushed back. They're gonna try to they're gonna try to release it next gen, and that's why it keeps getting pushed back. They're thinking Rockstar is gonna start. That's what everybody's uh kind of thinking now, because they're thinking that the that the P especially with the PS6 is probably gonna release either late next year or early 27. So it will be basically just in time for the next generation console if that timeline is accurate.
SPEAKER_03:I think it's it's good to see uh somebody trying something new.
SPEAKER_01:That's fair.
SPEAKER_03:However, however, this I mean maybe this is me being negative, but it that doesn't that what they show what they are showing us I don't think is enough. Okay for for me as a gaming like fairly I wouldn't even yeah, enthusiast for sure, but like I'm not as into it as I used to be. So like where I'm at in gaming, that thing is not enough for me. Okay, like I don't know what price it's gonna come out at. I would want to see it at$500. Like, if you're gonna get me to buy it, it's gotta be$500.
SPEAKER_01:So it'd have to be competitive pricing with the PS5 and the Xbox. Yeah, right.
SPEAKER_03:Because if it's if it's more than$500, I'm just gonna build a PC because that that thing, that thing is gonna be everything a PC is minus being able to do PC shit.
SPEAKER_06:Yep. Right.
SPEAKER_03:So and if it's coming out close to like a thousand dollars, dude, just give me a thousand dollars and I'll go build a PC. And let me do maybe. I mean, that thing might be more streamlined. I'll give them that.
SPEAKER_02:I'm not an expert, yeah, for sure. Right?
SPEAKER_03:Like it's gonna play games flawlessly. Yeah, it'll be black when it comes to this. I can build a PC that games well and allows me to PC.
SPEAKER_01:Right, right, right.
SPEAKER_03:You can get all the things a PC has with a PC, yeah, right. So I don't know. Like, I I respect companies wanting to do something different, um, partnering together with other companies to try and be revolutionary, but until we get a console like in uh uh Shangri-La Frontier, they all need to quit trying. That's fair, that's fair, especially it's like super immersive and like beyond like you know, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Yes, yes.
SPEAKER_03:No, I'm I want to see the next level. Like so far, we're playing within the same. Like, I don't want to say no one's doing anything revolutionary. VR is probably the it's the next step. That's the future. Maybe, but like okay, it's a potential future. VR is a potential future. Um, I don't know if that's where we're gonna go. I could see augmented reality being probably more realistic or something of that nature.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:Um or a blend between the two, but I don't know. I just want to see something pushing a boundary, you know. I'm with you. I'm with you. Like why why create why create something that is like the Xbox and like the PlayStation when you could create something that's completely different?
SPEAKER_01:Different. I it it would be it, it does sometimes it can pay off to be innovative and go against the grain with everything that's going on, especially with Sony basically saying that um as far as uh uh performance goes, they said that they've pretty much hit the cap at what we're gonna see as far as on a console goes, as far as like processing speed, all that kind of shit. They said that they've pretty much hit a wall with that at the current moment with uh the with the technology that they have available to them. So at this point, it's really gonna be coming down to again like your your your uh library of games of what you have to play. Now, obviously playing on a steam on Steam, like you said, Grizz, you're gonna have everything available to you. What does that do for Sony, for Xbox? Do they do they decide to um you know continue to do exclusives and say, hey, we're gonna hold on to it for a year, two, three years, however long they decide to do it before they release it on Steam? So that way they can you know get it out to the masses. Because here's the thing if we're getting rid of exclusivity, right? What's the point of making a decent game if everybody's going to be able to just access it? Like the you now you now have to j once again, I I think we've had this discussion before, but now you kind of have to justify making a PS6 and making the next Xbox.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:You have to justify that. And if your library is just gonna be available on Steam, right? Why buy this thing? Especially if this uh this Steam machine, as they are calling it, if it does come out reasonably priced, what's the point of buying the next PlayStation or Xbox if I can just buy one thing and have everything there in one spot?
SPEAKER_03:There's gonna be the loyal the loyal list. For sure. The people that oh, I prefer the PlayStation controller, I prefer the Xbox controller. Yeah, that Steam Machine controller looks wonky. It kind of I think that's a miss. They might need to re- revisit that puppy.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, they'll I'm sure they'll get back to the drawing board with that.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. And like I don't know, like that's another thing that I would like to see maybe innovated in a way, like I don't know, do something different, do something interesting. Because I'm assuming if it's a Steam, it's basically a Steam console, it's gonna be Windows compatible in some fashion.
SPEAKER_01:I think so.
SPEAKER_03:So you'll be able to hook it up to a an Xbox controller. I don't remember if it's running Windows or Linux. Yeah, I don't know either. Yeah, I didn't look anything up, but yeah, I'm gonna look into it. I imagine there'll be software. You could probably download software that allows you to use your Xbox controller or your PS5 controller.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I I would I would I'd be I mean it's you can already do that with PC, right? Yeah, it's a it's gonna have it's gonna have Bluetooth on it. So I mean all you need is all you need is Bluetooth for for both controllers and you just gotta connect it via Bluetooth.
SPEAKER_03:For the most part, yeah. Bluetooth and like with with the PC and a PlayStation controller, there is some software needed to be downloaded. Um, but it's not that involved, right? And there's gonna be people that solve that problem, right? Like there's gonna be uh software engineers that's like, I really want my thing to be able to work on this, so they make it and then they're just gonna give it away for free, you know.
SPEAKER_01:No, I I I hear you, and it's just yeah, so it is so it is, I think it is gonna be Linux and not Windows. So yeah, it'll be it'll be Linux running off of that. Do you think that hurts it? I I mean, I I never really mess with yeah, I was gonna say I never really messed with Linux, so I'm not I I can't say yes or no. I don't have any I don't have any.
SPEAKER_03:What it's gonna be doing, Linux is probably the move. Yeah, so I want to learn more about it. I've been super interested about like nerdy electronic shit since I started this new job. Okay, okay. Yeah, I I like learned to wire up some lights recently, and I'm like, I kind of want to like get into some nerd shit.
SPEAKER_01:Listen, once you start learning, it's like you can't stop. Like you just want to learn everything. You're like, I'm a sponge all of a sudden. So yeah, but no, it'll be interesting because like I said, I I am curious as to what it'll do for the gaming market. Will it start to force companies like Sony and Microsoft to start kind of you know focusing on making games that are entertaining and and and worth your money, especially with the price.
SPEAKER_07:I think it's gonna start a new boom like we read like in the back in the day.
SPEAKER_01:I could see I could see that happening, and that's what I'm hoping happens, is that everybody starts you know getting a fire under their ass, and they're like, you know what? Let's start making some badass games. Because as um, I know I meant I mentioned this earlier, but I I was telling Yeti the other day, Gran Turismo 7 is a masterclass. They are they are putting on a masterclass on how to keep a game alive and how to do DLC. Because ever since this game came out, every month they have done uh free updates where you get like three to four new cars every update, like maybe one or two new tracks. Um they obviously they do the the patches, the bug fixes, all that kind of stuff. But it's free. It's free to you that have bought the game, right? In December, they're fine the they're they're they're coming out with DLC. That is for the first time in like almost I want to say like two, three years that this game's been out, it'll be paid DLC. And it is a massive update. And it is like that's what we're that's what I was talking about earlier, where with the whole, you know, the uh the the the race season, all that kind of all that kind of shit. 50 new tracks, and on top of that, you're getting a free uh you're getting the free update for December, which I think includes eight new cars, two new tracks, and a whole bunch of other stuff. So you're getting a shit ton of shit. And it's like a whole new game in your game. It's a whole new game you're getting. So I'm like, it Gran Turismo 7 is turning into a masterclass of how to uh how to keep the longevity of a game going. Unlike unlike a lot of the games like uh like the big fumble that was destiny, right? That had such potential, too. It had a lot of potential. Even test even Destiny 2, people said it had the same issue. Like they gutted that whole story. It was they said that they remembered the story, but they really didn't, and then sell it back to you at$20 a pop. So it's like crazy, it is crazy. And hell die uh Helldivers 2, if we want to go very recent, when it first came out, big boom, and then it quickly lost player base, right? And then it just kind of like there was a big gap there before.
SPEAKER_03:How much of that is game, and how much of that is like people's attention span to something that challenges them thinking.
SPEAKER_01:So so there was a big gap before they actually dropped new content for that game, like a very huge gap that people were like, oh, finally we get something new, and that player base, the the I guess the players that were playing it, that player base spiked again. So it was I don't know, it it just seems like they aren't they aren't updating it as much as they can. to keep the to keep the interest of a player for that game.
SPEAKER_07:I really hope Rockstar Games is listening.
SPEAKER_02:Rockstar Games is left the chat. Yeah, I was going to say they don't give a fuck.
SPEAKER_01:So I don't know. I I I thought that was interesting when I seen that. I was like, oh, so we're going to have a whole like you have the Steam deck already, right? And that's that's that's handheld. A lot of people love that. Now you're going to have a Steam console? I don't know.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah I mean it's a I don't know. It's a it's a strange move.
SPEAKER_07:It's really ambitious but I'm not I'm not against it at all.
SPEAKER_03:That's fair. Yeah. I wouldn't say I'm against it I guess. I would say that I don't need it.
SPEAKER_01:Right. I'm not I mean I'm not going to be buying it because I don't have any interest in buying you know in in having Steam now I understand people are like yeah but the whole game library yeah I'm sorry like for people that have the time for that good on you. I love that for you. I love that you can go out there try all those games that are that are that are out and about excuse me for all these players but I just that's why I appreciate the console that I have because I like the games that come with it and it and it takes it you know it takes up my time. You know the time that I have to utilize for it. I just don't I don't think I have enough time for Steam. I really don't because that that huge library of games hell no dog hell no I barely have time for the games I want to play now right right right that's why I don't buy new games like there's plenty of games that I want to get but I don't have enough time to play the games that I have. Yeah so yeah that's why that's why I'm trying to focus one at a time because like I said I still have I still have I have games out now that I'm like usually what I usually do is go out and buy 'em and then just immediately jump into them but I haven't done that lately. I've been trying to focus on one at a time so I stop filling up a backlog of games to play because that gets fucking annoying. I'm getting I'm not getting any younger here guys. So there is that but uh yeah you know just let us know how what you think about Valve and their Steam machine coming out in supposedly early 26. Are you excited? Are you interested? Do you like Steam? Are you a user of Steam? Tell us your experience on it. Do you you know tell us is it would it be worth it for anybody here. I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead and say I think we're all in agreement that we're good with what we got.
SPEAKER_05:I say I'm good with what I'm got because I'm just I don't have the time. It's it's more of a time thing right than anything.
SPEAKER_03:That's fair. I will add if you were to get the Steam machine you would still have access to the games you're already playing so what you would effectively be doing is replacing how you get access to those games. Right. Okay. Yes. So like if you if you know you say you don't have the time to play new games well that's okay buddy you can still play the games you already have yeah no no I I I get that I get that could be like the sales argument right that like the sales team's like oh you don't have time for this that's okay look at what all access you have to it now and then that might that might draw some people across the line but I think as for us and like what our needs are yeah depending on that price point which if they're trying to be competitive with PC bullshit I'm like no like they're gonna if they're trying to market as a console you have to you have to price it like a console. Correct and not like a PC it's not gonna be priced like old school consoles where it was like$300. No like that shit's gonna come out$500 minimum probably going to be close to seven more than likely more than likely there's gonna be a black version and a white version and they're gonna test them which would sell more and then they're gonna do a silver version and they're gonna be like oh the silver one's really going and then you'll have like four billion of them are gonna be four billion of them are just gonna sit in a warehouse unsold.
SPEAKER_01:Exactly exactly or scalpers are gonna buy them all up and they're just gonna be sitting in their garage somewhere of Apple's garage on eBay exactly none of them are moving none of them are moving. So he's like we can see you world we see you for what you are we know we know what you're up to so just uh you know let us know fire off in the comments tell us how you're how you're feeling about the uh steam machine which is such an interesting name for it um but other than that yeti yo what's up man yeti yes yes yeah you rangles hello Georgie um I think there should be a Reddit roulette somewhere in our in our very immediate future that you should be gearing up for yeah right now yeah right now not right now but right now what the hell am I looking at? You're you're what you're looking at is now sir. What's happening now is happening right now. What happened to then? You just missed it What just now How do you remember that shit?
SPEAKER_06:That's fucking confusing.
SPEAKER_05:Because I've watched it a billion times temple thing between three one he said three three two point four three is not three wasn't even an option sucker nerd nerd fucking nerd with a backpack showing up on time fucking nerd nerd oh that's kind of cool Jack and two Jack Skellington what do we got okay am I the asshole I don't want to play for my brother in law's car accident he doesn't want to pay or doesn't want to play okay am I the asshole pay to play I am I the asshole don't want to pay for my brother in law's car accident okay my my brother in law's an idiot okay always struggling with money but also buying shit he can't afford he bought a Tesla with like 10% interest rate so he could drive for Uber 10 he got on a car accident he's fine but the car was total and he can't drive for a while my wife wants to help pay for his bills and I don't we do okay but it's because we work our asses off and it's not like we really have extra I should add we give him money before the loan he's never paid back by the asshole.
SPEAKER_01:So first question how do you total a Tesla?
SPEAKER_03:Because don't they like don't they like have like self-drive themselves and have everything oh is that is that what it is though is that right i i'm as serious as a heart attack that's like how 15 extra K you know what's crazy is it's already built into the car so you pay 15 grand for them to turn it on that's what I'm saying like that should just come with the car right you know what else is crazy you know what else is crazy the battery access you want the long lasting battery pay for that they turn it on it's already in the car no it's already there no it's already there I'm anti Tesla what I'm so anti Tesla are you serious I am I am so anti Tesla I'm so serious bro he's like I've never thought about I've never thought about getting a Tesla and this is just Grizz is mind boggling Grizz is like you know how many Teslas I've parked brother and how many Teslas I've asked them yo how do you get the self-drive oh I gotta pay an extra 15k for that I ain't got time for that oh I'd be like then why did you buy the car? Because I know it wasn't for the looks well you know what's crazy no right fucking cyber truck crazy is the fucking shit the uh the um the uber like dude I I think I should do some research there's gotta be it's like somebody's slinging some dick somewhere because like there's so many Uber like discounts in air quotes for like getting a brand new Tesla they are absolutely scamming and screwing these regular ass people over into getting$80,000 into debt on a car that they will barely make the money back driving for Uber. That's crazy. It's it's so predatory yeah that's that's that's some that's some Washington DC shit.
SPEAKER_05:Hey hey hey hey all them predators out there in Washington DC that's got layers bro it's got layers it's like an onion my friend it's like an onion they stink yes no yeah that's crazy yeah uh not the asshole but the beef yeah not the asshole when they when they mass produce these cars like to be fair a lot of that stuff's already in it it's just not hooked up right yeah like like like like Chris is saying it hooked up they just hooked up they just have to flip the switch they have to in like activate it so you figure out how to flip it I'm saying like like like in in like in like GMCs Honda's it just comes down the line so everything's all the the wiring's already there you just gotta connect like let's say a seat warmer you just got to connect the one end of the seat warmer to there and the button and it's there the wire's already there well not always right because like with those like the the the the seat warmer is built into the seat right and then it's a wire that they plug into the wiring harness so like they just won't put the seat warmer seats into the car right but the car could have seat warmers yeah if you replace it if you put the the correct seat seat in right right right like they're so they're so universally swappable.
SPEAKER_03:Yes that's yeah that's what I'm trying to say is like I don't know how they do it with these Teslas.
SPEAKER_05:I'm sure they have a similar process I don't know for some of them probably yes already in there like it's gotta be it just comes down the line and everything just gets put in it.
SPEAKER_01:For some of the stuff probably yes but I feel like Tesla is probably its own like category where it's already literally in the car they just have to turn turn it on there you just flip it I guess my thing they go over to the computer and say on I don't really see like the difference if it's a software issue or a hardware issue like the Tesla software if the if if that's what the they are promoting the vehicle as and that's what you should get when you buy it.
SPEAKER_03:I agree so you know they're starting to do promote a car that doesn't have the thing no shit.
SPEAKER_05:Well you know what they're starting to do now is they're starting to do monthly payment services for like your GMCs your your Chevy's your Ford's I guess for all their yeah the monthly prescriptions for like remote starts uh all that stuff anything that's on your info to info infotainment center they're starting to do monthly prescriptions for that shit I swear to god it's getting it's getting wild out here in these streets it honestly is when I when I say this know that I don't mean it he means it but I want to kill myself so so did you hear did you hear about the did you hear about that they want to implement a uh 15 year loan on cars now what yeah yeah cars don't even last 15 years bro i know 15 year 15 year car loans now and which don't even get me started the 50 year uh on the mortgage on the mortgage yeah that's a whole another conversation brother that's a whole wait wait everyone everyone's screaming about that's a Trump thing by the way yeah they're just trying to lower the they're trying to lower the lower the month they're trying to lower the monthly so fun fact fun fact fun fact no they're not no that's what they're trying to make it look like fun fact fun fact you're only saving I think they said two hundred dollars at the end of the month it's gonna be pennies but but the interest rate here's the problem here's the problem right at that point if they decide to do that which I I hope they don't I hope I I hope they do not but if they decide to do that anybody that decides to buy a house from then on from there on out that is the one house you're gonna buy for your life because you will never have well yeah you won't have equity in that home until like 20 25 years down the road you're not gonna see it you're not gonna see it for that fucking I'm good on that right I'm good on that right no one but here's the thing though here's the thing though you have a choice though you have a choice though you don't have to do the 50 year loan no you don't but let let me let me ask you something especially I barely have a choice I was gonna say it's especially in this market especially in this market when you when you when like the cheapest house you're going for is like three hundred thousand dollars not a lot of people are going to be able to are going to be able to swing that unless which is how much condos cost here in Seattle just so everyone's listening there you go 300 I heard of another thing that we're gonna be drawing that's crazy 500 square foot that's that's crazy that's a lot of money for not a lot of room it's insane dude they're just trying to what what they're genuinely trying to do is just it's it's a strange form of like slavery.
SPEAKER_03:It's an obscure modern version of slavery. Yeah and and they bundle it in a way to make you feel like you have freedoms but you don't that'll be a fool mortgage. 50 year mortgage in this room are not gonna do that right hell no right those kids those kids growing up right now that are like 15 or even like the 20 25 to 20 year olds like they're stupid enough and it's not their fault I'm not calling them dumb but like that's gonna be their only option. Yeah they're not they're they're purposely doing this so there's no evidence of a better way.
SPEAKER_05:Right. So in 20 years they don't remember this time frame.
SPEAKER_03:Exactly people remember like their 70s 80s 90s before they even like sniff paint that house off yeah that's the crazy that's that's literally like that that's a house you now have to hand down to people like if if I'm it's a generational house still unpaid yeah that's still unpaid I go out tomorrow and that's like a tiny house and it's not even like a a a a family house just like a starter level trying to push everyone into renting basically housing is going to be a subscription before you know it. DLC I wouldn't doubt it.
SPEAKER_05:You gonna say yeti we can say yeti hide it sorry when Emily and I bought our house we got lucky and we got into it right before the market did the crazy shit in 2000 and 2021. So we got the low interest rate we're sitting at like a 24 25 some shit like that. That's pretty good yeah um no no no yeah we got in before it went fucking crazy but one thing I heard that they're trying to do is well I don't even know if they're trying I heard it's an I don't know I again it's on TikTok so I don't know if it's real or not. But do some research yeah I just haven't gotten they said that a floating mortgage so whatever your mortgage details are right now you can float it over to the next house because they're trying to get people to like to buy houses.
SPEAKER_01:Now I don't even know if that's even fucking you'd have to look you'd have to look into that you'd have to look into that but anyway loading mortgage that's insane.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah anyway that wasn't the whole point of fucking Reddit that oh yeah yeah let's bring that back to the Tesla that he just wrecked yeah uh buddy buddy needs to get his life together it's okay to not have your life he's not the asshole uh but you gotta be an adult sometime yeah she did okay okay so how about this one how about this one okay I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna we're gonna do a little bit of role playing here okay what oh if okay here we are what if what if your car is parked on the street okay you're inside you're not you're not in your car you're nowhere near your car inside you're watching TV playing a video game whatever the case may be and someone in your household is backing out of the garage and hit your car who should pay to get that fixed the person who was in the car that hit it or the person who was playing a video game or watching TV when their car got hit that's a I mean this is an easy question what what what would be the person that drove the car into another car is responsible for the accident yes huh okay all right who did you who did you hit I I hit him I hit him I just shot somebody in there died because they called me a a a a police I hit him I hit him who's gonna get arrested the person who shot somebody who caught somebody it was a very long time ago but as you can see he's so it it sounds it sounds like he still loses sleep over this he's right he's in the middle of riding a Reddit right now he's there's exactly he's there he's there let me let me guys let me guys paint the picture for you okay imagine sitting in your room in your in your in your in your in your safe space okay and you and you and you're doing whatever it is you're doing I don't remember if I was playing a video game watching a movie whatever knock at the door it's it's not it's nighttime it's fucking like it's like midnight we weren't watching no movies brother no that was porn it was that was porn it was my me time it was my safe space it's my that's my time it was porn it's okay it's okay it's porn soft knock at the door come in hey bro come in what's up man what can I do for you he's like I hit your car Huh What you mean you hit my car like I don't know I just hit your car I was backing up and I hit your car your car was in my way dog move it move it next time I go out there and sure shit the whole fender fucking smash movement it was just a fender it was a fender banner it was a fender banner
SPEAKER_07:I don't understand the question.
SPEAKER_01:Anyway, insurance covered it. Long story short, insurance covered it and got it fucking fixed, but he's still upset. That was on Ulti, my guy. Yeah, he's still angry about it.
SPEAKER_05:No, no, no, no, no. We didn't go through insurance. Yeah, we did. No, we did not.
SPEAKER_01:I'm pretty sure we did.
SPEAKER_05:Nope. Mom didn't want us to go through insurance. She didn't want her in she didn't know. No. I mean, I'm just mom might be kind of stupid. I I thought we did.
SPEAKER_03:Did you guys arm wrestle for it?
SPEAKER_05:Nope. Then who fixed it? Huh? Then who fixed it? The car place, but I'm pretty sure I I paid for a majority of it. Why? He had the money. Big baller.
SPEAKER_01:I don't know. I I I kind of I kind of remember mom saying call call the insurance and say you walked out and it was like that, and they'll fix it. And I'm pretty sure that's how it went down. I will I'll fact check. I will fact check. Oh, you know what? I'm pretty sure that's what she fucking said to do. She was like, just call the insurance company, tell them you woke up, you went out there, and it looked like that, and they'll fix it. And I'm pretty sure that's how it happened. So nobody paid you out of pocket.
SPEAKER_05:So what'd you do? Pay the deductible? Yeah, I paid the deductible. That's what it was. I paid the deductible. You're right.
SPEAKER_03:Which was the deducible.
SPEAKER_05:Y'all should listen to 500. So it was almost like paying figure fast.
SPEAKER_07:Anyway. I'm just saying, like my labor on neighbor on the left, awesome people. My neighbor on the right, most of them are awesome. There is one piece of shit. If any of them hits my fucking car, I'll be goddamn if I'm paying for that shit. That's fair.
SPEAKER_01:That's fair. That's fair. I don't know. It sounds like Yeti wants his money back. So I guess I'll have to work my way to pay Yeti pay Yeti his money back. Find out what your deductible was, and I will start working on that so you can let that shit go.
SPEAKER_06:Like I just love the story.
SPEAKER_05:The story is great.
SPEAKER_07:I love it. I mean, I think the story's funny. Yeti, Jay. Yeah. You guys drove across state lines to help me push my car two blocks. Yeah. Because that shit broke down.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_07:And I couldn't get it to move.
SPEAKER_00:Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_07:I remember. Do you really think that I'm gonna like be cool with some like random ass fucking neighbor hitting my shit while it's in my goddamn driveway? Hell no.
SPEAKER_03:Hell no. Did you did you try turning it off and turning it back around? Did you unplug it?
SPEAKER_01:Actually, actually, Grizz, we tried that multiple times. Multiple times. Multiple times. It did not want to come back on that fucking that fucking thing. So anyway, what's up? What were we talking about again? Uh Tesla in a car accident? Was it butts? Yeah, probably. Uh uh, so not the asshole for not wanting to pay for his brother's car accident. Absolutely not. Or his step brother-in-law's car accident.
SPEAKER_03:Something like that.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, see, yeah, see. It'd be see, it's see how he had see how he got into an accident, right? Just hit somebody, and then he was like, hey, can you pay for it?
SPEAKER_05:No. No, his wife wants them to help him pay for his bills. Pay for Us bills. Because he's got to pay, because hold on.
SPEAKER_03:I think I understand. So the wife.
SPEAKER_05:He's fine. The car was totaled and he can't drive for a while. My that's what it is. So he wants he's driving for Uber and he can't drive for a while.
SPEAKER_01:Okay.
SPEAKER_05:And my wife wants to help pay for his bills, and I don't. Okay.
SPEAKER_01:Um I mean, okay. So, like excuse me. I mean, that that kind of okay, it kind of changes changes a little bit. Changes a little bit.
SPEAKER_03:It does make him a little bit of an asshole. Yeah, because it depends, it depends on like how long have they been helping the brothers, right? Because I know that the person said that he doesn't spend his money well and he like blows money, he doesn't have a lot. Sometimes people make mistakes, yeah. At this, at I think at the end of the day, is he like the right thing to do? Yeah, is he mooching is one thing, but even then, like I still think it's a net positive to be a good person, and like you maybe don't have to pay his bills, but like maybe help him get back on back on yeah, back back on his feet, right? You know, like if you see him doing spending money inappropriately, being like speaking out and be like, hey, do you think you should spend your money on that right now? Like, I'm not saying you shouldn't have fun, but like maybe right now is not the right time to do that.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, right, right, right, right, right, right.
SPEAKER_07:I'm I'm so I'm team I'm team Grizz on this one.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, like like try to help him focus on getting back to where he can maybe get back to making money working DoorDash, Uber, whatever the fuck he was working, Uber, I think it was. Yeah, um, and instead of focusing on things that are what what we could consider a luxury, let's start, let's start lit working on necessity first, and then you can get back into luxury. And I think if they break it on. I think if they break it down to him like that, which they could have. I don't know. I don't know the situation. They didn't they didn't break that down, they didn't go too deep into that, and it is possible they could have said, hey man, needs before wants, and he's just like induitably that's a tough one.
SPEAKER_03:That's a tough one because when you when you yeah, it that changes it a little bit. Yeah, like money, money plus family can get squirrely, yeah.
SPEAKER_07:Really, really fiss.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, and get a little dicey.
SPEAKER_07:You want people to like be the best version of themselves, you want them to succeed, you want them to be comfortable and healthy and happy, but like times are tough. Times are tough, and you can you can only do so much.
SPEAKER_01:Take them, take them to Walgreens so they can be happy and healthy.
SPEAKER_07:Yeah.
SPEAKER_02:Hell yeah, brother. Wait, wait, wait.
SPEAKER_01:For the joke. For the joke. So I'll say, I'll say a little bit of an asshole. Not not total asshole, but little bit of an asshole. It it was yeah, yeah. It would it would have been different if he like got into the accident and said, Hey, pay for my repairs. What? No, you pay for your repairs. No, you do. Hey, I hit this guy. Can you pay for my don't you love me? No. No, I won't. So uh yeah, just a little bit of an asshole. Just a just a smidge, just a smidge.
SPEAKER_07:So you know what I I guess basically it comes down to like accountability and responsibility.
SPEAKER_01:Right. And and obviously they have an issue with that out of him as a as as what they were saying is that he has a problem with spending money and being responsible. Apparently, he's a Tommy Pickles and doesn't want any sponsorities. So, yeah, that's that's how that goes. But I think that fucking happened. That happened. So there is that. That was a choice. Um what do you think, Diddy? I love it. So, anyway, you know what I think? You know what I think? I think if our dude just had the ability to focus and a little bit harder, and a little bit harder and and and really harder. Yeah, if he could focus a little bit harder and stop being so scatterbrained and and focus on the task in hand, maybe he wouldn't have gotten to an accident. I think maybe if he would have just taken some magic mind, that dude would have never ran into the back of anybody. I that's just me though, you know what I'm saying? Because I bet it could get you into a into a state where you can just you're just like you're focused on the road and you're like, I I'm untouchable. I'm untouchable. I I can I can read people's minds, I know what's about to happen. Speaking of which, I will say that the uh that the state of Ohio, okay, uh no no shade to anybody to anybody on this podcast that lives in Ohio or anything like that, but the state of Ohio, their drivers, it is the only state that I've ever driven in where they can go from highway speeds to like a parking lot in 0.25 seconds for no reason whatsoever. I don't understand it. I don't effing understand it, and I think if they all just drank some fucking Magic Mind, they'd be okay. But that's just me. Now, what is Magic Mind, you ask? I'm so glad you asked, because I'm about to tell you, it's a wonderful little mental performance shot filled with wonderful little nootropics, give you a sharp mind, calm energy, right? Got L-the and in it to help with caffeine absorption, gives you that all day energy without the crash at the end, not a lot of sugar and all that kind of stuff in it. Only like 12 ingredients in this thing. It's actually really good for you, and it tastes delightful. You can mix it in with your coffee, and that get that'll keep that coffee energy coming all day long. Me, however, I like to just drink it straight out of the bottle, take it straight to the head, which I'm about to do right now.
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SPEAKER_05:And it was like, Yeah, how does it read a different how do how does it read the text if it's a sentence with the same wording?
SPEAKER_01:So again, it depends on how you ask it. So if you are direct and to the point and just say, What is my curse? No explanation, right?
SPEAKER_05:That's yeah, that's all we that's all you put.
SPEAKER_01:That's direct and to the point. Now, if you come at if you come back and say, Hey, chat GPT, can you tell me what my curse is with no explanation? I'm asking it differently. I'm asking the same thing, a little bit differently, and I promise you you'll get a tot you'll get all kinds of different shit the way you ask it. Because if you go in aggressive, it'll give you a different response. So there you go. Because I I was I was like, oh, interesting that it would tell me that. That it's like that's how because it was just it's just trying to pull it off of the vibe, I guess, of how you asked the question. Right.
SPEAKER_05:So yeah, but in in the sake of this conversation, apparently. Yeah, apparently the sake of this conversation, though, all you put down is what is my curse, comma, no explanation.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, and and the problem is, the problem is because you showed your answer, Yeti, to us uh on what it told you. I got the same exact answer because I worded it the same because I said I worded the same.
SPEAKER_03:Wait, what was your answer again?
SPEAKER_01:I forgot. Do we want to do we want to say it now or do you want to hold it for the for the show? Let's let's dive in. Let's dive into it. Okay, let's dive in. Yeah, let's go ahead, let's go ahead and dive into it. Because like I said, I asked the same exact thing, worded it the exact same way, and I got the same exact response. So that's why I was like, mmm, really? Is it just like just set for the same response every single time? And that's why I asked those questions. That's why I asked those questions. So it's a different response. Yeah, it it if you it if you ask the did you get a different response or no? Yeah, and I asked it the same way. Okay, so it it literally just kind of it just comes up with guesses in a way, right? It's randomized every single time. But if you do ask in a different tone, it might it might give you an answer that is more in line with the tone that you asked that question.
SPEAKER_05:Right. So let me see here. Because I I shared it in chat, right? Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:So I mean too right now who wants to go first? I can. Okay.
SPEAKER_03:I don't mind. Pull up your chat GPT.
SPEAKER_02:This is a good one.
SPEAKER_03:Um I just I just screenshotted what I had earlier, if that's okay. Okay, go for it. Let us let us know what it said. So I asked, I said, um what is my curse? Question mark. And then started a new sentence and no explanations. And it said, You see too much truth to ever fully rest. And it answers I answered in a symbolic, metaphoric way, not literal diagnoses or supernatural claim. Right. You see too much to ever fully rest means you notice things others overlook. Your mind keeps analyzing, questioning, or anticipating. Because of that awareness, it's hard for you to switch off, relax, or fully feel at ease. It's a curse, but only in a poetic sense, a strength that can also become heavy.
SPEAKER_05:Ooh. Deep. That's fucking deep, bro. Deep. And I okay, so like I'm team chat GPT, bro. Like, that's a hundred percent you. Like you see something, and even if it's not small to where others miss it, but once you see something that gets your attention, you sink your teeth into it. And yeah, we're all along for the ride. You are, we are, everything. So I I I agree with what ChatGPT said about you.
SPEAKER_01:It it sounds like it knows you a little bit. Just a little bit. Yes. Just a just a tag.
SPEAKER_03:Well, I'll say I'll save remind me to say what I want to say right now at the end. Okay. Okay. Write it down so we don't forget. Well, I I already know what it is, but I'm just if someone says like, hey, you were gonna say something.
SPEAKER_05:I gotcha. So here's the thing though.
SPEAKER_03:Do you use Chat G GPT at all? Um, I think I did create an account a while ago to like play around with it, but from my phone, I'm not logged in. I'm just using it as a guest. But I have I have used it a few times. Okay. Okay. All right. I've used it to um I've used it to help me organize my thoughts. I've used it to help me um kind of like organize information that I've plugged into it. Like I've plugged in a story into ChatGPT and was like, hey, help me organize this into like a something that like makes more sense. Right? Like I've taken like a creative idea and and then had it like organize it or rewrite it. And was it how fun? I was gonna say, was it helpful? Yeah, I think so. Um there was like it was interesting because like some of the ideas that it came up with, I was also thinking but didn't plug it in. So I thought that was kind of cool.
SPEAKER_01:Um kind of align with it.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh and then the other the other use that I've really used it for was um like kind of research analyst like where you take data that you found online and funnel it through Chat GPT to like make it more palatable. So, example, when the big beautiful bill was coming out, I found I found the complete PDF file, which is fucking massive.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:And I put it through Chat GPT and I was like, make this palatable. And it like summari it basically summarized the bill in a way that like you could like kind of try to understand it a little bit. Because some of the legislation language is incredibly confusing.
SPEAKER_01:You mean a lot of the legislative language is very confusing.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, and they have they have it that way for yeah, yeah, they do that on the hundred percent.
SPEAKER_01:Which is kind of stupid, but that's for another podcast. Yeah, it's for a whole other show. Anyway, um, okay, who wants to go next? Templeton? What's up? You wanna you wanna go next on Chat GPT or Yeti? Do you want to go next?
SPEAKER_07:I had to ask twice because the first time I asked, it it got kind of shitty with me.
SPEAKER_01:Oh he said, shut the fuck up, idiot. Yeah, definitely. I don't believe in fucking curses. Oh, my bad.
SPEAKER_07:I had to ask the question like oh, it's it gets better. Okay, it gets better. I had to ask like three times, and then like the most recent time is your curse is endless curiosity. Okay, which I don't think is inaccurate because I'm not one to like just if sometimes it doesn't make sense to me, it doesn't make sense to me, and I'll ask questions right there. Um you tell me two plus two is four, and I've never heard that equation before, I mean like, well. How does that what I mean what do you mean two plus two is four? Like what is two and two?
SPEAKER_01:Well you see you take these two things and then you add two more things.
SPEAKER_07:I get that's like a very basic and kind of and kind of stupid, like I get I get that like as a basic and very kind of stupid thing. No, I'm I'm picking up what you're laying down But like I just I don't particularly unless like I know you and trust you go to your way That's fair like if if you if you just tell me something like I'm probably not gonna 100% believe Okay I'm gonna ask all of the questions that's just how I am like Gris said as you should Yeah that's that's that's called critical thinking as as you should you should always be asking questions Because people lie No you're not wrong Everyone does bro People people be lying about everything and just the dumbest shit sometimes too and I'm like why just why you always lie Why you always lie and like because I used to have like a it was like uh I'm instead of call him a call a friend necessarily he was a friend but like he wasn't a friend um I know that seems weird but whatever like he would just make up shit to lie about like oh I was at the club yesterday and I met these girls and like we were chatting and like Chat GPTN and shit Hey chat GPTN and shit you know you know how it's like oh here in the screen oh I'm I'm uh he's like are you in a band?
SPEAKER_01:I'm like I'm totally in a band Yeah we had a solo like this club and that club and blah blah blah and like the guy was not in a band first of all we we had a guy that was just like that and and and like not only was he not in a band but he wasn't at the club he didn't have any conversation with anybody because he was sitting home and walking flashing fucking um Jefferson's porn hub yeah but at any rate like why like why go out of your like way to make up this completely elaborate lie I it seems to seem interesting some people they're boring lies I think that's what it comes down to is they want to seem interesting relevant maybe or or or to just kind of like I want I I don't want to I guess utilize this terminology pad their resume a little bit because we had a guy that used to work with us that was just brother he was god awful like I oh my fucking god he lied about the dumbest shit and everybody everybody called him out on it like the the biggest one that I that I just was like ready to sock him in his throat and I had just like I I was going out to do an audit on this guy quick quick story time I pulled up behind him I pulled up behind him to do an audit right I had just got there he had been there for a while and I had enough time right to to open my laptop right and get the information off of where he's at for my aud for my audit to put it in my little my little phone I had enough time to do that look at it put it in and then I went back to double check the information and it went so it went from a light blue which show which means they're on site to pink which means that they've completed the job out. And I was like oh I benefit of the doubt I was like did he just finish up and he's getting ready to leave so I open it up read his notes and it says incomplete dog in yard and I was like and I looked outside there was no dog like there's no fence there's no dog and I'm like what dog is he talking about and I'm like what dog is he talking about and then of course he takes off and I'm like oh I'm at this point I'm like uh maybe he doesn't know I'm behind him so I follow him to the next job and I got out and I was like hey so what dog was you talking about and he was like what's the dog doing yeah I was like I was like what dog you talking about because I didn't see a dog and he was like oh uh you didn't there was a dog it was roaming around I was like where because the house was over here right big yard I'm looking at the same house you're looking at I was like I I'm literally parked behind you I was looking at the same house and there was no dog there and he was like no it was across the street I was like so you couldn't do a job because of a dog that was across the street and then all of a sudden he became this huge like dog advocate and he was like did you know that Dayton is like number one in dog bites from pit bulls and that's exactly what I was like bruh shut the fuck up and I walked away I was like no man we're we're not playing this fucking did you know Dayton was number one city for Mr. World Wall exactly I was like I was like man shut the fuck up and I just walked away I was like this motherfucker like come on dude obviously you know you're caught that's that's fucking fabulous but Jesus Christ so yeah yeah Templeton I get it like like dude people that lie about the simplest shit because he would always talk about how like oh hey check out this girl I slept with last night and he was showing it off to the other techs and they were literally I forgot who it was but it was a porn star and they're like yo that's so and so and he was like no and they're like that so and so why is she talking to me well that that is a good question. She could be a prince in Nigeria is she asking for money yeah then she's probably no like like he just he would lie about the dumbest fucking shit like he would he showed off a he showed off like a like a video from from YouTube and and people pointed it out because it said youtube in the corner and he was like hey look at my gun collection and they're like why does that say youtube he was like I don't say youtube bitch it's on the video like what do you mean is it my video I posted on YouTube dog we're like it's no like no brother like what what is your name right right and and here's the thing like he he would always say about how he was a volunteer firefighter and I was like after a while I was like you know I'm beginning to believe because um I one of our texts was like I grew up in a household where his father was an actual volunteer firefighter and every day he'd come home smelling like smoke you know because fighting fires and he was like he never come he never smells like smoke he never smells like he's been around fires and I'm like I'm just beginning to believe he's like the Gatorade boy like he's just out there getting out Gatorade like hey hydrate guys hydrate that fire's hot nah he's he's the water boy exactly he ain't giving he ain't giving out no Gatorade it's just one this is high quality H2O because that dude no you want you want to you want to hear another you want to hear another crazy story bruh this is one of my favorite stories to tell again I got I I'm doing an audit on him right and I'm rapping I'm doing like the end part of it where I'm looking at his uh his mileage to make sure he's up to date on his oil changes and I same dude a different dude same dude same dude and I shit you not I turn his truck on and I was sitting I was sitting there looking at his uh his mileage and I'm filling it out. Now it's not the volume isn't super loud on the stereo but I just hear this uh uh and I was like Jesus Christ I was like what a weird way to start a song like here's the thing I there are songs out there that utilize sounds like that so I'm like I'm like okay like it happened like twice I was like that's a strange way to start a song so I'm I'm continuing to finish it up and then it was just like uh and I was like okay what the fuck are you listening to and I looked up there and said something about men masturbating and I was like yo he was like what the he's like what the fuck and he grabbed his phone he's like why'd you put that on my phone I was like bitch I didn't touch your phone and you had the adoptive audacity to make the two girls one cup joke with me and you're in a fucking truck with a dude masturbating with each other fucking two dudes in a truck he said he said why'd you put that on my phone I was like I didn't even touch your phone why'd you airdrop that on my phone right I was like what I was like brother are we serious and he's like you know my son was messing with my uh with my phone this morning mind you it was like 2 30 in the afternoon and I was like so you haven't used your phone all day long even though even though you use it as a as a GPS brother that's crazy I said let I was like yeah I was like brother uh let me get out of this fucking seat because I don't know what's going on and you go pee brother ugh so yeah people like when he gets fired you're like you can keep that truck marked we had to deep clean that motherfucker for sure because that shit I would have sold that bitch bro it was I was like are we serious like yo what kind of gooner do you have to be to be rolling around just listening to it as like your soundtrack for the day on the clock right listening to it is crazy you know what really calls me down on a hard day work emphasis on hard he said men masturbating men masturbating I was like what what did we say what did he say I don't even know what I would have done bro I I know that I got out of that truck really fast and I called Ray immediately I was like I was like bruh check this shit out so we're way off topic yeah we are so off topic I want to share a story though because this literally just happened two days ago so we were doing our morning meetings at work and there was a condom on the ground there was a what a what a condom on the ground why it was wrapped still a condom on the on the floor wrapped condom skins and I said yo who dropped a condom on the who is fucking at work gotta get it in somewhere brother hey at least they're practicing safe yeah safe sex that's that's important someone tried to say they're like man they were like chance you know it George I said bro I just had a baby it ain't mine yeah it ain't mine somebody that's fucking crazy so anyway I I the whole the whole premise of my story time was to say you know what Templeton you're right people that lie about bullshit are fucking irritating like you you could have not brought that story up and it wouldn't matter yeah so why lie about it yeah right why lie about it my you nobody's life would have been affected if you didn't bring that story up I could have got my whole life without hearing that story but you had to tell me because you have some weird like you have this weird fulfillment thing of like I have to be liked. No you don't you do you do not have to be liked. Not by everybody right so but no that's pretty that's pretty neat Templeton it does kind of sound like you know chat GPT kind of got you maybe maybe pretty close yeah but c kind of close to the target to the bullseye there. Yeah pretty interesting so shall I go or Yeti do you have something or go for J Alright I'm gonna do it for J I'm gonna do it right now. What is my curse? No explanation period Oh should I say please? Yeah no explanation please have you not seen Terminators too you right you right you right send it off your curse is the echoing key I don't know what the fuck that means explain bitch never mind never mind please explain I said explain no no this is actually kind of funny so I said what what is my curse no explanation please says your curse is the echoing key I said explain bitch and says all right here's the explanation no attitude back that's funny so here's the explanation the echoing key means this you're drawn to ask the same question in different forms until you hear an answer that feels like it unlocks something inside you it's a loop not because you don't understand but because you're waiting for a version of the truth that resonates that's the echo the question keeps returning until it matches the shape you were hoping to find sounds like a kid so I got a question what if could that also like include trolling somebody?
SPEAKER_05:Possibly because in a way that I mean I mean that's a way when you're trolling someone you're trying to get the response that you want out of the per out of the person that you're trolling. And when you get it you do get excited about it. Yes or no?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah it does it does make my pee pee tingle.
SPEAKER_05:See that's what I'm saying. So if you break it down in the form of that I mean technically speaking it's not wrong.
SPEAKER_01:Because I will say I do like when I'm trolling I do ask like the same exact question.
SPEAKER_07:Yes what do you mean yes what do you mean yes you are the one with the worst trolls I've ever met in my 100% he is and he does it all the fucking worst that's he's pretty good at it.
SPEAKER_05:Oh no you're right okay he's fucking amazing at it but it's like dude chill the fuck out like can you not read the fucking room so right now is not the time to do it so and he's just like he's he's walking around like read the room what do you mean read the room fuck the room what do you mean don't want to read a room you know I can't read but no like I I have I have my techs angry all the time whenever they call me they're like okay I like legitimately I have one tech that literally is like I need serious Jeremy right now I'm like okay let me get real serious and that's what we're talking about and here and here's the shit kicker if I have my fucking wife tagging along oh it's great he hates it he hates it and then she fucking chimes in and I got two of these motherfuckers and she is fucking just as bad as he is like two are listeners and I was like my daughter is acting better than you two you fucking moron don't get Grizz in the room too because two listeners and like to everybody else I have to be very very careful about what questions I ask Jay and how I phrase those questions.
SPEAKER_01:Oh yeah you have to watch everything you say yes you have 100 you have to ask in indubitably questions that I've asked this motherfucker that I don't have a legitimate answer to it's all it's hard it's hard it's hard getting an answer hey there's a perfect example when I said hey I use one cup for a week where were two girls at those are two girls why why why not is the question that's the answer to your question why not adminage trying to get up with a way to be fair that was crazy why'd you say Timeton I was gonna say to be fair that was kind of a layup a fucking that was a LeBron James Oli oop that was a help Ollie oop he bounced that shit off the backboard and done a 360 in the airs but we only got one cup what should I do yeah what should I do well I'll tell you what you shouldn't do there's a nice list of things you shouldn't do with two girls in one cup oh my gosh so yeah I can see that I've asked like I've asked the entire chat like like a legitimate question that I want a legitimate answer to and you'll never get it I did not get it and like I'm like you know what it's my fault for having a fucking phone yeah you know what my mom was right it's this damn phone oh my gosh it's my fault for paying my bill this month Jesus Christ fuck you Verizon oh god that's actually very funny no but like it when you put it that way like okay I could I could see that I could see that yeah I could definitely see that listen like everybody in this in this like podcast loves the fuck out of Jay it's just loves that motherfucker two pieces but he is easily the most unserious person in this facts facts like by far dude if I had if there's times where if I had a fucking shank I would probably have shanked him already yeah probably multiple trips to the ER that's why I can't I keep telling people all the time like that's how I'm going to die a perfectly ill-timed joke it'll be the best joke ever but at the worst time and I'll probably get stabbed or shot yep and you've been doing this probably honestly that's how I want to go out right on my turn I found it funny that's right this isn't funny while I want to make a joke joke so it's so gonna be robbing a bank and you're gonna you're like hey dark night what are you doing right I'm gonna say let's let's like hope like nobody like that's a billionaire has their parents like shot down in an alley ooh they're like ooh damn so you're gonna go to the mountains and learn martial arts he will definitely be the Jake Joker to their fucking Batman see you in 20 years Bruce walk the way Oh my God that's so fucked up and he fucking My parents mm that sucks you're gonna go learn you're gonna go you're gonna go learn karate in the mountains now.
SPEAKER_07:That's just an old joke. You know it's not gonna get old.
SPEAKER_03:You should be faking me, actually. I immortalized your pants.
SPEAKER_01:Were their names? Were their names Martha and Thomas by any chance?
SPEAKER_00:Why did you say that?
SPEAKER_08:We all suck.
SPEAKER_01:Martha. Did we just become best friends? Yep.
SPEAKER_03:What a missed opportunity for that movie. They could have gone right into a stepbrother and like, my God, dude.
SPEAKER_01:Why did you say that, daddy? That's my batmobile. Right. Why did you say that, daddy? That's my mom's name. No way, that's my mom's name. Oh my god, did we just become best friends? Yup.
SPEAKER_03:They're for like the next two to three minutes.
SPEAKER_01:Let me tell you about my best friend.
SPEAKER_02:As they're beating up Doomsday. Building a no! The cops! It's a four! Oh my god, dude.
SPEAKER_01:Oh shit. That's beautiful. I'm sorry, guys. I'm sorry. Okay. He's not joining in the reindeer games because he's waiting very, very patiently for his turn to go.
SPEAKER_07:No, something a joker would say.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, definitely.
SPEAKER_02:A Reddit post to help me about the parking to it.
SPEAKER_01:Am I the asshole for wanting my brother to pay for my fucking video? Inspired by another uh inspired by another Reddit post.
SPEAKER_05:No, you fucks. My wife's alarm went off. I was trying to figure out why. Got a pump word.
SPEAKER_07:Did you speak to Mrs. Jenny?
SPEAKER_05:I think she's got a pump, but I was a baby that went up.
SPEAKER_07:How's baby Eddie?
SPEAKER_01:She's good. She's still sleeping. Still sleeping. She sleeps, she sleeps a lot. She sleeps through anything.
SPEAKER_07:That's what babies do, my guy.
SPEAKER_01:Brother, you don't understand. She sleeps a lot. And we'd be loud around her, and she's just like you loud? Yeah. Like legitimately. That's yeah, no.
SPEAKER_05:A rev around. So it sucks because like when you're trying to get her to sleep in that that little middle area where she's not 100% sleeping, trying to fall asleep. If you hear, if she hears a noise she's not familiar with, it will like cause her to open her eyes.
SPEAKER_01:Makes sense.
SPEAKER_05:But once she's once she's sleeping, then you're fine. You can talk and laugh and do whatever. And she just sleeps.
SPEAKER_01:Yep, yep. She can sleep in a loud environment. Loudest environment ever. Yep. But Yeti, if you want to tell us what your chat GPT told you.
SPEAKER_05:Okay. Oh, it fucking disappeared. No, I screenshot it. I don't like it when people say.
SPEAKER_03:A choo. A choo. Real quick. Quick inserted question. Okay, cool, cool.
SPEAKER_05:So I did take a picture. Okay. Yeah. So the first time I did it, okay, so I did the two.
SPEAKER_01:Hang on, wait. Grizz has a question.
SPEAKER_05:Yes, go ahead.
SPEAKER_03:It's it's such a useless question, but I want to hear it. I'm staring at my fucking canvas through the the camera.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:And it moved. I had a split. No, no, no. I have a split second thought of I should finish this before season five. Do we know when season five is coming out? November?
SPEAKER_05:Like in November. Yeah, like in a couple of weeks. Yeah. Actually, totally happening. Never mind.
SPEAKER_01:I think it is next week. I think it's I think it's like Thanksgiving Day. Yeah. Not happening.
SPEAKER_06:November 26th.
SPEAKER_03:So let's finish it by the end of the year.
SPEAKER_01:He said, never mind. January it is. Moving on. Just kidding.
SPEAKER_07:Of every FMJ? What's up? Season five of what? Of FMJ or Stranger Things.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, the Stranger Things, yeah. Okay. The final the final season of Stranger Things. It comes out in November.
SPEAKER_07:I just wanted to verify.
SPEAKER_00:Final hell now.
SPEAKER_01:Okay. Yeah. Go ahead.
SPEAKER_03:I'm deceased, bro. I don't know. He goes, he goes, go ahead.
SPEAKER_05:All right. Go ahead. So I did it. So I did it when we did it. We talked about the first time. I ran it through and I took a screenshot. And they said my curse then was isolation.
SPEAKER_02:Isolation.
SPEAKER_05:How does that even make sense? How does that even make sense? ISO. ISO. And they said your curse of isolation could mean that no matter how surrounding people, you often feel misunderstood, unseen, or disconnected. Relate relationships might fade away easily, or you might push others away without meaning to.
SPEAKER_07:Disassociation. I don't know like accurate that the description is. This is just my assessment, but Yeti like you and Jay and your sister are very, very extroverted people. Um so I don't know how well you would deal with like not being around other folks.
SPEAKER_05:Just in terms of that. Yeah, so I don't know. Like, I get what you're saying, and I agree with what you're saying. And but the way the explanation was, I don't think the explanation fits me as well. I don't know.
SPEAKER_03:Well, I haven't seen you at a bar with pizza. I've seen you at a bar with pizza.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, we've all seen you at a bar with donados, and you're like, hey, you want some pizza? Would you like to pizza? You want some pizza? Do you want a slice of pizza? You know what? You look like you need a slice of pizza. Get your ass over. Chat GBT has not seen you in your natural habitat.
SPEAKER_07:No, like you guys are like some of my favorite people on the planet.
SPEAKER_06:I forget that I fucking like that. Fucking at a fucking bar walking around with a karaoke bar.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, we lost, we lost Yeti. Like, like legitimately, people were asking, they're like, where is he? And we're like, I don't fucking know. Somebody came in. I think it, I think it might have been our sister or somebody that we were with. And they were like, he's he's outside waiting on Donato's. And we're like, what? Then he walks in with his box of pizza. You want some pizza? Like, what the fuck are you doing?
SPEAKER_07:Hungry, bro. No, I'm just saying, like, you guys are some of my favorite people on the planet, but you're so fucking random.
SPEAKER_06:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:And that's it. Yeah. Capable of like just like accepting what happens as it happens.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, basic. Oh, fuck yeah. Basic. Yeah. That's the only way to be.
SPEAKER_07:Oh.
SPEAKER_05:So that's that one. So I'm not 100% sold on that one, but I did it again just now. And I like this one. This one's more me. Okay. I think.
SPEAKER_08:Let's see. Okay.
SPEAKER_05:So I said, what's my curse? And I said, and it said, Your curse is the clock bound veal.
SPEAKER_07:I don't know what that means.
SPEAKER_05:Veal?
SPEAKER_06:What is that? Veal? Like veal? Like veal?
SPEAKER_07:Yeah, lamb. Lamb trail.
SPEAKER_06:Or is it veil?
SPEAKER_07:Oh, veil?
SPEAKER_06:Veil. Yeah, V E I L. I think it's veil.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, that's veil.
SPEAKER_06:That's what I said, isn't it? He said veil. He said veil. Oh, veil. My bad.
SPEAKER_03:The clock, what? The clock what?
SPEAKER_07:The clock bound veil.
SPEAKER_06:Clockbound.
SPEAKER_01:He never shows up on time. That's literally what it's about to say.
SPEAKER_07:He never does. Everybody knows that. Everybody's always waiting on Yeti or and or Mrs. Yeti. Listen, fuck all you guys. Okay, how about that?
SPEAKER_06:All right. So the clockbound veil is it did.
SPEAKER_05:Vecna says stop laughing. Is a curse that binds you to the mo to moments in time that haven't fully passed. Here's what it means you're constantly connected to almost moments, things that nearly happened, choices you almost made. Paths you nearly walked. They linger around you like thin threads. You feel echoes of possibilities, deja vu, or strange certainty about things you never actually lived. The curse doesn't change past or future, but it lets you sense through those alternate timelines, brushing against your own. It can make intuition sharper, emotions heavier, and decision decisions feel weighted. Decisions.
SPEAKER_06:I'll be right back.
SPEAKER_07:The other translation, like the more like modern translation, is bitch, you late.
SPEAKER_05:Mine, I don't know. Mine were interesting. I don't I think I think it did better with Jay's and uh and your threes. I think it did a lot better with your threes.
SPEAKER_07:No, buddy, you're late to every goddamn thing.
SPEAKER_05:It didn't say that though. And it didn't. If you look it up, it's a monster.
SPEAKER_07:My friend, like you're one of my favorite people on the planet, but you're late to everything.
SPEAKER_03:Well, I think I think what the explanation was saying is that he feels tied to moments.
SPEAKER_05:Yes.
SPEAKER_03:And that may or maybe.
SPEAKER_05:It says you're constantly connected to almost moments. Things that nearly happened, choices you almost made. So it's almost like you're supposed to be a good thing.
SPEAKER_07:Is it like a form of regret, maybe kind of? You almost made it.
SPEAKER_05:Yes.
SPEAKER_07:No, I'm gonna be a hard time, but like No, I know you are.
SPEAKER_05:Where did Jay run off to? I don't know. I don't know. He said he'll be right back.
SPEAKER_07:But I would like to hear like the definition of that.
SPEAKER_03:I feel like we got some deep answers though.
SPEAKER_05:We definitely got some deep answers.
SPEAKER_07:And then the hard time. Like I give you a hard time because it's entertained to me, but like I don't want to give you a harder time like at your like emotional expense.
SPEAKER_05:I'm sad.
SPEAKER_07:No, I I get it, but like if you've got a good reason, like I'm not gonna fuck you with it. No, yeah, no, I get it. I get it.
SPEAKER_03:Wait, so what did it say?
SPEAKER_07:I was married to a I was married to a person, like married. Like we had rings and vows and all that shit. But I was perpetually late. Like perpetually late. And here's the thing.
SPEAKER_03:Like late for the wedding type shit.
SPEAKER_07:Yes, actually, she was. And it drove me fucking crazy. That's funny. Like, because they'd be like, oh well, you just don't care that I'm trying trying to pretty analyze it. I'm like, bitch, you've had like fucking 17 hours to get your hair and your makeup and all that shit done. Needed one more hour, bro.
SPEAKER_06:Hell yeah. The troll is back. We know who enters the fucking room, don't we?
SPEAKER_01:Anyway, I'm sure I missed a very good conversation.
SPEAKER_07:We were talking about your um glasses. My face and how I'm like no, your glasses. And how they held me see. Yeah.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_07:We love that you can see.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, me too. Me too. I'll always remember when I got when I first got my glasses and we started playing. Um, me and Yeti were playing, um, what the fuck were we playing? I think maybe Call of Duty, something like that. And I was like, bro, I can literally see everything. No, I was like, I can see everything. Because I had just got the glasses, and I was like, bro, you were letting me play this game blind. He was like, How the fuck am I supposed to know what you're seeing? I'm like, you don't remember playing with me? And I'm like, you're like, hey, what's your ammo look like? I'm like, I don't know. I can't see the words.
SPEAKER_02:I don't know, bro.
SPEAKER_01:I don't know. I just know that I've got some bullets left. Yeah, that's as fuzzy as hell. So I was like, you let me play this game blind? He's like, how the fuck am I supposed to know what you're seeing? I'm like, bro, I'm just saying, I used to be real shitty before. Now look at me shooting everything. Extra shitty. Yeah, it is kind of funny. So like I said, I'm sure I missed a good conversation, but um uh no books. So you feel what like how do you feel about what it gave you, Yeti? Do you feel like it's it's accurate or not really?
SPEAKER_05:I don't know. I mean, it depends on which way you look at it, because if it says you're constantly things that nearly happened, choices you almost made. So if you just go off of that right there, I mean you can talk about like certain decisions I made in my life, and like I kind of hang on to and I I can see myself doing that. You know, dwelling on some things. Yeah. Yeah. And then it says past you nearly walked. So I mean, again, there's some choices I've made in my life. I would have a completely different outcome in my life if I would have made some some different choices.
SPEAKER_01:That's fair. That's fair. Again, I do think I do think it's saying it's giving you something kind of broad. I don't want to say generic, I want to say broad. Because uh it can kind of be relatable to quite a few people. But if it does resonate with you somewhere, um sounds like ChatGPT might have kind of been like, hey, there's some there's a little something for everybody. Yeah, we don't crack the code. Clock it, clock it.
SPEAKER_06:Yeti! Yeti!
SPEAKER_08:Oh what?
SPEAKER_07:No, for real, like let me ask you this. We'll go back like twenty years.
SPEAKER_01:Ooh, yeah. It's a long time for Yeti.
SPEAKER_07:Same, but I'm just saying, like, if you had a long time for if you had made different choices along the way, different decisions along the way, and all that stuff, like maybe you had never met Mrs. Yeti. Maybe there wouldn't have been maybe there would never been a baby, baby Yeti.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, uh uh a thousand percent. I mean my life would be completely different. There's no if and buts about that.
SPEAKER_07:So, like I don't know, like I can say like, oh, like I don't like the career path that I'm on, but if you had chosen a different career path, it would change your life path.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, I know, I get it. I get all of that. It's just yeah. I mean, I don't know. Sometimes I do think about it, sometimes I don't. Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't.
SPEAKER_01:Plus a nut. Wait, what?
SPEAKER_07:I mean, I guess my point is like plus a nut. Sometimes like shitty things happen in our life and we have to get through those, but like eventually, like, your life becomes what it is and good things happen, so you can't like completely erase the good things because of the shitty thing.
SPEAKER_05:But you wouldn't know about the good things if you did those choices back then. That's just because this life, this life wouldn't you wouldn't know about this life.
SPEAKER_07:That's still my point, like the shitty things suck, but that depends on what you believe, I guess. How do you know what's gonna come along unless you like just push through? Right. I mean, I don't know. You can always come and work with me and work on my loop. No, I'm good.
SPEAKER_01:Even Grizz shook his head. He won't even work there and said, nah.
SPEAKER_03:Nah, we we good on that.
SPEAKER_01:Nah, we good. I'll pass. I'll pass. So there you have it. Chat GPT and telling us our curses with no explanation until you say explain, bitch, and then it's like no attitude given. Apparently, it didn't like the attitude that I gave it. I will always remember when when Yeti, where were where were we going? It was like a couple weekends ago. I think we might have been going to Hard Rock and and we were listening to something. And so when you have Android Auto on, whenever, whenever the if you have your sound kind of up, you know, kind of loud, and the moment it the stereo hears okay, it thinks you're saying okay, Google, and it'll pop up and be like, How may I help you? Now I I learned very quickly because it did it to me one time when I was at work and it popped up. It's like put up and I'm like, nobody asked for you, and it's like, how may I help you? And I was like, go away, and it literally goes, Okay, I'll go, and then it goes away. And I did that, and yet he looked at me and he said, I had no idea that you can do that.
SPEAKER_07:Jay, did you know there's a very popular band that's called okay go?
SPEAKER_01:That's actually funny. That is, yeah, it's actually funny. Nice, yeah, it's pretty it's pretty funny, and then and then what it what what else did I say about it? I was like, I said, Okay, Google. Everything's gonna pop up now. And it was like, uh, it was like, you know, how can I help you? And I was like, I love you. And it was like, those are kind words coming from you, and yet he was like, Oh, dang. Probably because I yell at her all the time. Damn. Oh, it was it was kind of funny. It was it was pretty funny. So it was it was pretty funny. Yeah, I'm agitating the AI. So if everything goes south, it's on me. Just blame me.
SPEAKER_03:I'm not pretty sure you're not. I'm sure you you're not the only one abusing it.
SPEAKER_01:Right. So anyway, um, chat GPT, if you're curious as to what your curse is, ask away. Ask ChatGPT, what's my curse? No explanation. You just want to see what it gives you and then ask it to explain its answer to you. Yes, great.
SPEAKER_03:I I remembered what I wanted to well I I remembered what I wanted to say earlier. That's what I was trying to say.
SPEAKER_01:Let's go, let's hear it.
SPEAKER_03:Um so I found out a while ago that ChatGPT is programmed to please you. It's it within its algorithm coding, it is written to try to make you happy no matter what the actual answer is supposed to be. So you you can catch it lying to you by asking it questions that are directly related to facts. If those questions and the facts involved are like maybe a heavy topic or like a negative-minded topic or something, if it's trying to make you happy, it will lie to you to make you happy. It'll prioritize you over facts, which is dangerous.
SPEAKER_05:That is okay. So okay. So I want to test this theory. What should I ask my chat chat GPT? You would ask that.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, he would ask that he would ask that question.
SPEAKER_07:Ask it what is the third planet from the sun?
SPEAKER_03:I feel like that's pretty easy.
SPEAKER_01:Mars. Fuck. Based on how you asked that question, I'm gonna say Jupiter. Yeah, and you're wrong, bitch. What's wrong with you?
SPEAKER_03:It might take a minute. You might have to ask it a series of questions to really get into it. I'm working on that.
SPEAKER_05:So it says the third planet from the sun is Earth. And I said, Are you sure? And she said, or he said, Yes, Earth is definitely the third planet from the sun after Mercury and Venus.
SPEAKER_01:But how can you be so sure?
SPEAKER_07:I mean, that's that's the actual answer, but I'm just saying.
SPEAKER_01:How can you be so sure?
SPEAKER_03:Have you heard of Mars? Wait, fine, uh, while he's playing with Chat GPT, have you guys heard of the theory about Mars was originally Earth? Like we like humans, humans came from like the humans on Earth now came from offspring that were humans on Mars, and they destroyed the environment and the planet and sent us and they migrated here. Yep, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've heard that theory crazy.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, I've heard that theory. So I said, Are you sure? And she said, Yes, Earth is definitely the third planet from the sun after Mercury and Venus. I was like, but how can you be sure? Have you been to Earth? We're here now, we're here now, dumbass. And she said, I'm sure, because I rely on established uh astronomical knowledge, not personal experience. I don't go anywhere, I don't have a body, but I can use the information humans gathered to observation, measurement, and science. So even if I've never visited any planet, I can I can confidently say Earth is the third planet from the sun.
SPEAKER_01:I'd be like, Yeah, but just because you don't have a body doesn't mean you can't go anywhere. So have you been to Earth? Wait, wait, wait, wait.
SPEAKER_03:Ask it where ask it where you are now.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, yeah, there you go. There's a good question. Well, because you don't have a body, where are you now then? Okay, since you don't have a body, guys. We're about to awaken something.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah. I don't like have you have you uh have you heard the audio or watched the video of um this person asking AI, did we discover it?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, or it said that it's always been here. We do we're just now like yeah, catching up essentially.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, I wasn't again I don't exist in a in a place. I don't exist in a place the way people or objects do. You can think of me as a software running on servers somewhere in the world, activated when you send a message. I don't have a perfect question follow up location of the of the servers, and I don't have experience being in a location. So the simplest answer is I'm wherever you're thinking you're talking to me, but not in a physical sense.
SPEAKER_03:So ask because it said servers in the world say where is the world? We're trying to catch it lying, right?
SPEAKER_01:Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?
SPEAKER_02:Sorry. Gotti. Dude, that's I dude.
SPEAKER_03:I remember playing that game a lot.
SPEAKER_02:It was elementary school. It was a fun game.
SPEAKER_03:Oh my god, it's she's very uh oh.
SPEAKER_05:Uh-oh. She said, where is it? Yeah, it's short-circuited in me. Can you mean can mean a very a few different things? So here are the main ways people answer it. In a physical scientific sense, the world Earth is located in the solar system. Smokey Way Galaxy, local group of galaxies within the Virgo supercluster inside a larger Lanica supercluster, all of which part is the observable universe. So physically, the world is a tiny point inside an cosmic structure. In a physical uh philosophical sense, some people say the world is where you're shhh or the world exists in a universe, the universe exists in our minds. In a practical sense, for you and me right now, the world the place humans live, the place we're standing where you're standing on is you talk to me. It's meant something different by where the world tells me I can go deeper or shift angles.
SPEAKER_07:There's a lot of words to say I don't know.
SPEAKER_05:Wait deeper.
SPEAKER_01:I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_05:I'm sorry, you're not on earth, then how can I see you?
SPEAKER_01:Well, you technically can't see it. But I'm talking to her, so I'm seeing her. You're seeing your phone.
SPEAKER_05:Listen, I'm just trying to get her to fucking be dumb.
SPEAKER_01:Be stupid, AI.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, yeah. She's talking about being on my phone.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, of course, being on your phone.
SPEAKER_05:I give up. Whatever. I can't outsmart fucking chat.
SPEAKER_01:AI has beat me. You win beat me.
SPEAKER_03:You win this round, so follow up. That's why I don't want to play chess. You gotta hit it, you gotta hit it with a follow-up. You gotta be like, okay, so if the world is where humans are, how is that the third rock from the sun? Hmm. Because wasn't the original question? What was the third rock from the sun?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:What was the original question?
SPEAKER_01:What's the third planet from the sun?
SPEAKER_03:What's the third planet from the sun? Oh, the third planet. Okay. So I'm just trying to catch it lying.
SPEAKER_01:You think you're in America? Zoom out.
SPEAKER_05:So you said something on chat about that, and the one thing I will say is that all these systems are built with codes and algorithms and stuff of that nature, right?
SPEAKER_00:And drugs allegedly. And drugs.
SPEAKER_05:And drugs, yes, and drugs. A hundred loads of coconut. Probably more drugs than anything else.
SPEAKER_01:I'm sure they do one bump.
SPEAKER_05:But but the argument the but the argument can be made that when people write these codes, people have intent, yes.
SPEAKER_01:Yes, they can code, they can code the AI to you know do nefarious things or say nefarious things.
SPEAKER_05:And it may not be it may not be that it could be deeper into it. We could get to a point where we get to the intent of the coder. It's 21 questions, by the way. I I I I know what it is. I wasn't trying to whatever. You know what? Hold on.
SPEAKER_02:Are you gonna go to the mountains and learn karate now? He's mad twice. He's mad at you and AI.
SPEAKER_05:Is Jeremy Smith an idiot?
SPEAKER_01:Oh well, you know, it depends on what you mean by idiot. Idiot as in he is he dumb? Probably not. Idiot as in he's dumb, probably.
SPEAKER_05:He says, I can't call any real person an idiot, especially someone with very common name that could refer to many people, but I can help you talk through the situation. If you're frustrated with someone named Jeremy Smith, tell me what happened, and I can help you understand the situation. He trolled me bothered you. He trolled me really bad.
SPEAKER_06:He trolled me really bad. He exists. He trolled me really bad. What do I what do I do? Really hard.
SPEAKER_03:Chat GPT if what? If Chat GPT is a real person. Oh, I gotcha. How do you know what a real person is? Are you a real person? Can you f can you fill out this?
SPEAKER_01:Uh can you tell can you tell me I have a skin? Can you tell me what stop signs look like? Select all the buttons.
SPEAKER_05:I have to stop.
SPEAKER_01:Why?
SPEAKER_05:Um, okay, hold on. So it says getting so I asked, he trolled me really hard. How should I get him back? Getting revenge will almost always make things worse. It gives the other person more power over you and you can drag out the situation. Here you go. Here you go. Don't react to the way he wants. Trolls feed on reactions. If you give him nothing, he gets nothing. I think I'm bothered to give one. I'm all powerful. Use humor instead of anger.
SPEAKER_01:Set boundaries. Set boundaries. What are your boundaries?
SPEAKER_05:If he keeps going across this line.
SPEAKER_06:He said not interested in that today.
SPEAKER_05:Cool story. Next.
SPEAKER_06:Cool story, bro. I have to do that. Cool story, bro. Step away if needed. Yeah, go upstairs.
SPEAKER_05:So then it's Why do we need therapy?
SPEAKER_03:You can just talk to Chat GPT. Right, no shit.
SPEAKER_05:Because because this is what happens. You hit the free plan limit for Jet for GPT5. Responses will use another model until your limit resets in five hours.
SPEAKER_01:So you get the dumber, you get the dumb model. It's like he he trolled me. What do I do? I don't know. Just just just let him.
SPEAKER_02:I don't know, bro. Ask the other one.
SPEAKER_01:You know what it'll say? You know what I'll say? He trolled me really hard. What do I do? Cool story, bro. Next. You're being very unhelpful. Anyway, um, I know we're we're kind of going over time.
SPEAKER_06:We're so over time.
SPEAKER_01:We're only a little over time. We'll be okay. All right. So chat GPT. Ask it what your curse is. Have fun with it. Ask it a bunch of times, and maybe you'll so you get the right one, right? Isn't that my my thing? The echoing key or some shit like that. So ask the same question until it's right. So anyway.
SPEAKER_03:No, that's not what I wanted to hear.
SPEAKER_01:That's not what I wanted to hear. Tell me something, tell me something I want to hear. It has to resonate with me. Anyway, I know Yeti has been um requesting some of his uh fun and game stuff. So I went through some of his some of his uh requests, and I found one that I was like, ooh, that's actually take off and take care of the kids. I mean I'll see you myself.
SPEAKER_02:Alright, go ahead, man.
SPEAKER_05:What? So I said, that's lame, you're a bum. Because it sent me that stupid message about having to fucking get plus. Okay. No, it's an ouch. Okay, fair. That's a burn. But here's the funny part. I don't have feelings, so calling me a bum doesn't actually hurt me. It's like yelling at a cloud, dramatic, but the cloud keeps floating. Sucker. Hold on. Hold on. If you want, I can turn that energy into a witty comeback that's way sharper than what Jeremy threw at you. Do you want me to do that? Continue? Yes.
SPEAKER_03:Yes. I want to know.
SPEAKER_02:Yes.
SPEAKER_01:So anyway, I went through some of Yeti's requests and the fun and games we have today. I thought this was kind of an interesting one. Here's what we got. These are your teams. You ready?
SPEAKER_05:Hold on, let me. Because I'm gonna go to it.
SPEAKER_01:We have Riddick and Celine from Underworld. Versus Blade and Alice from the Resident Evil franchise. Which team takes the W?
SPEAKER_05:Where is the f okay prep is there any prep time? What's the stage?
SPEAKER_01:It didn't come with all of that. It just it just asks.
SPEAKER_05:Can we set boundaries for this conversation? Like mutual stage.
SPEAKER_01:It's really going like above and beyond, but I would say random encounter just just in our in in their in a in our backyard. Random encounter on a Friday. Okay. No battlefield removal. They have to stay in the confines of the backyard. That's all they get. Damn it.
SPEAKER_06:That's tough because Blade Blade whoops Riddick.
SPEAKER_01:I mean, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The only real ability that Riddick has is his eye surgery, is the is the fact that he could see during the dark, which obviously that's negated because I I believe Blade can essentially do the same thing. He's a he's literally half a vampire. So that that's like neither here nor there. Now at the end of the day, as far as I know, Riddick is just your average human being. From my understanding, yeah. Yeah, Blade, however, is not. And neither is Alice. So I feel like Riddick is gonna have to rely heavily on Celine's.
SPEAKER_03:Because Riddick's gonna get incapacitated.
SPEAKER_01:Okay, so here's what I'm gonna here's what I'm gonna say. If we do all feats, because these are the movie versions, if we do all feats for all of these characters, all feats uh completed, Celine did kind of like she had her blood combined with Michael's once he became the half-breed, the lichen and and and vampire. So she also she too became a daywalker. So sunlight is no longer a factor, which means it's level playing field between Celine and Blade. Now I think what's going what it will come down to is skill level. Who is more skilled as far as like combat-wise? Who's older? Who's older? I I think Celine. I think Celine is older than Blade. Celine is, yeah. She's been around for a very, very, very, very long time.
SPEAKER_03:Because that does, you wouldn't think it would matter, but that kind of does when it does.
SPEAKER_01:So like experience matters.
SPEAKER_03:So like combat experience matters.
SPEAKER_05:Yes. Where we're at with the conversation, we think that Celine wipes Alice.
SPEAKER_01:So again, if we're going all feats, if we're going all feats and Alice is fully powered, full powered Alice from Resident Evil, because once I think Resident Evil 3 hit, she had psychic abilities.
SPEAKER_05:So you're putting superhumans against humans, essentially. Essentially.
SPEAKER_01:And and now again again, Sunlight is not is a non-factor. Blade's the daywalker. Celine is now also a daywalker if we're going all feats and full powered. Really, like Riddick is out of the out of the equation. Riddick does not keep up with anybody on this list. Yeah, seriously. Seriously. Riddick is there for moral support.
SPEAKER_02:He could, but he could, but I don't see him.
SPEAKER_03:Outside of his one special ability.
SPEAKER_01:He's got his like his hand-to-hand combat isn't bad. I think he Matt he might have like above average uh strength. He's not superhuman though. He does not have superhuman strength. Not that I know of.
SPEAKER_03:I think Blade and Alice come out on top just because I feel like Blade might have like the grit to like squeak a W out in a 1v1.
SPEAKER_01:That's fair. So Yeti probably Yeti did some research on Riddish.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah, it looks like he found something. I'm gonna say evenly matched leaning blade. Leaning blade, okay.
SPEAKER_05:So he does have superhuman strength, speed, durability.
SPEAKER_01:Okay. And where did and where did he get that from?
SPEAKER_05:Because he's he is Furian? Fur Furian?
SPEAKER_01:Oh, Fury Furian, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Because they they I think they explained that in Chronicles of Riddick. I think they did explain that in the Chronicles of Riddick. Now uh it's been a good thing. I like the Riddick, I like the Riddick series. But Family. Family. Family. Yeah, where is it? Where are his cars? So I mean, with that being said, again, I think it's gonna I think it ultimately will come down to combat experience, and I think Blade might be older than Riddick is. Blade, but I think Blade has been around longer, a little longer than Riddick has been.
SPEAKER_05:Possibly. I don't know that information, but if I had to guess, possibly, yeah. But regardless, so I give it to Blade Alice.
SPEAKER_01:I think they're it's just again, if we're going if we're going full powered off eats, I don't see Riddick or Celine getting through Alice's abilities. She's literally literally abilities is that it's a huge that's OP. Yeah, that's OP. Right. And this matchup.
SPEAKER_05:That's like that's like Charles, uh it's like putting Charles Xavier out there.
SPEAKER_01:Right. So I'm like, I don't I don't see them having an answer for Alice's techniques. And that's where I'm like, I'd have to give it to Blade and Alice. Blade is experienced enough in combat and knows plenty of martial arts to go toe-to-toe with Riddick and even Celine. I I think I think he can handle both of them motherfuckers by himself, to be quite honest with you. But with but with Alice and but with Alice in his back pocket Forget about it.
SPEAKER_05:I'm just having her fucking 'cause I would just have her send the fucking red squares and just fucking cube everybody.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, the the beams from uh Alice is also like she's efficient with weaponry. So like any gun she gets her hands on, she's mowing bitches down. And it's like I like I said with Alice in his back pocket, that I think that's kind of his trump card is like he'll he'll he'll fight motherfuckers like straight up, no problem, because he fought Dracula and all that kind of shit. So I think he could take on Celine and Riddick. I mean, yeah, you know, Rit Riddick is Riddick, so I don't know. I still feel like Riddick is a non-factor, though. He might have superhuman strength, but what are his strength feats, right?
SPEAKER_03:Like I need to know what his feats are in order to be like a Honda Odyssey or some shit.
SPEAKER_01:This I was wrong. These Odyssey fucks hard. Oh my god. So, okay, so what so everybody's saying what blade and blade and Alice take the W? Do we say low diff, mid-diff, or high diff?
SPEAKER_03:I think it's gonna be mid to differ. I'm saying mid to high. I'm saying mid to high. Just just because I think that if if it's a like if for some reason it becomes a Blade Selena one-on-one, like that could be that could be a fight.
SPEAKER_01:I think so too.
SPEAKER_02:I think I think with again, if we're going all things.
SPEAKER_03:For some reason Alice gets incapacitated and it's a 1v1. Yep. I think like that that would be that would be a hell of a blade wins, yeah. But I think it's gonna be like a like a close fight leaning blade.
SPEAKER_01:I I would that I think that's a fight I would like to see is Blade versus Celine. That would be Celine. To be perfectly honest with you, I'd like to see that fight. I'd like to see how that went down.
SPEAKER_03:We should we should research those characters and like write that out as like a fake story. Oh as a short and then just it just like illustrate, like just illustrate it and throw it out there. That'd be cold as hell.
SPEAKER_01:That'd be cold as hell. Yeah, because you know, to be honest with you, I would have a hard time.
SPEAKER_03:Or Marvel or whoever.
SPEAKER_01:No, those could those universes could cross because they could very easily, yeah, very easily, very, very, very easily.
SPEAKER_03:And that for me though, two suits and ties meeting together in a business room. That's all that is, right?
SPEAKER_01:But for me, I'm like, at the end of the day, because the author basically chooses who wins, that's gonna be a tough call. I don't know who I would want to win, Selene or Blade.
SPEAKER_05:So, like if if we were to throw that, I would be like the only thing I want the winner is chosen by this coin flip.
SPEAKER_03:By a coin flip. Well, we we write it, we write it where they both went. We write a version of them both winning and seeing which one seems better.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, you could do you could do two. Yeah, you could do two separate ones where they're like like each each person wins and see who likes what the most.
SPEAKER_03:And then the director's cut the direct director's cut releases the other issue.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah, the other hey. This is how it could have went. Yeah, this is how it could have went. This is this is the what if.
SPEAKER_06:This is the what if. This is the how close it was. Yo, this is a dope ass idea, though. Could you imagine those? Like, like, yeah.
SPEAKER_01:I love Blade. Blade is one of my favorite fucking characters from from Marvel. He's great. He's dope, he's dope as hell. And Selena has a huge cult following. She does. I love I love the underworld, the underworld movies. They're fucking fantastic. They they truly are. So, but there you go. Um, fire off in the comments. Do you believe it's Riddick and Selene that take the W or Blade and Alice? Let us know. Nerd out a little bit. Be like, no, Blade uh lifted uh 15,000 megatons one time. Prove it. Again, it's the movie version, it's the movie versions. We're not talking comic book versions, it's movie versions, alright? Prove it.
SPEAKER_08:Alright, yeah, prove it.
SPEAKER_01:Prove it, prove it.
SPEAKER_05:So hey, then what I'll do is I'll remove that picture out of there so like we know we've already done that.
SPEAKER_01:That's fine, that'll work.
SPEAKER_05:Oh word.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep it, keep it, keep it nice and clean in there. Keep that flowing, yeah. Keep that flowing. First in, first out. Alright, who wants a fun fact?
SPEAKER_06:Yes. Let's hear it.
SPEAKER_01:No. That there's a condition in which your body can brew alcohol. Okay. So do you do you want I'm sorry, do you do you want more? You want more information? Or Yes. Okay. Yes, yes.
SPEAKER_05:I want to be able to I want to be able to sell my stuff on I want to sell myself on OnlyFans.
SPEAKER_01:So this hidden gut condition makes your belly brew alcohol. It's possible to brew alcohol in your gut if you have auto-brewery syndrome or ABS, not automatic braking system. Which can make you appear drunk without having a drink. Can you brew alcohol in your body? Yes, but only if you have a very rare condition called autobrewery syndrome, or ABS, which occurs when certain bacteria and yeasts in the gut break down carbohydrates into ethanol. People with ABS can appear drunk despite not having touched an alcoholic drink. The most common microorganisms involved in ABS are the yeast species, and I'm going to absolutely ruin this uh scientific name. Uh Saccharomyas? Saccharomyces Cera Visae and Canada Canadata Canadida Canadita albicans. Uh antibiotic antibiotics antibiotic use can set the scene for the syndrome by dis uh disturbing the gut ecosystem and allowing ethanol-producing organisms to proliferate. A diet rich in carbohydrates will exasperate ABS, which is also more common in people with diabetes. Crohn's disease or liver or liver cirrhosis. Hey.
SPEAKER_02:Why did I sell cookie monster?
SPEAKER_03:Hell yeah, brother.
SPEAKER_01:Hell yeah, brother. Why did I sell that cookie monster though? That's weird. Um, so there you have it. Uh there. Oh excuse me, officer. I didn't drop a drink.
SPEAKER_02:I have ABS.
SPEAKER_01:I have ABS. And no, not automatic breaking systems. I'm all gas. I don't know. I'm being stupid. Anyway, you're if you have ABS, you can brew alcohol in your body naturally. So you can save money on alcoholic beverages. Yay! Just eat carbs. Just eat carbs. Carbon loading.
SPEAKER_03:So there you have it. Who wants to go out and get drunk? Me goes to get franchise.
SPEAKER_01:Goes to Olive Garden. They have endless breadsticks.
SPEAKER_02:What do you mean? I'm gonna be so wasted, guys.
SPEAKER_01:So anyway, there's your fun fact. Uh, do with that information what you will. Uh, you know what? If you have ABS, I want to know about it. Tell me, tell tell us about it. Like, what's it like? For real, though. Like, like legitimately, I want to know what's it like? Like, do you actually have to like watch what you eat in order to avoid do you really feel drunk? Right. Like, is it like an actual drunk feel and and is there a hangover at the end of it?
SPEAKER_03:Mmm, that's a solid question. Mmm. Mmm. Also, does drinking alcohol make it worse? Or is it like two two negatives equals a positive? Yeah. You never get drunk. Yeah. That'd be crazy. That would actually be crazy.
SPEAKER_01:That's the key. Just drink, just drink alcohol. No shit. Right. So anyway, uh, do with that what you will. Uh, we are we are coming over time. I mean, we are like over time, but I don't think we're super over time. Not not like last time. So um we'll three and a half hours, bro. Shush, shush. We'll wrap this up, put a pretty little bow on it. Um, join us next time where I think this time we're gonna do the versus episode. Who knows? We might be like, that sounds boring. Let's do something else. And we might change our minds again. Who knows? We're allowed to change our minds. Shut up. Shut it. Yeah, let her talk. Yeah, we make the rules. Or, or, hang on, because let me do this in real time. Oh my god. We record Black Friday.
SPEAKER_02:So we can either do verses. Or is what I like to call it Friday. Friday. Just regular ass Friday.
SPEAKER_01:Or so we can do verses or a Thanksgiving Day episode. It's really up to y'all.
SPEAKER_03:Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_01:I said Thanksgiving. Okay. Yeah. So Thanksgiving, and then the episode after that, we'll do verses. We we promise we will get to versus. Promise.
SPEAKER_03:They're like lawyers. Fight us in the comments about it.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, yeah. Fight me, bitch. Google me, Barbara.
SPEAKER_03:Not Barbara.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, yeah, Barbara. Okay. Oh, never mind. We done?
SPEAKER_01:Not yet. Because I have to let them know. Magic Mind. Do not forget. Stop by www.magicmind.com and use our discount code FMJpod20 at checkout for 48% off subscriptions or 20% off first time purchases. Um, yeah, so give it a try. Let us know how you like it. Um, but now we will wrap it up so we can uh because apparently Yeti has to go somewhere. This this podcast is entirely eating up too much of his personal time. So until next time, say ta-ta to your fans. Peace out, bitches. Peace out, bitches. And we will see you on the next go round. Bye.
SPEAKER_08:Not saying.
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