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Transcript

Cold Open And Pulse Check

SPEAKER_10 0:00

Is this thing on? Welcome welcome everyone. Welcome everyone. Come come I'm coming to you.

unknown 0:07

I'm coming to you.

SPEAKER_10 0:08

OLR OLL OLR Studios. This is FMJ. This is FMJ Podcast. The FMJ Podcast. The FMJ podcast.

SPEAKER_09 0:26

Fortunate enough to find a woman to have babies with him.

SPEAKER_06 0:28

Yeah, no shit.

SPEAKER_09 0:29

Yeah, right.

SPEAKER_05 0:33

Anyway. Anyone knows what the topic is? I would say so. If that's the case if that's the case, I guess we can get started. Welcome back to another beautiful episode of the FMJ podcast where we make all your widesses' fantasies come true. I'm just kidding, we don't do that. Unless you tie Templeton to his chair and tickle his feet lightly with an ostrich.

SPEAKER_09 1:13

Please don't do that. Please don't do that.

SPEAKER_05 1:16

While nibbling on his pinky toe. That's the sound of me gnawing on his toe.

SPEAKER_06 1:22

That's crazy. Yeah, it got it got serious in here.

SPEAKER_05 1:24

I I keep telling y'all that this a that this that this whole like audio smut thing is gonna take off. I promise you, it will.

SPEAKER_09 1:35

Please don't touch my feet. No, they're gonna totally request.

SPEAKER_05 1:38

And that's and that's exactly why they need to touch your feet because it's something that's off limits. It's taboo, as they would say in audio smut. Anyway. Let's go around the room and get some pulses. Let's start with Templeton. What's your pulse look like?

SPEAKER_09 1:55

Always.

SPEAKER_05 1:56

I wouldn't say always.

SPEAKER_09 1:59

Always.

SPEAKER_05 2:00

No, no, it's not. But go ahead. What's your what's your what's your pulse look like?

SPEAKER_09 2:04

8675309.

SPEAKER_05 2:07

Very high pulse. You stress today or yes.

SPEAKER_09 2:11

I have to go to work tomorrow and I don't want to.

SPEAKER_05 2:13

Well, that makes like I think we all have to go to work tomorrow. Majority of the of the of America has to go to work tomorrow because it's a Monday.

SPEAKER_09 2:21

Fuck Mondays.

SPEAKER_05 2:22

And that's I think that's what Garfield said or something.

SPEAKER_11 2:25

Um I don't think he said somebody has a case of the Mondays. Words are hard for us to do it.

SPEAKER_09 2:37

That was bar for bar.

SPEAKER_05 2:39

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Whatever they call it. See Grizznose. Grizznose.

SPEAKER_09 2:44

How do they be working?

SPEAKER_05 2:45

I'm pretty sure Garfield afterwards. Fuck because verbatim. Yeah, he said fuck Mondays. Fuck Mondays. Garfield, probably.

SPEAKER_02 2:59

As he did the crit, as he cripwalked out the panel.

SPEAKER_05 3:02

With a lasagna in his hand.

SPEAKER_09 3:04

I was gonna say, like dude hates Mondays and loves lasagna. Everybody can relate to that shit.

SPEAKER_05 3:10

Garfield, probably. Garfield probably is my favorite part. What do you think? He hates Mondays and loves it. Yeah, he's the one that hates lasagna. So loves lasagna. Templeton, you got anything new going on? Other than the high, high, high pulse that you have.

SPEAKER_09 3:34

Not really, man. Just fucking working, trying to figure out how FedEx is gonna fuck me.

SPEAKER_00 3:38

Fucking working.

SPEAKER_09 3:41

From day to day. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 3:43

Do you uh do you prep do you prep with lube every single time or not really?

SPEAKER_09 3:47

No, they raw dog it, man. Yeah, well.

SPEAKER_05 3:50

They don't even spit on it first.

SPEAKER_09 3:52

Hell no.

SPEAKER_05 3:53

Damn, they just go in dry. They just go in dry. That's crazy. Well, uh no foreplay? No foreplay. No foreplay. We I think we discussed on our previous show why foreplay is important. If you don't know, go check it out. Anyway, anyway. Well, if if that's if that's all from Templeton, we will sh we shall move on. We're just gonna go in a counterclockwise motion here, at least from my perspective. Grizz, what's your pulse look like?

SPEAKER_02 4:29

Uh it's pretty chill, actually. Um I I woke up. Well, I tried to wake up at six. I did not wake up at six. I tried to wake up at six. Um, but I did get up early and I tossed a bread in the oven. A whole loaf? A whole loaf. Pinching loaves out there. Pinching loaves, baby. Let's go. Uh, rosemary thyme with olive oil. Uh nice steamed oven. Time is it here? It is 824.

SPEAKER_01 5:01

I'm being dumb.

SPEAKER_11 5:02

He is trolling in his fucking troll outfit coming from underneath the bridge, and you guys are just embracing it. You guys are just like, hey, come here, guy. Come here, guy. Come on in. And I'm just sitting here like stop. You guys stop. He's been trolling since we since he turned on his computer. I have no idea what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_05 5:24

But Grizz, you made rosemary and time bread.

SPEAKER_09 5:26

No, hold on, hold on. Yeah, we're gonna pause for just a second.

SPEAKER_05 5:30

You just menopause. Men on pause.

SPEAKER_09 5:33

Is Jay gonna sit here and try to convince here and try to convince all of us and everybody listening that he doesn't know anything about trolling?

SPEAKER_05 5:41

I have no idea what you're talking about. So, Grizz, you were you were saying you made rosemary and time bread.

SPEAKER_11 5:47

That's my example right there.

SPEAKER_02 5:49

That's crazy work. Um, yes, I so last night before bed, I made a dough um for bread this morning. Make it a dough. Make it a dough. I um I wanted to bake it off before the show because after we get done with the show, I have a pretty busy day lined up and I wasn't gonna have a chance to bake the bread. So I was like, let me bake this bread early. Bake that bread and then it's up there just resting, hanging out, cooling off. Oh, yeah? Did you put a little umbrella up for it? I did, yeah. I poured it a couple margs.

SPEAKER_05 6:25

Mojito mojito is what you're looking for.

SPEAKER_02 6:28

Margie Margus.

SPEAKER_11 6:29

Thank you. Thank you. I didn't drink them. I don't know. A fucking bloody marriage.

SPEAKER_04 6:34

He's in a mojito, a mojitas? A mojita? Mojita with an A because it's smells drunk.

SPEAKER_05 6:40

You want a Vegeta? Is that what you want? You want a Vegeta? A sweet treat.

SPEAKER_03 6:46

Yeah, I'll take the Super Saiyan Vegeta. I'll take the Super Saiyan Vegeta.

SPEAKER_11 6:50

That ain't it. That's all I did, man. I fucking switched the fucking O.

SPEAKER_03 7:01

He's mad as fucking A.

SPEAKER_11 7:03

He was a fucking troll and I fucking fed him. I fucking looked up fucking fucking took him.

SPEAKER_03 7:12

That's why something tells me I'm not the only one that woke up early today.

SPEAKER_11 7:16

Oh, we all woke up fucking early today, dude. I was up at fucking I don't even know what time. Six?

SPEAKER_09 7:21

I think six thirty. Yeah, man. I've been up since like fucking six, six thirty.

SPEAKER_05 7:26

Six seven. I've gone.

SPEAKER_09 7:27

Been up since like six seven. I'm going to punch you. I'm going to punch you in the face.

SPEAKER_05 7:33

Been up like six, seven. That's so six-seven of you. So Grant's I'm I'm really that's really cool that you made the that you made uh rosemary and thyme bread. Like so, so I know you were kind of discussing it before before uh the show, um, but you said you want to like get into like adding different things like um jalapeno like jalapeno cheddar and all that kind of stuff. Um the bakery that I have, well, pastry. Well, no, what is it? It's it's it's a bakery. Let's let's go with that. And they have um some of the shameless plug say yes cakes. I love them in Dayton, Ohio. They do they have a nice mix of like sweet and savory stuff up there. I literally got some biscuits from them that were like they were it was jalapeno with aciago um cheese on the top. Oh my god, dude. They do it's amazing watching them work because all they do is sit back there behind the counter and just come up with ideas. It's awesome. I love that. Yeah, just in there. Yeah, they're just like, hey, what if we try this? Will that go good with this? I don't know. That might take that might take away from this, that, and that. Oh, you know what? And then I've been there so much, like whatever they're testing, as soon as I walk in, they're like, try this.

SPEAKER_09 8:43

That's awesome. I love that.

SPEAKER_05 8:45

Yeah, I'm like, say less.

SPEAKER_09 8:47

So it's a it's a shame Dayton's so far. Like, yeah, because I would I've just I would have the reason to go there. Like, yeah, and I'm just I'm just gonna like, oh, sounds like a reasonable.

SPEAKER_02 9:00

So here's your reason, Templeton. You go get the cakes, yeah. They probably do coffee. If they don't, there's probably coffee.

SPEAKER_05 9:10

They do have they do have a little Keurig, they allow you to make they do it, they do allow you to make your own coffee in there.

SPEAKER_02 9:15

So that's pretty but there's probably like a decent coffee shop nearby. So you could go get like a nice coffee, get your cakes, and then I bet you there's a nice park in Dayton. Oh yeah, and you can just chill. And oh yeah. I'm telling you what, it's not there's something that I've been doing lately here in Seattle because it's so expensive, and uh sometimes it's hard to justify spending money on entertainment. Um I've just been chilling in like parks and shit, just like spending as little money as possible. So, like a cup of coffee, you know, if I'm really balling on a budget, I can get drip. But I mean, just getting a latte and then taking the dog out. Honestly, um, I think Daisy having the big C is making me think this way too. Because it's like what things can I do with her? Yeah, unless I I you know take her to the park or whatever, and then it's just like a nice little afternoon. So you don't need a big reason to go to Dayton.

SPEAKER_05 10:19

No, not a huge one. And I think say yes cakes is more than enough reason.

SPEAKER_02 10:23

I know it seems far, it seems far, but like when you think about it, it ain't that bad. You just make it a part of the experience.

SPEAKER_11 10:31

Yeah, like to be honest, you don't really need a reason to do anything, you just get in your car and go do it. Yeah, you just go. Yeah, you just go. I mean, if if if you start thinking about reasons, you're gonna think of reasons why you shouldn't. Right. Exactly, and that's a stop shit. And then you're sitting at home.

SPEAKER_09 10:46

My thing is like it's it's Dayton. Like, I don't dislike that city, but I'm not gonna go to Dayton just to go to Dayton. There has to be something I want to do when I get there.

SPEAKER_11 10:56

Say yes, cakes.

SPEAKER_09 10:57

Yeah, it's the say yes cakes. It's the experience. It it truly is this experience.

SPEAKER_11 11:01

Is there something towards Dayton or past Dayton that you enjoy doing?

SPEAKER_09 11:06

Well, Mrs. Uh Templeton lives about halfway between here and there. Okay, so then what you do is you say, hey, for breakfast, we're for for picking, you're gonna run up to Dayton, grab a cake.

SPEAKER_11 11:19

Because if you're already going halfway, what's 30 minutes?

SPEAKER_05 11:22

Right. What's another 30 minutes up the road? Yeah. I mean, yeah, it it could be depending on the day that you go. Like if it's during the week, my face will be up there.

SPEAKER_09 11:33

I'm just saying, like, you go to Dayton and back every single day of the week. Right, that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_05 11:38

Depending on what day of the week, yeah, my face might be up there.

SPEAKER_11 11:42

Templeton. It's not like we don't. I'm just saying if you if you come up with reasons why you shouldn't, at the same time, you're gonna be able to do that. You'll always come up with reasons.

SPEAKER_05 11:49

Yeah, you'll always come up with reasons why you should not go. Yes. Because you'll be like, I can go, but there's always a butt in that in that conversation with yourself.

SPEAKER_09 11:58

So also, we can do it too. You guys know that uh I'm I was in uh Army Reserves back in the day. And we did our drills at Wright Patterson, which is in Dayton. Right. So are you traumatized?

SPEAKER_02 12:13

PTSD.

SPEAKER_09 12:14

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 12:15

We're going to Dayton in a couple weeks. Yeah, we will be there.

SPEAKER_05 12:18

We'll be there.

SPEAKER_02 12:19

Be there this way. That's another reason to go to Dayton for the cakes because then you can get you can like reclaim Dayton as like this thing that has sweet treats and not uh whatever happened in the reserves. Yeah, you want to talk about it? It included it, it included a flute.

SPEAKER_09 12:37

I mean, no, no, it was Bandcamp. It was it wasn't like violent or um traumatizing, it was just super, super fucking boring.

SPEAKER_02 12:47

Oh well, it's over now.

SPEAKER_06 12:49

Yeah, you're done.

SPEAKER_05 12:50

That's a dependency turn it to a fun yeah, little city. Say yes, cakes isn't gonna bore you, I promise. They literally they literally make some good stuff in Dayton.

SPEAKER_02 12:58

I will leave. I've done uh oh sorry, go ahead. No, go ahead. No, no, no, no, you're you're you're you're I was gonna I was gonna say um I've done a Comic Con situation in Dayton. I forget what it was called, Gym City Con, I think.

SPEAKER_05 13:10

Yep, yep, yep. They they have it, they have it every year, I think.

SPEAKER_02 13:13

Yeah, uh I I've done that show and like I've stayed I like instead of driving back home, I just like stayed in a well, I think one time I stayed in like an Airbnb or something, and then another time I uh stayed in a hotel on the other side of Dayton just because I didn't want to like wake up early. I'm lazy, I'm a lazy motherfucker, and I didn't want to wake up extra early to drive up to Dayton for these shows, so I just spent the money and stayed nearby. Yeah. Um, but there's like there's some good stuff to do if you like food. I mean, who doesn't like it?

SPEAKER_05 13:48

Oh, for sure. For sure. Dayton Dayton does some decent food. Yeah, Dayton has some good food spots. But I will leave you with this. They do have a uh pineapple upside down twice baked croissant. Ooh. Where they literally made they baked a pineapple upside down cake, cut it in half like long ways, and then just put it in between a croissant and baked it twice, and then topped it off with like this liquid sugar type thing. It's so fucking good. Anyway, so here's the line. Here's the thing. Here's here's the thing. I thought I thought we were friends. So, so there's that. Anyway, um, Grizz, oh my god, Grizz, be inspired, right? To make this bread, just do just add stuff and get really great.

SPEAKER_02 14:30

I love that. I love that because like that's really okay, full disclosure. I smoked a joy before the show. Okay. Um yeah. So some thoughts that I've had lately is uh just like being more present and enjoying the moment and playing around with recipes and experimenting. I think that that's more fun, yeah. More enjoyable of a an experience than just like making a recipe to the T. Don't get me wrong, those have their moments, right? Because like you want to know it's gonna taste good. Yeah, yeah. But uh I've been learning to like I've been teaching myself like cooking techniques, so like now I'm I'm at this point where uh I know how to make food taste good, so now I get to play with like extra shit and just like test things, and sometimes it doesn't work out. Like I made this chicken dish the other night uh last week, and it was not great, it was like too salty, I didn't balance it well, and but that's okay. Like I was just testing some spices and shit. Um it's fine. I you know what I mean? Like I enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_05 15:55

No, it's it's not just weird things happening, Grizz. I'm sorry, I was paying attention, I swear. Um was I, so was I. I was I was gonna I was just gonna add, and and we gotta we'll we'll have to move on to Yeti here in a second, but I was just gonna add, I think it is ideal to you know know how to make it first, right? You gotta know, make sure you know your way around the block first, and then start and then start experimenting, adding shit to things and and all that kind of stuff. And that's what that's typically how I would do it if ever I like you know decide to cook. I don't cook very often anymore, but yeah, it's just it's just how it's how I used to be. I used to experiment all the time. Like I used to always do um breakfast for uh breakfast for dinner, and I experimented with pancakes like fucking crazy. I added two. Right? I I I experimented with so many different uh flavors in pancakes, and then like um I I missed my egg in a whole burgers. Oh my god, they were so fucking you ever you ever had one?

SPEAKER_02 16:54

No, so I've done my egg on top of a burger.

SPEAKER_05 16:57

So what you need to do is um get your get your meat, form your patty, right? Uh-huh. And then take something like cup, whatever, and then just take the middle out. And now what you want to do is like cook the one side, you know, however you want it cooked. Cook the one side, and then when you flip it, that's when you crack your egg open and put it in the middle. And let that cook with the other side. And once you get done, you can like kind of like you know, scoop them off, put it on, put it on your burger, whatever you decide to top it with. I always put a fucking slice of pineapple on top, because why the fuck not? And let me tell you how like when you cook it right, that egg is so gooey in the middle. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 17:38

You get like a medium, yes. Oh, it's like where it's like it's like runny but like solid at the same time, yeah. Like gelatinous, yeah. It's it's so fucking good. I wanna I wanna the last thing I want to say, and then what we can move on. I want to try that, yes, but with with uh breakfast sausage, dude.

SPEAKER_05 17:58

Do it, do it with sausage egg and cheese fucking sandwich or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 18:04

So like do do do the do a sausage patty thick like a burger, but then like pour it, like you just said, put the and then like cook it on one side, uh flip it, put the egg in.

SPEAKER_05 18:16

Use chorizo. Make me jealous. Make me jealous and use chorizo.

SPEAKER_02 18:21

And then and then do bacon, yeah. Bacon on the side, some like some like nice, uh robust cheddar.

SPEAKER_06 18:28

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_02 18:29

Um to put on top of it. We're doing bacon and uh either a bagel, a bagel, probably, but I kind of want to do like a big ass biscuit.

SPEAKER_05 18:39

Biscuit.

SPEAKER_02 18:39

Yeah, soft biscuit.

SPEAKER_05 18:41

A soft biscuit.

SPEAKER_02 18:42

English muffin would be good too. Soft biscuit.

SPEAKER_05 18:44

But like yeah, okay, all right, soft on the inside. No, because you're making me hungry, and we can't we can't do that right now. No, you're right. We can't we can't do that right now because we have a whole show.

SPEAKER_03 18:53

Join us next week. Yeah, when we talk about food. Uh we go live every week. Could you imagine?

SPEAKER_05 19:05

Not gonna lie, I kind of want to do a cooking show.

SPEAKER_03 19:08

Could you imagine?

SPEAKER_05 19:09

It'd be a lot of fun. Anyway, um, Grizz, tell us how your bread turns out. Uh, we are we are super interested in hearing about that. Yeti! You raise it. What does your pulse look like?

SPEAKER_11 19:22

Um I don't know, it's kind of like 90, I think, maybe like 93. Oh damn. 28130805. How high is that? Is that really high?

SPEAKER_05 19:32

That's kinda that's high, yeah. It's stressed a little bit.

SPEAKER_11 19:36

Not stress. I just okay. What would be a safe high?

SPEAKER_06 19:41

7. Like 80? Somewhere around there, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 19:46

Probably like 80.

SPEAKER_02 19:46

Okay, so it's like I think rest like my resting heart rate is usually like 68.

SPEAKER_05 19:51

Yeah, everybody everybody's is different, but like, but like I would I would say a good, like, a good, maybe a good 75 to 80 is a good one.

SPEAKER_11 19:58

Okay, so we'll say 75 then, okay? But I didn't my first 90 was high. My heart's going because I have a lot to do today. Just just like Grizz mentioned, as soon as this is over, I gotta cut grass, I gotta cut my hair, I gotta what hair? The hair that he has, Templeton. Look at this right here. Like, this is bald. This part's fine.

SPEAKER_05 20:19

Not not everybody is bald like you, Templeton. Not everybody's bald like you.

SPEAKER_11 20:25

So, but yeah, I just got I just got a list of things to do. Like, I want to hang my daughter's swing. We got one of those little tight swings. I want to put that up. Um there's just a bunch of little stuff that I gotta do. Um, I gotta, I gotta tune up my lawmore because it's not discomforting. Tune it up, tune it up. It's a writing writing more, right? Yeah, it's my riding one. And I got rid of the one.

SPEAKER_02 20:50

I have a question. Yes. Does it have a Gallo 12 or a Gallo 24 in it?

SPEAKER_05 20:56

Is it running spoon engines?

unknown 21:00

Wow.

SPEAKER_09 21:00

Nope, nobody knows the answer to those questions. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_03 21:03

I thought you were a fast and the furious man, but I guess not.

SPEAKER_11 21:08

Got the spoon engine part, but I don't know about the gallop. I didn't know when was the gallo part said.

SPEAKER_02 21:13

It's uh too fast, too furious when Brian is uh too furious. Normally it goes root guy because for his partner, and he's like, if I was gonna put a new engine in my skyline, would it be a Gallo 12 or a Gallo 24? Okay. And the Gallo is the name of the fucking gas station on the cup that he's drinking from. I gotcha, I gotcha.

SPEAKER_05 21:37

Obviously, he's not that big of a fan of Fast and Fury's franchise.

SPEAKER_11 21:42

Hey, can you even mow? All I say is why even mow?

SPEAKER_05 21:47

You thought you had me? You don't even have your lawnmower.

SPEAKER_11 21:55

You guys see three Fast and the Furious Oh my god. He watches them all and knows them. No, I don't. He's all of a sudden Donald Trump.

SPEAKER_01 22:05

Let me tell you about I've never said that.

SPEAKER_09 22:09

Nobody knows fast experience better than me. Like, I'm the best fast experience watcher of all time.

SPEAKER_07 22:16

All right. All right, Yeti. How's your pulse look like now?

SPEAKER_08 22:27

I'm fucking hitting you.

SPEAKER_09 22:31

I'm fast and I'm furious.

SPEAKER_05 22:37

My next operation My next operation is going to become fast and furiouser. That's exactly how we're gonna call it. It's gonna be big, it's gonna be a bit of a it's gonna happen in the ballroom.

SPEAKER_08 22:50

It's gonna happen in the ballroom.

SPEAKER_03 22:54

There's gonna be bunker. So many bunkers. Nobody has a ball bunker.

SPEAKER_11 23:08

Where is it at? I can't find it.

SPEAKER_08 23:10

I'm so fucking dead for the jokes, dude. I'm so dead right now.

SPEAKER_07 23:18

I'm so fucking dead, dude. Oh shit.

SPEAKER_05 23:22

Alright, so Yeti's stressed because we can't stop trolling him. But he does have a lot to do.

SPEAKER_04 23:28

So that's code for let's get this fucking show moving and stop making fun of me, okay? All right, guys.

SPEAKER_09 23:40

I I I am curious though, Yeti. If you have a lot of stuff to do, are you gonna do it fast or furious?

SPEAKER_11 23:48

I'm gonna do it both.

SPEAKER_05 23:49

He's gonna be fast. You know why? He's gonna be furious from this conversation. It's gonna make him go really fast during these operations. Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_11 24:01

You guys got me so mad. I'm gonna hang my daughter's swing lopsided and she can swing in circles.

SPEAKER_02 24:08

Whether you finish by an inch or finish by a mile.

SPEAKER_03 24:12

Finishing task list is a completed task list.

SPEAKER_04 24:16

Finishing is finishing. I'm gonna finish first in your mother.

SPEAKER_05 24:21

That was all right. Okay. And that's and that's how we move on from there. Because now that's that's that's taboo, as they would say in the audio smutting.

SPEAKER_09 24:34

I definitely, I definitely hope he was not talking to Jay when he said that.

SPEAKER_05 24:38

Oh, he definitely was talking to me. That's why I said we gotta move on. So

Mets Stunts And Celebrity Bits

SPEAKER_05 24:41

anyway. I was talking to everybody, but uh-huh. Anyway, who wants some entertainment news?

SPEAKER_03 24:47

Hit it.

SPEAKER_05 24:48

So I found this kind of funny, and I kind of like it, and it kind of makes me enjoy the Mets a little bit. But JK Simmons saw Spider-Man in the stands at a Mets game when they played the Reds a few days ago. Oh did he take pictures? It was actually hilarious. Like the video shows him, he's just sitting there, and then it then it then the camera catches him, and he's just looking angry, and you see like this this uh the the bugle newspaper, and he just kind of like he puts it down as Spider-Man and turns around, he's like it's uh it's actually hilarious. So apparently they've been doing that recently. Yes, because I know they had Tom Hanks and they reunited him with Wilson. I guess it was the mascot. The mascot had the handprint on it, and they reunited Tom Hanks with Wilson, so you know, from Castaway.

SPEAKER_11 25:34

Wait, so timeout. Was Tom Hanks really in the stands?

SPEAKER_05 25:37

Yeah. Tom Hanks was it just so just like JK Simmons, yes. They've been they've been doing things with celebrities, so I fought I found that hilarious. That was the first time I heard about it with JK Simmons, and I loved it because I mean full Spider-Man outfit, and he's just sitting there in Metz gear, just looking angry as fuck. Then he turned around and he's like, Spider-Man! He's a menace. So I I enjoy that. Like, I wish the Reds would do shit like that. That would be that'd be entertaining.

SPEAKER_09 26:08

Well that's what that's why Banana Bowl is so great. Well, technically speaking, the Reds were part of it.

SPEAKER_05 26:13

Yeah, but it was the Mets versus. Oh, were they at that game? Yeah, I mean, it was Mets versus Reds, but they were at but they were in they were they were in New York when they did it. Yeah, I know. Right. They don't they don't do it when they're in Cincinnati.

SPEAKER_11 26:26

Though they can do that kind of stuff.

SPEAKER_02 26:27

I mean it's cool that they were playing they happen to be playing the Reds when that happened. Right, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 26:31

That that's why that's why I wanted to bring it up, because you know, they're they were they were playing the Reds and it happened during that during their game. I was like, that's kind of funny. I I uh Mets doing it. Um I don't I I kind of I kind of have to look into that, but as of right now, I just seen that the Mets were doing it, and they said that they had just like recently started doing that. So I kind of wanna wanna it might push other ballpark clubs to do that.

SPEAKER_02 26:55

I could see like LA doing that, like the bigger cities that are Seattle.

SPEAKER_11 26:59

I can see Seattle doing it too.

SPEAKER_06 27:01

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 27:02

I just think I just think it, I think I think it's neat, especially for the fans, um, just to get just to just to have that little break where it's like, hey, look who it is in the stands. You're like, ah, that's why Brian.

SPEAKER_09 27:12

That's why it's like baseball like live is so much better than watching it on television.

SPEAKER_02 27:17

100%. Yeah, I mean you're not gonna be.

SPEAKER_09 27:19

I like going to a game.

SPEAKER_02 27:21

I'm gonna go to the Seattle Reds series. Uh I gotta double check. It's either in June or July. You're gonna go to the series, you're gonna go to all of them. Oh, I you're right. I should have I should have better phrased that. I might go to two of them. I don't know. I'll go to all three. I mean, if you get the cheap seats, who cares?

SPEAKER_11 27:40

Yeah, get the cheap seats.

SPEAKER_02 27:41

If you want to go to all of them. Because I think I think the third game is on Wednesday, and I work on Wednesdays.

SPEAKER_06 27:46

Oh, boo. Tell them no. Tell them no. You want one score to try mine up. Damn.

SPEAKER_04 27:54

He said, I should try.

SPEAKER_05 27:57

Chris, you have to work Wednesday. No. And they're like, oh, okay, well, fine, we'll find somebody else. Fuck, that worked.

SPEAKER_11 28:03

I think you said I'm sick for that Wednesday.

SPEAKER_05 28:06

Yeah, it sounds like you're gonna come down with the flu or something.

SPEAKER_02 28:09

Yeah, I'm looking a little peckish.

SPEAKER_11 28:12

Yes, you look a little wireless headphones in your nose and yeah, just like have like a fake beeping sound and I'm just like I can't come in.

SPEAKER_04 28:27

I don't think I can't make it.

SPEAKER_03 28:31

I shouldn't joke like that. No, you shouldn't. You should not. But straight to it.

SPEAKER_05 28:39

Because he's not going there. Anyway, hang on, let's do this right. For the joke. Because Grizz is really not gonna call off work and tell them no.

SPEAKER_02 28:46

I mean he might probably not. He's not in the hospital.

SPEAKER_11 28:50

We don't want him in the hospital, but him calling off could still happen.

SPEAKER_05 28:57

Fucking hell. Anyway. Anyway. So there you go. If uh let us know if you want your uh favorite baseball team to start doing that kind of stuff. I think I think the Reds just start doing it, but I think Yeti has something for us. Do you not have something for us, Yeti?

SPEAKER_09 29:14

What you got yet yet?

SPEAKER_05 29:16

No, nothing? I got nothing today.

SPEAKER_06 29:18

Zip Zero Zilch? Yeah, I got nothing.

SPEAKER_09 29:21

Make some shit up, man. Come on.

SPEAKER_06 29:24

What should I make up? Uh uh, I don't know. Did you make up your bed? Oh.

SPEAKER_09 29:30

I mean, if I tell you what to make up, then I make it up. You make it up.

SPEAKER_05 29:33

Yeah. Oh, wait, we have to do an inception. So, like, wouldn't it be nice if Yeti like asked a weird question right now?

SPEAKER_09 29:42

Doesn't at all.

SPEAKER_02 29:44

I bet he can't even think of a weird question. No, he can't.

SPEAKER_05 29:48

No, he can't. You want to know why? Because he's super stressed. He's super stressed about everything he has to do today. So he's having

What Song Matches Your Life

SPEAKER_05 29:55

he's having whiskey dick of the mind, is what's going on.

SPEAKER_11 29:58

Oh, here you go. Here you go. This is on the spot question. So if your life could have a background music, like let's say what's going on in your life, what kind of song would you be playing right now? What kind of genre?

SPEAKER_09 30:08

Peasy, peasy.

SPEAKER_05 30:12

Oh, and so so this is this is that this is Templetons.

SPEAKER_11 30:20

That was pretty music that plays in the background. Hi guys.

SPEAKER_05 30:31

We'll just change his name to Eeyore. Oh, but no, that's that's easy peasy limb and squeezy. Like each other's.

SPEAKER_11 30:41

I bet you Jay would have like that hat house music, that fast beats per minute songs, just be like turned down for what is Jay's music.

SPEAKER_05 30:51

I mean, yes, but I would I would I would be um definitely uh the Doom soundtrack from 2018.

SPEAKER_09 31:00

That's what I'm saying. Okay, so something alternative. Oh no, no, like which one? Rip rip and tear or um BFG division.

SPEAKER_05 31:07

It's easily it's easily my it's easily my go-to for anything when I'm like I got you.

SPEAKER_11 31:14

Yeah, that's too much. That's too much.

unknown 31:16

No?

SPEAKER_00 31:17

What would you I think I think Grizz would have like a uh here comes the sun doo doo it's all right because I would have I would have the white people move that that would actually be a really good matchup if it's if it was working.

SPEAKER_03 31:40

It's just Jay. That was Jay.

SPEAKER_05 31:47

No, it's BFG division for sure, though.

SPEAKER_02 31:50

But yeti was what I would listen to working out.

SPEAKER_05 31:52

What would yours be?

SPEAKER_11 31:54

You ain't got to lie, Craig. I don't know what mine would be. If anything, it'd be like a slow jam, like RB type thing.

SPEAKER_05 32:00

Oh, so like Usher? I can see that.

SPEAKER_00 32:02

Seven o'clock on the dots.

SPEAKER_03 32:04

I'm not see that you know what it is.

SPEAKER_02 32:09

I got a thing that we would listen to as like teenagers when we first started driving.

SPEAKER_05 32:16

That's the soundtrack to our lives, which is wild because that like like my sound, my playlist from when I was a teenager to now has just utterly changed. It has taken a complete 180. Like, do I still listen to the stuff I listened to back then? Sure, but not as much, not nearly as much.

SPEAKER_11 32:33

Like what do you find yourself listening to more of now? Like, what's your go-to stuff now?

SPEAKER_05 32:38

Like, honestly, it's more soundtracks. Like, I have been blaring the uh devil may cry season two soundtrack. Well, what type of music is that? Like alternative, kind of kind of rockish, yeah. Cause they they got they got a lot of papa roach in there and and and yeah, yeah, a bunch of things. That's wow, that's interesting.

SPEAKER_11 32:54

Because I mean growing up, I mean, we were hardcore rap fans.

SPEAKER_05 32:58

I mean, like I said, don't get me wrong, I'm still bumping that. You know what I mean? Like there will there will be days I'm like, you know what? I haven't thugged it out in a long time.

SPEAKER_02 33:07

So sometimes you gotta walk with your chest up, you know.

SPEAKER_05 33:12

Seriously, seriously, seriously.

SPEAKER_02 33:14

I felt I felt that yesterday. I was like, I've been listening to um more like melancholy music, you know, like not so um off topic. The I have been listening to like stuff that has the Beatles on it. See, um I knew it. Which is so funny.

SPEAKER_06 33:32

Like answer that phone because I fucking called it.

SPEAKER_02 33:37

But what's funny about that is it's like it's not just stuck there, like I've I've been that through all the way to like stuff like Chris Stapleton, where it's like boom's rock country, yep, kind of stuff. And uh I've been there for a little while. And yesterday I was like, I don't remember why, but I was just like, I need to I had this feeling of like I need to feel more motivated. So I switched my playlist to um uh D smoke and it was like music that it was like his music and then like people that sound like him.

SPEAKER_08 34:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 34:14

And um I really like like when I watched that Netflix show, like I really fell in love with him and uh a couple people on season two.

SPEAKER_08 34:24

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 34:24

I don't think season two was as strong as season one. I agree, but I really, really, really, really like J Taj uh from season two.

SPEAKER_11 34:34

That's that's the Hispanic dude, right?

SPEAKER_02 34:36

Yeah, that's the guy that should have won. Yes, should have but didn't. Yes, yeah, because they they gave it to that kid from Atlanta, which he was good, but he he was he was good, but Jay Taj was way better.

SPEAKER_11 34:50

Yeah, yeah, by leaps and bones, by leaps and bones.

SPEAKER_02 34:55

And this is how much better I think Jay Taj was and is. It's like he's doing stuff right now, like right. The other kid is kind of like I I mean, I'm sure he's trying to do stuff too, but I I don't know that he's doing much.

SPEAKER_11 35:09

I think I think Jay Taj got more fans and more of a fan base after that show than the other guy did, in my opinion. Because I was I was looking at the uh at the comment section, and wow, after after I watched it, I went straight to the comments and like on Reddit or whatever, and I was just reading what people were posting, and it it was like I said, leaps and bounds. That's why I'm saying leaps and bounds, because so many people were team Taj versus the other guy. Yeah, but in perspective, I don't even know the other guy's name. Damn, that's Dray TL.

SPEAKER_05 35:40

Yeah, that's that's yeah, that's what it was.

SPEAKER_06 35:42

Dray TL, that's what it was.

SPEAKER_05 35:44

I'm curious as to like the amount of hustle they've been putting in, you know what I mean? Like, did one did one actually want it more than the other? It's possible because just you know, the the person that won might just be trying to ride that wave for as long as they possibly can and just like know the ride.

SPEAKER_02 35:59

I think that I think that might be it, but that the the issue I see with that is you might fade, right? Right, you know, it's that's so interesting because unless you make enough to never have to work again. If you made enough to never have to work again, yeah, fade. Do your thing.

SPEAKER_11 36:17

Like one hit wonder that shit. Right. Why why break your back if you've got it made? Yeah, dude. I I wouldn't. I I understand that concept. I mean, if you want that quick fuck, but for longevity purposes, you gotta hustle and you gotta continue to hustle. Correct. Um, you know, and and just comparing season one to Sarah 2 season two, and I know we're way off topic though, but D Smoke, his albums won awards. Like he's uh he's very known and he's really very good. He replied through Seattle recently. All of his songs have substance and actually have a story behind. It's not just words put on a yeah, it's just not words put on a beat to bob your head. It makes you think and it puts you, yeah. It's these smoke is very powerful.

SPEAKER_02 37:03

He's a fucking poet, dude.

SPEAKER_05 37:05

Yeah, 100%.

SPEAKER_02 37:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 37:06

So he's definitely not Aubrey Graham, is what you're saying. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Anyway, is there is there not a Reddit story somewhere that we have to read?

SPEAKER_06 37:18

He stole your flow. He stole your flow. Bar for bar.

SPEAKER_05 37:22

Bar for I I hear you. I'm here, I'm hearing what you're saying. But listen, I'm too big of a podcast personality to deal with the likes of Aubrey Graham. Okay. So let's get into I'm totally kidding. Let's get into this Reddit story.

Reddit Roommate Courtesy Fight

SPEAKER_05 37:42

One through five. One through five, what? Reddit stories? That's it. Simple thing, one through five. Two.

SPEAKER_04 37:53

You're right there.

SPEAKER_11 38:02

Sure, go ahead. Am I for asking my brother to let me know when he's having people Am I the asshole for asking my brother to let me know when he's having people over? Has people over. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 38:20

He's the typo, obviously.

SPEAKER_11 38:23

Bop behavior. No. Am I the asshole for asking my brother to let me know when he's having people, has people over.

SPEAKER_05 38:31

That doesn't mean he's over when he has people over. That's what he's trying to ask. It probably typoded. It's a typo. Calm down, it's a fucking typo. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_11 38:43

I'm 23-year-old female, Lou and my 23-year-old brother. We've been having this fight for years, and it's finally coming to a head. We have we have a shared living space in my room, is right off the main living area. So to get out of my room, I have to walk through main area through through the main area to get to the bathroom. I have to walk through the main area. Me and my brother are very close whenever when we were younger. Like high school age, we did share a lot of the same friends. We hung out with each other's friends. Now that we're both fully adults, we don't mix as much, and he has a lot of guy friends over. I never mind him having friends over. I'm in a deep I'm a deep sleeper, but I and I sleep with a loud fan fan and the loud TV, so it never really bothers me. What brother bothers me is he never lets me know when there's going to be people there, and if there's already people there before I arrive home. I've tried approaching this very in every way possible. I'm very direct and there's no miscommunication. It's always turns into a fight, and he tells me that I'm being dramatic, and there's no reason I should know when there's people there. I've tried explaining every way of why I feel I need, I should know, like privacy, respect, and cleaning up my stuff. Everyone that comes over has to use my restroom, and when my he has people over with my dirty laundry, etc., out on the bathroom floor makes me super frustrated and obviously embarrassed. I would always pick up if I knew people were coming over. Side note, he cleans nothing. He never he has people over without picking a single thing up. I've told him a million times that I'll just pick everything up before he has people over if he just lets me know. He refuses to do it, and I don't understand why he acts like I'm asking him an obscene request and just tells me that I'm so dramatic and there's no reason I shouldn't need to need to know. I don't understand because to me it seems so simple and obvious, but it makes me feel like I'm crazy. It's just normal to want to know when there's going to be people in my place of living, also. It's not like a simple, oh, I forgot to tell you, it's a full heart stop. I'm I am refusing to let you. I'm refusing to tell you if there's people coming over because you don't need to know why. You don't need to know slash why do you need to know? Okay. Not the asshole.

SPEAKER_09 40:56

No, 100%. Not even fucking close. No. Just imagine if you walked into your fucking house, your apartment, or whatever, and there's just people there.

SPEAKER_05 41:06

Where did all these people come from?

SPEAKER_02 41:09

If I had a roommate, is this a roommate situation, yeah? Even though they are like brother and sister, roommate, yes.

SPEAKER_09 41:16

It is a roommate situation, but like just like conflict, like you have a roommate, you walk in, and there's a bunch of people that are in your house. You don't know who the fuck they are, you don't know where the fuck they came from, you don't know why they're there. Or you just you live alone and you walk in, and there's just a bunch of people fucking in your house.

SPEAKER_06 41:34

Fucking in your house. That's great.

SPEAKER_09 41:36

I hope there's not a craze. Not on my couch.

SPEAKER_11 41:41

Taking a mental note of who's attractive, and if there's enough attractive people, your boy's getting naked and joining in.

SPEAKER_08 41:48

No, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_09 41:52

GTF. Like you have to have respect for the people who like share a living space with you.

SPEAKER_02 42:01

Well, they they clearly didn't set boundaries when they agreed to live together because they probably have this nonverbal living situation from when they grew up in their house.

SPEAKER_11 42:14

Together, right.

SPEAKER_02 42:14

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So so there's two there's two things I'm diagnosing. One, uh if if you feel like you need to clean your space up before people come over, then and I'm just saying this because I used to be this way, and I'm trying to not be this way. Uh, that means that you don't pick up after yourself very often and you want to have that chance to like clean up. There is a thing there is a difference between like living like a messy person and then just having a lived-in space. Because like we all live and exist and do things and yada yada yada. Like my my studio space is a mess right now, but I have accepted that it's a mess. I don't care. Um and like if someone is coming over to like come into the space, I do tidy it up, but I don't care that things are everywhere. Um I would care if there was like trash and shit everywhere. Uh or like like with my apartment, um, I used to just like have the chair that has all the clothes, you know what I'm saying, instead of like putting them in the hamper or putting them away or whatever. Um, but I'm trying to be better than that. So when someone hits me up and like, hey, can I come over? Like my buddy, my buddy David uh will sometimes come over after work, and I don't have to like put my apartment back together for him to come over. Like, I'm trying to have my shit together all the time.

SPEAKER_11 43:46

I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna agree or disagree with that statement because I I'm the same way. Like I could clean my house and be like, oh, we're gonna have people over in like a day or two. Like subconsciously, like, I know I just cleaned my house and it's not a fucking mess. Like, there have been times. Wife, not have not cleaned the house, and we have people over, and they're like, Hey, sorry about the mess. We didn't get the chance to clean. And people look around and be like, Yeah, it's not messy. You guys are fucking high. What are you talking about? I think it's subconsciously, like, yeah. You see something that you don't like, whether it's whether it's small, whatever with case may be, you just feel like you have to clean, and that's just the way I am.

SPEAKER_02 44:23

I think that's the difference between living in like having a lived in space, right? Okay. Like you have a lived in space, and you didn't like like the blanket is like across the couch instead of like nicely putting like a Pinterest picture. Right, right. That would be your version of cleaning, is like making the blanket look nice, where if it's just crumbled up on the couch, right? That's just lived in space, right? Right. That's the difference I'm talking about. I gotcha, I got you. And then you have your like there's trash everywhere.

SPEAKER_11 44:52

No, no, no. There's no, there's never trash back. Right, right.

SPEAKER_02 44:55

But that's but that's some people, some people it sounds like this Reddit person, like they have their clothes all over the place or whatever.

SPEAKER_11 45:03

Well, she sounds like my wife, to be honest with you, because she's like when she gets home and she she goes to take a shower, she just makes a pile of dirty clothes in in the bathroom, you know. Yeah, yeah. And then like at the end of the week, she puts it in a clothes hamper, takes it downstairs, and does her laundry. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 45:17

I do that shit too.

SPEAKER_11 45:18

What it sounds like is this brother has people over on random days, even during school nights. Which that would bother me because I I'm not a huge fan of doing stuff during the week. And if I just walk into the house and there's people there, I'm like, yo, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_05 45:34

I think one of her biggest, I think one of her biggest beefs is the fact that he doesn't pick up. She she made it a point, she made it a point to to note he does not pick up. So what is he also leaving around the apartment, the house, whatever it is. Well, no, no, I mean, I mean, it depends. Like, is he a slob? Is it just clothes? Is it trash? Is it shit? You know what I'm saying? Like, like, like at that point, it's like, and and there is such a thing as secondhand embarrassment, right? Like, she can she can feel a type of way like I would because they're gonna be judging her. Right, they're gonna judge me too. I I'm I'm also living here, you know what I'm saying? Like we share this space. If you're bringing people over, we need to clean up. Let's keep it nice. Yeah, let's keep it nice. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, yeah, she might she might be like you said, I go into a lot of people's houses during the day, and and so many times do I hear people say that that exact same thing. Pardon the mess. And there are so many times where I'm like, this is not a mess. I've seen a mess. You know what I'm saying? Like, I have seen messy, I've seen filthy. This is nothing. Oh, I got a question.

SPEAKER_11 46:43

You're talking about you seem messy. Is it the nicer houses that are usually messy, or is it the cheaper houses?

SPEAKER_05 46:50

So it goes both ways. Like it does it, it's not you don't, but you don't see more in one or the other. Okay, it is it is it's it's it's not I know why Yeti asked that question.

SPEAKER_02 47:00

Why um the days well, because the days of when I was behind the wheel delivering uh rural counties. Yeah, yeah. You can tell a lot about people when you see their yard.

SPEAKER_05 47:12

No, no, no, I I hear you, I hear you, but um I have um I have seen the the the cheapest of houses that have looked immaculate, I've seen the cheapest of houses that have that have looked like shit. I've seen the most expensive houses that hoarders live in that you only have one path to walk through.

SPEAKER_11 47:34

That's crazy. And and you just think you would that because you got money and you got the nice house that you would keep stuff. It's not how that works. Nice, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 47:42

It's not how that works.

SPEAKER_11 47:42

I've come across so many nice houses. And I'm just like, oh my god, you live here?

SPEAKER_05 47:48

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's it's it's wild because uh there was there was a house that was I mean, beautiful house, beautiful home. I was like, oh, this is this is cozy, right? Went down to the basement, they had cat shit, and it was carpeted. They had cat shit everywhere. Walked into that basement, it smelled like cat shit. I was like, what the fuck, dude? Are we serious? Like, I mean, it was dry, it was caked into the carpet. Like certain spots probably used to that smell, yep, so they don't even smell yep, and that's why I'm like, it it's it's it's not, you know, there it's it's everywhere, so it's like it's ridiculous that people can live like that. And that's why I say, I've seen Messi, you know, I've seen I've seen filthy fucking houses, bro.

SPEAKER_11 48:33

So I think one of the worst things I've ever seen is I went to an apartment complex, and it was a nicer apartment complex. And I knock on the door, woman comes to the door, opens it up, and I hand her the package, and like as she's standing there, you know, she's got the door open in her hands, however, whatever, and I can see like through her arms or through her, you know, the gap between her head and her top of her arm, and I can just see multiple piles of dog shit inside the apartment. And I'm just like the fact that I seen two piles just makes me believe that there was more piles. Oh, there's scotching their way around the apartment, yep, not cleaning that shit up. And people are people are okay living like that. I don't do that.

SPEAKER_02 49:14

I don't know. I don't know. I woke up so so my dog I'm not judging, but I'm just wondering.

SPEAKER_11 49:20

So my dog Roxy, she's she's getting older, and she's had two accidents in this past week with her with holding her pee. Um the one time I came out and it was on the hardwood. Actually, both time it was on the hardwood, I'm sorry. And I stepped in at the first day, almost slipped. I was like, damn it. And this is at like, I don't know, one o'clock in the morning. You know what I did? Cleaned it up. I fucking cleaned it up. I cleaned it up at one o'clock in the morning, half asleep, half everything. I fucking went and got some Lysol, paper towels, I bent down and I fucking cleaned it up. Why? Because I'm not gonna let that sit dry, I'm not gonna let that shit smell at my house, you know. And then the other time we got up and then Emily stepped in it, and and what did she do immediately? Fucking cleaned it up.

SPEAKER_05 50:04

Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like one is supposed to do, right?

SPEAKER_11 50:08

Absolutely the fuck not.

SPEAKER_02 50:10

It's a responsible and disciplinary action that a lot of people don't have for themselves. Yep. Because a lot of us are struggling.

SPEAKER_11 50:19

I couldn't imagine just stepping in and be like, uh, fuck it. Because it's the thing, it's gonna dry, it's gonna no, I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 50:27

Cause because it's not, it's not, it's not even just the fact of of stepping in it, right? Like, like, like you guys mentioned, it's gonna you go and well you smell it, like the smell, right?

SPEAKER_11 50:37

Yeah, the smell is it's gonna yeah, yeah, it's gonna seep into the wood, and you're like it's gonna ruin. And here's the thing. We don't have I'm pretty sure that's not I'm pretty sure it's like laminated hardwood flooring, whatever that fake shit is. That shit's gonna get ruined real quickly if you let that shit just fucking sit there. Oh yeah, you let it absorb, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 50:54

Yeah, it's just gonna get ruined, and like see that's the thing, whether it's linoleum or plastic, or vinyl or or wood, like it still has pores, right? Right, like they still absorb liquid. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 51:06

And it's just I don't know. Some people some people, it's it's it's shocks me every day whenever I'm like, yo, what? Like, how how are you do how are you doing this? Like, burn this house down, start start fresh. Start fresh. Yeah, yeah. Burn this house down, start fresh.

SPEAKER_11 51:24

Right. So to get back on like the cleaning up and like, yeah, she just wants to know when he when he's gonna have people there. I don't think that's too much to even ask.

SPEAKER_08 51:32

No, it's not either.

SPEAKER_11 51:33

Yeah, it's like just hey, are you gonna have people over? Yeah, cool. Let me just let me just pick up this little pile of shit and we're good. We're straight.

SPEAKER_06 51:39

Right.

SPEAKER_11 51:40

Because it sounds like the house isn't a mess. It just sounds like there's stuff around, like clutter, maybe.

SPEAKER_06 51:46

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 51:48

She didn't say we to make it look more presentable, if I had to guess. Right. Yeah. Which which at that point I think it's time to sit down, have a discussion, right? Between the two of them and say, hey, listen, this happens a lot. I think we need to, you know, even if you don't want to just tell me, write it, you know, just just I don't know. Like, I don't know what the best solution would be there.

SPEAKER_11 52:10

I hate to say this, but it's almost like she's gonna have to go out of her way and be like, hey, what are your plans for today? Right.

SPEAKER_05 52:15

Like she has to do with the conversation, which is which is crazy. Because even just as like like common decency, uh like I want to make sure that if I'm sharing the space, hey, I have people coming over, you good with that. I'm I'm gonna check with the roommate. You good with that? Because I don't know your plans, I don't know what your plans are. I don't know if you have people coming over. Right. I don't know if you have people coming now. Granted, we could we could all just get along and have a big old party. That's that's that it is what it is, right? But regardless, I don't know what your plans are. Like uh, like a like if they the people you have coming over, if you have people coming over, is what you're doing like kind of important? Do you like it it it like if me and my people come over? Are we gonna get in the way of what you're doing? Like, are we gonna bump heads? How's this how's this gonna work?

SPEAKER_02 52:59

Like, how many people are coming over?

SPEAKER_05 53:01

Yeah, how many people are coming over? Right. Do we have enough room to accommodate everybody? That's just common common courtesy, just to be like, yo, yeah, you good with this? Like, are you okay if people come over? Like, it's now this is interesting.

SPEAKER_11 53:14

This is actually a really good point. I'm I'm I just dove into the comment section. It to me, okay. So she said that everyone comes over and uses her bathroom, which is the common bathroom, right? So it does sound like it's an apartment type setting. Yeah, so it sounds like the other bath the other bedroom has the master bath, right? Probably it sounds like it could be a two-bed, two bath. So if that's the case, people are saying switch rooms. I mean, you could, you could switch rooms, and he can do whatever he wants. Yeah, you've got your little but then but here's the thing though you're avoiding conversation, you're avoiding whatever, and you're just letting people have their fucking way.

SPEAKER_05 53:53

Yeah, you gotta open the dialogue. Yeah, or or or if you don't want to switch rooms, you again you can be courteous and say, Hey, don't use that. You you can use my bathroom. You gotta use the you gotta use the restroom, use my bathroom. Obviously, if two people have to use the bathroom, hey, are you using your bathroom? Because you know, I got two people that got a piss real quick, or whatever.

SPEAKER_11 54:13

And then that's when you say, that's when you say, Nope, because my shit's not clean. I didn't know you were having people. See, you could really do that. Yeah, you could because even then, like if he's gonna leave stuff around and not clean up, like what if she starts leaving like tampons around, like boxes of tampons around, like just like little little things. It'd be like stop watching random shit on the Netflix and put on like kid shows so it messes up the algorithm, but when he turns it on, he's gonna search for the shit that he wants.

SPEAKER_05 54:40

It just that just that just becomes tit for tat, and that creates animosity, especially again amongst two people that obviously have an issue communicating what the fuck they need. That's yeah, which is crazy because they're siblings, so right, yeah, but not all siblings talk.

SPEAKER_11 54:54

I mean right.

SPEAKER_09 54:55

I guess here's one thing that's true. That is true. I'm I'm a pretty introverted person, like I'm not talkative. I like my privacy, I like my like space. So imagine like working a full day, being overstimulated by having to like deal with people all day, and the only thing you want to do is go home and like be left the fuck alone and chill, and you get there and there's people fucking everywhere. Gotcha, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 55:24

Yep, fucking in your bed, fucking on the floor, fucking in the back.

SPEAKER_02 55:27

I have a crazy thought. I have a crazy thought to that. If it if it's like if it were me and it bothered me that much, because this is why I don't have roommates. Hell yeah. I just I I I know that it would bother me too much, so I would just live alone. I would just find a way to live alone. Yeah, the thing is is the cost of living. I mean, we're gonna go down. No, I get it. I get it. Like I'm I I can't do much right now, but I take that over having a roommate and being able to have a little extra money because I I prioritize my peace. That no no no, I get it, you know. Yeah, that's fair. That is you can't you can't pay for that shit. Like that's that shit.

SPEAKER_05 56:13

That I feel like that should be something you know prior, right? Like you you should know about before getting into some people. No, you're right, you're right, especially if they're young, because I think they're like what 20s in the early 20s. The female's 24, the brothers 20.

SPEAKER_11 56:26

Yes, and then we're talking from a perspective of being in our late 30s, low 40s, mid 40s, know knowing ourselves a little better.

SPEAKER_02 56:36

Yeah, knowing ourselves.

SPEAKER_11 56:37

Like, I'm trying to answer this from like my 20-year-old perspective, and I'm gonna tell you now, my 20-year-old perspective, we were having parties and having gatherings all the fucking time. Like, my my apartment was a fucking it had what what are those those revolving doors that just fucking spun and spun and spun. I mean, we had crazy ass parties.

SPEAKER_05 56:55

I mean, yeah, it's it's it you are in a different part of your life in your early 20s. So you know, and and I I don't know if they're students or what. I I I I'm just assuming off of a lot. I don't think I don't think they mention it, but I don't know. It's just it's again, it's a conversation that needs to be had.

SPEAKER_11 57:15

See, that's the thing, it needs to be a conversation. Because because looking at it from my 20-year-old body, my 20-year-old body would have done the tit for tat. Like if you're gonna have people over, yeah, and you're not gonna tell me, then fuck it. I'm gonna do the same thing and I'm gonna fucking out tit you. I promise you.

SPEAKER_05 57:30

Yeah, yeah. It's just it's just who can out petty who at that point. And it's yes, yes. Right now, listen, uh, no, I'm good. I'm good. Man, just conversate, bro. Just talk, just talk, because no fucking way. Like, like, could I get petty? Absolutely, I could, but I don't want to. I don't want, I choose not to.

SPEAKER_11 57:49

I would I would get a yes no board and just be like, yo, when you leave for the day, if you're gonna have people over, just slide this to the yes or slide this to the no, like right right next to the door, right next to the door as you walk out.

SPEAKER_05 58:00

Yes or no?

SPEAKER_03 58:02

No.

SPEAKER_02 58:03

So I don't know what to do. I know what my day is gonna look like. They just have to set ground rules, right? Like they open the conversation, set some ground rules, and if he doesn't agree to them, then that's kind of on him, you know. Right, right. Yeah, yeah. So you can revisit that conversation later of like, hey, you haven't agreed to these terms, this and the other, and then there's consequences, right? Yeah, but what do the consequences look like? Because you guys are living together.

SPEAKER_05 58:30

There's that's a discussion, that's a discussion to be had with them.

SPEAKER_02 58:35

They have to figure out for their parameters, yeah. That's a whole other camera. These are all like questions that need to be asked, right? Long story short conversation.

SPEAKER_11 58:44

You're definitely not the asshole. Not the asshole.

SPEAKER_06 58:47

Yeah, not the asshole. Yeah, I wouldn't stress about it, like, yeah. Definitely not the asshole.

SPEAKER_05 58:52

So, anyway, you let us know what you think. Are they the asshole for wanting to know what's going on? Or would you protect your peace? I'm kicking everybody out. Y'all fucking on my sofa. What is going on here?

SPEAKER_11 59:13

Not on my couch.

SPEAKER_05 59:14

Get the fuck out of here. In my bathroom. In my bathroom? In my tub? What's wrong with you? That's crazy. My feet go in there.

SPEAKER_02 59:24

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 59:24

Right. I might get athlete's foot from this. What is what is wrong with you people? I don't know if that's how athlete's foot works. Anyway.

SPEAKER_03 59:33

I'm gonna ask an athlete.

SPEAKER_05 59:34

I know it's a fungus. That's all I know. It's a fun guy, apparently. So, anyway, you let us know what y'all think. Uh, fire off in the comments. Um, I do want to ask a question though.

SPEAKER_06 59:48

Okay.

SPEAKER_05 59:50

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Choosing Game Shows As The Topic

SPEAKER_05 1:02:09

Your mom? Probably. She'll probably be part of the conversation, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_06 1:02:17

Game shows game shows? What kind of game shows? TV game shows. Some of the ones you liked, some of the ones you didn't like.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:26

Some of the ones you liked, some of the ones you didn't like, some of that stuff.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:31

Yeah, basically just game shows. Game shows that were on from yesteryear, or game shows that are on now that we enjoy, that we don't find super awesome. Maybe there's one that got canceled that we want to come back because we miss it. Because it was fun, it was entertaining. I definitely have one of those, so let's kick it off right. I don't know how y'all want to do this. You just want to just fire off what you got, your list of game shows, and then we can get into it.

SPEAKER_11 1:02:59

Or should we should we before before we before

Defining What Counts As Game Show

SPEAKER_11 1:03:07

we start? I do have a question. What constitutes a game show? Because there's different variety of levels on it of game shows, I feel like.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:17

So I feel like I feel like a game show would have to be something that involves a game. Right? Like it's in the name game show. Like, like, like that's that's what I feel like ultimately a game show should be. There should be some sort of game to be played that has some sort of prize at the end of it.

SPEAKER_11 1:03:38

So as long as there's a prize at the end, it's a game show. I mean, I would think so. Okay.

SPEAKER_05 1:03:45

And a game to be played. And a game to be played. Not just the prize. It has to be the game to be played. Yes, Chris.

unknown 1:03:50

Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:51

My thought, my thought before uh Yeti says what he wants to say, um, because I kind of want to answer as well. Um I think as long as there is a competition in some sort where you're competing with other people and there is only one winner, or maybe like limited winners, I believe that to be a game show.

SPEAKER_11 1:04:19

Okay. With that being said, okay, so I'm gonna I'm gonna throw out a couple examples and you guys give me a yay or a nay, okay? Okay. Let's go with have you guys heard of MTV's the challenge? No.

SPEAKER_05 1:04:32

I have I don't think I watched it.

SPEAKER_11 1:04:34

Okay, so the MTV the challenge basically it's been around for fuck 30, 40, 30 years, something like that. It's been around for a very, very long time. And basically it starts with a group, a large group of people, and each week they do a mini challenge, which puts people in first, and then those first place people can have some kind of say of what goes on for the final challenge of the day. Because on the final challenge, it's usually two people or two teams of two people go head to head, and whoever loses gets sent home, and the very end result is they have a mega challenge of like four or five people that compete for first, second, and third, and they all get like a money prize at the very end. Um one of the challenges the winner was able to either choose to take all the money or split the money with his partner. And in one in this particular case, he took all the money, which caused a lot of controversy. Anyways, is that considered a game show?

SPEAKER_05 1:05:35

I mean, it's a it's a game to be played, yes. Is it is it not a game?

SPEAKER_11 1:05:40

Okay, what about The Bachelor?

SPEAKER_05 1:05:43

There's no mini games, but the end result is No, that's not a game. Bachelor's not a game. Isn't that a technicality?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:51

Yeah, no, mmm. Isn't it considered a dating game? I don't think so. Their prize is Their prize is a relationship instead of money. So I think I think to restructure the idea of what a game show is, uh we have to consider because possibly a competition that that ends with a prize, but the prize doesn't necessarily have to be monetary, does it?

SPEAKER_05 1:06:21

Then we're then we're being very loose with the with with game show because then because then then then American Idol would be considered a game show.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:29

That's a competition, yeah. There isn't there a different difference between like a contest and a game show, probably. Is there? Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 1:06:40

So what what Yeti just described five minutes ago with what Yeti just described with the challenge, right? Yeah, it's a game to be played. But but in but in all reality, I mean it's competition. It's competition. It's a different show. So so like so like so like a game show for me is like questions, right? Like you're asking me a question, like trivia. That's a game. Trivia is a game. To me, yeah, that is a game show because you you air you're airing something that is classified as a game, right? Tag is a game. Like if you play if they aired a uh a show of tag, that to me would be a game show. Yes, Grizz.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:30

Um what about something like Wheel of Fortune?

SPEAKER_05 1:07:33

I feel like that's a game.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:34

Yeah, because I do too. I'm just like poke, I'm trying to poke holes at what you're saying. Oh, I guess you are, because like what is because Wheel of Fortune's not necessarily questioning. Right, you're you're solving something, right? You're solving a phrase. Yeah, you're solving. Yeah, so again, a game is a puzzle, trivia, or a game.

SPEAKER_05 1:07:54

But if I'm cu if I'm competing with other people, that is classified as a competition. Are we being loose with are we being loose with the word game show? Because again, anything that if we're if we're going competition is classified as game show, then anything that has competition is gonna be a game show. The NFL is now a game show.

SPEAKER_11 1:08:15

No, that's that's sports, that's sports.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:18

But it is is it not a competition? Are they all competing? Are they all competing for one thing? I think so.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:26

That's a good point.

SPEAKER_05 1:08:26

Lombardi trophy. So is are we being very loose with game show?

SPEAKER_11 1:08:30

Okay, here's what I think, okay? And this is this is how I'm gonna answer it in my own head. I think game show is a very large umbrella. The title game show, okay? And underneath that game show, you have a lot of subsets, and I think you're gonna find the categories of something like a dating game show, a reality game show, yeah, yeah, a whatever else game show. I don't know. What'd you say? Trivia, like trivia or like visual solving or your solving show. Yes, and I think you're gonna, and then once you get underneath that, I think there's even gonna be another subsection of that to even fine-tune it. Now, I'm not a producer, I'm not a director, so I don't even know what those exact wordings would be, but that's what I think. I think anything that has people competing for a prize that and it contains eliminations and stuff of that nature. So I guess, in my words, then yes, the NFL would be game show, basketball would all be considered a game show.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:35

Game show. I think so. I okay, so I love this actually because all guess what?

SPEAKER_05 1:09:43

Guess what? It's football. I was gonna say, guess what? From here on out, whenever it's football season, I'm like, I gotta go. It's Sunday, my favorite game show's on.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:52

Yeah. Well, okay. So I would like to add, I I think that game show could be like a theme, and then you could you could fill it with anything, right? You can make anything into a game show. Like American Idol is a game show, you're just using talent to progress the stages, right? Uh, yeah, I I like that. I think so. Game show is pretty broad, but it is a game show.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:23

So we're using the loose definition of game show.

SPEAKER_11 1:10:26

I'm gonna just typed in what is considered loose. Game show. Okay. It says a game show is a broadcast or live entertainment program where individuals or teams compete by playing games, answering trivia questions, or solving puzzles to win cash trips or other prizes. They are typically guided by a host who explains the rules and narrates the competition, which is a football game to be fair. You're welcome.

SPEAKER_02 1:10:53

Yeah, because solving problem they're they're solving problems of how to progress the ball down the field. Right.

SPEAKER_11 1:11:00

Yep, right.

SPEAKER_07 1:11:01

So it's a game of chess, it's a human game of chess.

SPEAKER_11 1:11:04

So here would I exp what I explain and have it underneath, I'm exactly right, because underneath the common types of game shows, you have quiz and trivia shows, you have panel shows, yeah, you have world and puzzle shows, right, pricing and stunt shows, yeah, yeah, dating and relit relationship uh shows. Yeah. So yeah, that's how they break them down.

SPEAKER_02 1:11:32

There you go, there's your umbrella.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:35

So every so everything's a game show, is what I'm hearing.

SPEAKER_11 1:11:38

So for the sake of this conversation, I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:43

Is that what we're doing? Okay, I think escaping shows.

SPEAKER_11 1:11:50

I say we leave out scrivery. So because why?

SPEAKER_02 1:11:54

So I'll I'll accept that.

SPEAKER_05 1:11:56

Well, the purpose of the thing is that the most important game show ever.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:02

Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not disagreeing with you. Hold on, hold on. I think what Yeti's saying is for the sake of this conversation moving forward, for this bubble, yes, we're gonna exclude sports. That's starting starting at the end of this show when we're out in public, we're gonna use the NFL as game show.

SPEAKER_11 1:12:26

Because right now you have the NBA finals going on. Game show. NBA game show.

SPEAKER_07 1:12:32

The NBA game show. I'm literally, I'm gonna fuck everybody up with that.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:36

I absolutely oh, are you watching the finals?

SPEAKER_05 1:12:41

You mean the NBA game show? They're like, what? Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:46

This is my favorite part of the season.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:47

My favorite part of the yeah, it's my favorite part of the season. My favorite favorite part of the game show right here is when we find out who wins for the season finale, dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:12:57

I'm so excited. The season finale.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:00

So on time out, don't win this. It's gripted.

SPEAKER_07 1:13:06

Game show. Game show.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:08

You are welcome.

SPEAKER_04 1:13:09

Game show.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:12

Now you understand the aluminum foil hat.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:18

Because I honestly feel like we we spiraled. We spiraled.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:23

We went from this is a good idea to Holy Kid, it's all stage. It's on stage.

SPEAKER_11 1:13:30

I think we need to put a pen in this and come back later. Game shows.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:35

We just unintentionally changed the podcast episode from game shows to everything's rigged.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:42

Everything's rigged. We circled back to conspiracy theories. We did. Yeah, we did. Part infinity. Yeah, part infinity.

SPEAKER_11 1:13:52

Jesus fuck. That is so funny how we did that.

Turning Sports Into A Game Show

SPEAKER_05 1:13:55

So anyway, anyway, tell us what your favorite game show is.

SPEAKER_11 1:14:03

Well, I guess mine's the NBA. NFL. Speak boys.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:15

Fucking shit. All right. Um, so who wants to kick us off with their favorite game show? Whatever show we're bringing to the table. Just tell us what your favorite show is. How about that? Who wants to start?

Supermarket Sweep And 90s TV

SPEAKER_11 1:14:29

All right. So my favorite show because we've established everything you watch on TV is a fucking game show. It's a game show.

SPEAKER_07 1:14:36

Everything is a game show, apparently.

SPEAKER_02 1:14:40

This is a game show.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:41

This is having our own individual Truman shows. That's right. Da But no, um, to get us to get us going, is Yeti taking the rings?

SPEAKER_05 1:14:51

Yeah, Yeti's taking the ring.

SPEAKER_11 1:14:53

Yeah. Um my favorite show is Supermarket Sweep. Supermarket Sweep. Dude.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:03

That was a good thing that's a throwback. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:15:08

Here's the thing. I didn't know this, but it first aired in 1965.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:14

Yeah, it'd been on for a while.

SPEAKER_11 1:15:16

I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:17

I think that's when I started watching it.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:18

Get the fuck out of here, Grace. Well, he said actually, actually, it was 1966 when I first caught wind of it.

SPEAKER_11 1:15:29

So weren't you still hanging with your dad around that time?

SPEAKER_04 1:15:34

Yeah, somewhere around there. Yeah, dude.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:37

We'd hang out, we watched some supermarket sweep.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:41

And then he'd go to bed.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:42

I only heard it. I never saw it. I can hear it. I never saw it.

SPEAKER_08 1:15:53

I hate it here.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:55

I hate it here. So supermarket sweep. Why don't you tell the listeners, those that don't know what supermarket sweep is, tell give them a little insight on what that is.

SPEAKER_11 1:16:06

Oh man, so it was the it was a group of contestants, uh teams of two, and in the year I think it was four teams, I think. Um they would just start. It was a 30-minute show. Um they'd start and they'd have to race around this the uh the uh the stage supermarket. Yeah, the stage supermarket to find certain products that the host would be like, hey, he would give like an a clue. Like I would bust through the walls yelling uh oh yeah, you yelling a special uh a phrase while holding a picture, and then they'd be like, Oh, Kool-Aid, and they'd have to go to the aisle that had the Kool-Aid, and they'd have to find the certain product of it, and they'd have to bring it back, and like whoever found it first would get time added to the very end, and at the very end, you had to like get so much dollars worth the most would win, and the the mini games that you answered prior to the big fun to the final at the end, you would get, like I said, time added to you, so like you would start you know five seconds faster than somebody, second place would start seconds faster than the third person, the third team, and then the third team would start faster than the fourth team. Um, it was a lot of fun, and I just remember like like like in the 90s. Um I used to watch it a lot. I'd I'd come home, my parents would be watching it, and I'd watch it. It had was comical, and it was just fun to watch, and that's what I enjoyed about it. It was simple and it was just fun to um they've tried to rebring it back a couple different times back in uh 2000 and 2003, and then the most recent being 2020 to 2022. Um obviously it's it's fun for a little bit, but then it gets repetitive, and pretty sure that's why it's been dropped and picked up, drop and picked up, drop and picked up. Because it's it's it's fun for a little bit and then you kind of just get bored of it.

SPEAKER_05 1:17:57

I mean, I mean, wouldn't that be fair to say about a lot of game shows that they get repetitive?

SPEAKER_11 1:18:01

Because like yes and no, because there's some that I, in my opinion, I think can kind of stand the time. I think it also depends on the host, too, because if you look at oh yeah, Steve Harvey, you look at Family Feud, I mean, there's people that can watch that for hours. I mean, even though it's the same, but Steve Harvey's a funny host. I mean, every I think everybody on the podcast can agree to that. So just watching him interact with the different professions is just comical, in my opinion. So I think like I said, I think the host also brings a lot. I mean, look at what you look at Jeopardy, you look at Wheel of Fortune, all those people who I mean.

SPEAKER_05 1:18:39

I was just trying to be edgy. I don't really think Steve Harvey's training.

SPEAKER_11 1:18:44

I know you weren't, but I didn't I didn't I didn't feed the troll, I kept it moving, and do you see how he got quiet? Had to apologize because god damn it, I'm acknowledging him now, and that's why he's popping around like two legs. Yes. Anyways, I'm done. Fuck off, Jay.

SPEAKER_04 1:18:58

I'm done. I'm done. Steve Harvey's funny, he's my favorite. He's my favorite, Mr. Potato Head. So Chris. Yo.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:10

So Chris, do you have a favorite?

SPEAKER_02 1:19:14

I do actually. Um I don't I do think that this uh can be considered my favorite of all time, but it's definitely my favorite of

Jeopardy Streaks And Trivia Love

SPEAKER_02 1:19:23

right now.

SPEAKER_05 1:19:23

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:24

Um, but I've always been a fan of this show, even as a kid. Um is Jeopardy.

SPEAKER_07 1:19:31

I is Jeopardy.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:35

I watched it with my family as a kid, and like now uh like I don't know how if anybody is into Jeopardy, but recently there was a a guy, Jamie, that was on like a really long streak, I think like 20 plus days, maybe even 30. I forget how many days in a row, but he's like the fifth contestant to ever get like a significant run. And uh it's it was really special to witness because um the current host, Ken Jennings, is a former contestant who holds the title for the most games won consecutively, I think.

SPEAKER_08 1:20:20

Yep.

SPEAKER_02 1:20:20

Uh of like 70 or 75 games, I forget. Yeah, 70, 74. Um so it's really cool because like people started having the discourse of like asking Ken, like, how do you feel? Like, what like how would you feel if Jamie beat your record? Because he was like getting he was like, I think close to the halfway point of his record. And I've I remember watching like a little clip on Instagram Reels, and he was basically like in support of it. Like it's I I kind of like put myself in those shoes, like, how would I feel if someone was beating my record? Would I be like, Oh, I gotta get back out there, or would I be like, dang, that's really cool.

SPEAKER_05 1:21:03

You gotta you gotta like cheer them on because like you know what kind of work it took to get to where you were, right? So you'd say, come on, do better. Yeah, do better. Like you're the next generation, you're the next step up. Let's go. Let's prove to these people that the next generation can outdo the previous generation, right? So and honestly, at this at this point, I don't know if he really cares um too much because I know Ken is on uh The Chase, which is which is one game show that I love watching. It's uh heavy, heavy trivia. So I don't know if you guys have heard of The Chase, but um they have they have three does he can compete or is he a host? So they they kind of like so they have I think they have four, either four or like five, like total geniuses that are like that were super great at um trivia shows. Like uh again, Ken Ken Jennings being one of them.

SPEAKER_11 1:21:55

Um is this one of your favorites?

SPEAKER_05 1:21:57

I'm sorry, is this uh it's just it's just one that I watch a lot of. But I got I was I just because I I'm just going off of with you know Ken being he was he was recently a Jeopardy host and all that kind of stuff. But um they have three contestants, they're they work as a team, and the way it works is they'll ask um they'll bring one of the contestants up into the middle of the room, they'll ask them a series of trivia questions, and the more they get right, the more money they make. And then they go to the chaser, who is like can, you know, say Ken Jennings is up there, right? And they have to compete against him because what they'll do is they'll put their money up on this screen on this board, right? And it's it's where they'll start, and then they'll what the what the uh what the chaser will do is offer them two different sums of money. One is lower because it'll start them a step closer to where they bank it, because they have to answer so many right to bank the money that they got. And that'll keep them away from the chaser because if the chaser answers more questions than you, then you're out. You go you go the fuck home. You don't you don't get shit. And then and then it and then that and then there were two, right? Uh and sometimes they get everybody, sometimes they don't. Um, or that or they'll offer you more, but you'll start closer to the chaser. So if you're feeling confident, like you can out, you know, outsmart the chaser, you know what I mean? They'll they'll offer you a much larger sum of money than what you won. Now if you bank it, yeah, you if you bank it, you go back and then the next person comes up, rinse and repeat, right? And then at the end of the show, all three of you, if you all make it, uh, they will ask you another series of um questions within I think it's like two minutes or something like that. And you'll you gotta answer like a ton of them because then what they'll do, they'll turn around and give the chaser the same amount of time, two minutes, and if they answer obviously more questions, everything that you banked, you don't get it. So it's it's a it's a it's an interesting game show, and I like it because there's a lot of witty banter back and forth between the contestants and the chaser. Because like Ken Jennings is one of our favorites to watch because he's he's funny and he is he the the motherfucker really is smart, like he knows whippy too.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:07

Like he go, go ahead.

SPEAKER_11 1:24:10

No, I was just gonna say I'm looking at like the the the wins for Jeopardy, and I'm looking at like who has first, who has second, who has third. Ken Jennings has 74 wins in Jeopardy consecutively in 2020 and 20 in 2004. Second place is Amy Snyder with 40 wins from 21 to 22, and then Matt is third with 38, and then James is fourth with 32, and then Jamie Ding with 31. So the top five. 31. Yeah, 31. So to put this in perspective 74, the next closest person is 34 wins away. That's almost half. Now, I don't watch a lot a lot of Jeopardy. Is Jeopardy a nightly thing or a weekly?

SPEAKER_06 1:24:53

I think it's nightly.

SPEAKER_02 1:24:53

I think it's nightly. Yeah, it's nightly. Yeah, I'm sure they do bulk batching of recording so they could like sprinkle it out. Like they're all pre-recorded, I think.

SPEAKER_11 1:25:02

Right, yes. I think that I think you're right. I think they are pre-recorded.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:05

Uh we don't know how I don't know how pre-recorded. Like, I don't think they're months in advance. I think they might be a couple weeks in advance. Probably.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:15

I think they do all the recording, like we're not producers, we're not producers or anything, you know what I mean? Yeah, I don't know exactly. But anyway, Chris, I know you said Jeopardy is is Yes.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:27

Jeopardy is probably my favorite. Um, I would say Wheel of Fortune might be like a close second for that like favorite of all time.

SPEAKER_08 1:25:37

Yep, yep.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:38

Um, yeah, because I like we would always watch those because those two came on like back to back.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:44

Yeah.

unknown 1:25:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:45

They did. Yeah, they were they were hand-in-hand game shows.

SPEAKER_11 1:25:48

More than likely, if you watched one, you've seen the other. Right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:53

I gotcha. Okay. So Temple. To this day also like trivia too. Oh, sorry, sorry. No, no, no, you're good. Like to this day, I love trivia, so I still watch Jeopardy. Like, I like going to the bar and like going to the house. Yeah, trivia and nights. Trivia nights are always fun.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:08

Yeah, trivia nights are always fun.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:09

Table fun, because you usually win shit, you know.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:12

Table 10.

SPEAKER_02 1:26:14

Table tenn.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:15

Table dead. Game shows. Game shows.

SPEAKER_09 1:26:19

Um, Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy. Nice.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:24

So those your favorites or are you just naming game shows?

SPEAKER_09 1:26:27

No, one of my favorites. That's what I grew up on.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:29

I gotcha. So you just remember you just remember growing up watching those watching those two game shows? Do you watch game shows at all now or not really?

SPEAKER_09 1:26:37

I do not. I don't I watch TV at all now.

SPEAKER_05 1:26:40

What? What do you do on your free time? Sleep. I was gonna say, don't say what I thought you were gonna say. You know, like beat it into submission or something.

unknown 1:26:51

Beat it!

SPEAKER_00 1:26:53

No one wants to be defeated!

SPEAKER_05 1:26:55

Yeah, just like just like that. But uh you know, so you don't watch any any game shows now? You just remember watching Wheel of Fortune in Jeopardy? Yep. That's cool. Cool. Alright, you still like trivia to this day or not really?

SPEAKER_09 1:27:10

Yeah, I do. I love trivia. Trivia's always fun. I know a bunch of stupid shit that nobody should know. Pop quiz, asshole.

SPEAKER_11 1:27:17

So if if you were to watch TV and you were to turn on a gangster, out of those two, which one would you turn on?

SPEAKER_09 1:27:23

Out of Will Virgin and Jeopardy? Yeah. Probably Jeopardy.

SPEAKER_05 1:27:29

This guy's so interested. Jeopardy. I mean Jeopardy's the go-to, right?

SPEAKER_11 1:27:34

Like Jeopardy is always I think it all depends on the person because I was an idiot. So I never I think out of the Jeopardies right, what? Out of all the Jeopardies I've watched, I think I've gotten one question right.

SPEAKER_02 1:27:48

I mean, some of 'em are really hard. No, they are. You know, a good place to a good place to start, like if you want to try it and 'cause you're smarter than you give yourself credit for. They have some really obscure fucking questions.

SPEAKER_03 1:27:59

They do.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:00

Um watch the celebrity jeopardy.

SPEAKER_03 1:28:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:03

Because they they make uh the those questions are off. More softer, yeah, more software.

SPEAKER_11 1:28:11

Easier to make you feel good better. So no, because between okay, so just more common, I guess. No, I get it. I get

American Gladiators And Missing Magic

SPEAKER_11 1:28:18

it. I get what you're trying to say. But like out of besides supermarket suite, my next favorite would be American Gladiators. Oh, I love that joke when I was a kid. So, and then here's the thing the reason I love that one is because people were competing. I love a competing game show.

SPEAKER_02 1:28:34

So that's one that I want to come back. Is the gladiator. It is back? Yes. I know it's but it's not the same. I know it came back, but I thought it got canceled again.

SPEAKER_11 1:28:46

Okay, you guys, okay. So American Gladiators started in what 89 to 96. That was the OG where you had like that's the one that we all grew up on, right? Did I say 6'7?

SPEAKER_05 1:28:59

No, I no, I was just saying 6'8.

SPEAKER_11 1:29:00

Oh, okay, okay in my head. Then it came back in 28. Or 2000. I always get there.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:11

My guy's living in the future. I'm five.

SPEAKER_11 1:29:13

I am. It came back in in 2008, and Hulk was Hulk Hogan was the incredible Hulk. The host. And I watched that one and it wasn't it wasn't that great. It was not that great at all. I'm sorry. At all.

SPEAKER_02 1:29:35

Now that's because Hulk Hogan was the host.

SPEAKER_11 1:29:38

Oh no, it just when you when you watched it, it didn't feel like didn't feel like American Gladiators. Keep in mind, the original American Gladiators, if you watch the uh the uh what what the hell is that thing called? Yeah, that's what it's called. When we when you watch the uh shit documentary about uh American Gladiators, that first there was a lot of cocaine going on. So much fucking cocaine, bro. Cocaine There is a lot of cocaine going on. Look at it, bro. I take it you watch the documentary having interviews with cocaine stains off their noses. There was so much cocaine, it was cocaine infused, okay? And I think that's what made that 90s brother. That's why they could go as long as they did.

SPEAKER_02 1:30:45

Do you remember the like rocket thing that they would shoot at the target?

SPEAKER_11 1:30:48

Oh yeah, the the air, the air cannon. Yes, so they re-released it just just this past year, and the Miz. You guys know who the Miz is from wrestling? Yeah, yeah. Yep, yep, you're just hosting the current one. Oh watched a few episodes, and it feels like the original American glass, just like the original Coca-Cola recipe. The cocaine is missing, and you can just tell you though that the cocaine is missing, and you definitely you can tell the magic is missing. I think we just need to legalize cocaine. We need to get these 90 shows crazy statements back to the boy we needed that we need. I'm sorry, I've never heard Jay's 100% right. There was so much cocaine.

SPEAKER_07 1:31:48

There was just so much fucking cocaine usage. I'm like, how did y'all do it? Like, what do you what do you mean?

SPEAKER_02 1:31:54

It was like they were it there was two ways. It was more pure, and they were probably microdosing it.

SPEAKER_05 1:32:02

That could be, that could be like like just putting a little bit right here and just going, yeah, and then you're like, all right, I'm ready for this next challenge.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:09

Yeah, do we just like a little fingernail dip under the tongue?

SPEAKER_11 1:32:12

Oh you can. I mean, I I'm branching off to this, but like you can even look at wrestling, for example. Oh, yeah. Back in the early 90s, there were so many drugs and so much cocaine. That's why those promos, if you compare those promos to today's promos, they were the quality was so much okay. I'm gonna say this, and there's a reason for it, but the quality of promos in the early 90s was so much better, was because there was magic because there was there was booger sugar, like they weren't they weren't acting like today.

SPEAKER_02 1:32:46

They're trying to act personality, those guys weren't acting, they were actually that crazy.

SPEAKER_11 1:32:51

Yeah, they were fun, they were fucking nuts. Yeah, they're nuts. Yeah, yeah, because I strongly believe in a controlled environment, we should bring back drug usage.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:01

Okay, just so we're just so we're clear, we do not condone the usage of illegal drugs and substances, right?

SPEAKER_03 1:33:09

Illegal drugs, illegal drugs and substances.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:13

We do not condone that usage, right? Of illegal drugs. What you find in the wilderness is that's on you, baby. That's on you. Yeah, listen, either you can eat it or you'll die. It's one of the two. So do your research. Don't blame me. Exactly. Do your research.

SPEAKER_11 1:33:29

Well, long story short, yeah, the the American Gladiators is back, and I've watched a few episodes and they're fun to watch. I mean, they they are really they're back to the core of what the OG American Gladiators were. As I'm talking about, though, there is a little magic that is missing, but you'll never be able to duplicate that because we're in a different time frame.

SPEAKER_05 1:33:49

Because they're a bunch of bitches. I'm just kidding. I'm totally kidding. It's a joke. It's a joke. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. For the joke. Before somebody gets on here, they're like, the FMJ podcast has you guys have really gone downhill.

SPEAKER_07 1:34:05

That's some low brow humor you got going on over there. Somebody bring me Spider-Man. That's right. Bring me Spider-Man. We gotta chill.

SPEAKER_05 1:34:17

Okay, so anyway. Anyway, Grizz, you got another one you want to talk about?

SPEAKER_02 1:34:24

Um, kind

Are You Smarter Than Fifth Grader

SPEAKER_02 1:34:25

of, yeah. Uh I have a show that I'm glad is I I shouldn't say I'm glad. Okay, let me rephrase this. I have a show that looking back on, I don't think I like it because it to me could be sending a message. It's probably more innocent than this, but whatever. Um are you smarter than a fifth grader?

SPEAKER_05 1:34:48

Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

SPEAKER_02 1:34:52

Because I feel like pressure on people. What message do you think they're trying to send? So, okay, so here's the message that I think is being said. Like, y'all are so fucking dumb, you're not even smarter than a fifth grader. So the idea and we're tuning in just proves a point that we are fucking idiots.

SPEAKER_05 1:35:08

So the idea here, I think what they were trying to trying to get across is that a lot of the stuff you learn in fifth grade, you just forget as an adult. Yeah. It it it always trivial. Right. You're you're gonna forget most of what you're what you've learned in fifth grade. It just that's just yeah, it just is what it is. Do I think they were calling us idiots? Probably in a roundabout way. I mean, it was Jeff Foxworthy that was the fucking host. You know what I mean? You know, you know, he he's part of the fucking uh blue-collar comedy tour. There's your sign. You know what I'm saying? Like, could it be have could it have been a little bit of a dig at America saying you guys are fucking stupid? Sure. And on it, and honestly, uh you're not wrong. That's not inaccurate. We are yeah, we're fucking idiots.

SPEAKER_11 1:36:00

We watch cars go in circles.

SPEAKER_05 1:36:02

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Left turn, left turn, not a left turn. But uh but uh no, I uh like I used to watch Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader a lot. I I honestly do. Me too. I've been a video game.

SPEAKER_06 1:36:14

Did you get questions wrong?

SPEAKER_05 1:36:16

I mean, absolutely I did. I was like, I was like, yo, why don't I know this? I was literally like why the fuck I'm a fourth grader today, man. Yeah, seriously. I'm like, nah, I'm not smarter than a fifth grader, I guess.

SPEAKER_11 1:36:27

The oldest fourth grader in this classroom.

SPEAKER_05 1:36:28

Yeah, I it felt like it felt like Billy Madison. Like, that's right. Back to school, back to school. No, but it's like, no, I I I I I get where you're coming from, Chris. So yeah. So you were so you weren't like super fond of it or like honestly, my memory of it.

SPEAKER_02 1:36:48

Here's the funny part. I was just trying to find a show that I didn't like because I didn't I couldn't find a show I didn't really like. Yeah, um, I found a show that I analyzed. Um I gotcha. But I my memory of it was good. Like I enjoyed play because I like trivia, so I enjoy trying to test myself and challenge myself. Um, I was just being hypercritical of it and analyzing, like, what is this message actually sending? What are they trying to tell me? Yeah, what are they trying to say 100% right on what you thought the message was trying to do?

SPEAKER_05 1:37:23

No, like I said, Jeff delivered Jeff Foxworthy as the host. Yeah, it was probably a slight dig at the intelligence of of America.

SPEAKER_11 1:37:31

Like you know, average adults on before they fucking aired this shit and fucking produced it, they were like, yo, Merrick, I bet you the Americans tune in because they're gonna see if they're they're gonna want to know if they're smarter than an actual fifth grader. Oh, yeah, and they're gonna feel so stupid to start getting these questions wrong. And that's what's gonna bring them back to watching. Because after you get like, like, let's say you watched one episode and you're like, fuck, I'm dumb. You're gonna think like, nah, that was a fluke. I just didn't know that. So what's gonna happen is you're gonna watch it again to see if it's real or if you really are dumb.

SPEAKER_05 1:38:04

The average American kept people around. The average American is absolutely gonna say, Yeah, I'm smarter than a fifth grader, and then just totally get just ate up by a fifth grader and be like, Why am I stupid?

SPEAKER_11 1:38:18

That didn't really just happen. Let me let me super fed it.

SPEAKER_02 1:38:21

Yeah, I think some people it will do that, right? Or it would have, or it couldn't. It definitely, it definitely did. We all have egos, so like it's a good way to challenge people to be better. Yep. So maybe that's the angle. It's not necessarily like a punching down as much as a uh punching up, right?

SPEAKER_05 1:38:39

It could have been, maybe. Yeah, there's no there's no telling what the thought was. There's no way to know. Yeah, there's no t telling what the thought was from the producers, but I mean, I mean, when you start analyzing it, breaking it down like that, maybe I don't know. Most trivia makes me feel stupid anyway, because I'm like, damn, I don't there's just questions that people just like firing off, right? I'm like, what why are there so many people that know this information? I do not, yeah, right.

SPEAKER_02 1:39:04

You know what I mean? It does push me to want to like learn more though, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 1:39:08

Because it almost feels like common knowledge, but it's really not, it's not common knowledge.

SPEAKER_11 1:39:12

So I'm just not I wasn't a huge fan of trivia questions. I love it. I love trivia.

SPEAKER_02 1:39:19

Well, have you ever gone to like a specialized one? Like, okay, it's Marvel trivia or Star Wars trivia. But even then, because I just when we went to hard rock, those are fun.

SPEAKER_11 1:39:28

Okay, so I guess we're we're getting into fucking the psychology of Yeti here, um or the brain of Yeti. But like you just like you, you we don't have enough time, dude. I know about um no, it's just I don't know. It just I never took school serious and I was always like the class clown kind of person, and like I don't know. Like, I yes, there's certain topics that I feel very safe in talking about, but when it comes to the grand over scheme of things, like I'm probably not the smartest in the room, but damn it, when it comes to the physicality of something, give it to me all day. Like sports, give it to me all day. Maybe I wasn't great great at basketball, but football, running he's never gonna let the basketball thing go, y'all.

SPEAKER_05 1:40:14

Just I'm never letting the basketball thing go.

SPEAKER_11 1:40:16

Fuck basketball.

SPEAKER_04 1:40:18

They cut me back in high school. Fuck the NBA. What?

SPEAKER_11 1:40:22

What I love the athleticism and what stuff of that nature. Listen, it's it's uh it's all good.

SPEAKER_05 1:40:30

And as we have learned today, basketball's a game show. Um, moving on.

The Moment Of Truth Discomfort

SPEAKER_11 1:40:38

One of the shows that I wasn't a huge fan of, and I'm not sure if you guys have heard of it, was called The Moment of Truth.

SPEAKER_03 1:40:46

Moment of Truth.

SPEAKER_11 1:40:47

Yeah. So it only aired for a little bit. Um it's where they they asked the contestant a series of questions, okay? Like just in a back room, they just asked them for the responses and stuff like that. Oh, I've heard it. Yeah, yeah, I've heard of it. Okay. And then when it was their turn, they they aired some of that footage of the questions that they asked. But then when it was their turn, they got brought on a stage and they were strapped to a lie detector test.

SPEAKER_08 1:41:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:41:12

And if they when they asked a question, if they told the truth, it would light up, say truth, and they were given a dollar amount, and it was like a pyramid. Questions you answered truthfully, the higher you went. With that being said, as you progressed up, the questions became more risky. There were questions like, Have you ever cheated on your spouse?

SPEAKER_05 1:41:34

Yeah, there were a lot of relationships broken up.

SPEAKER_11 1:41:36

Yeah, and you were in front of a studio audience and your family members, aka including your spouse.

SPEAKER_08 1:41:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:41:44

So now, was some of it scripted? Possibly, it could have been, but when you're watching it, it does kind of make you feel some type of way. Because like one of the questions was, do you really care about starving people in America? Or star I'm sorry, starving kids in America. And it's like if you say yes and you were lying, you look like a complete fucking jerk. Yeah. And oh you see what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_02 1:42:10

And then not only that's not fair though, because people are like they get nervous.

SPEAKER_11 1:42:17

Which is why it's inadmissible in court, but you know, right, which we've all learned that like that's not really like a way to judge a lot of people.

SPEAKER_02 1:42:24

But in that moment, though, like being on that show in front of people's nerves and excitement, yeah. Because it's less about their line, and like every and people might not even be nervous, like, oh, I'm scared. It's just like your your nervous system is wound tight because you're doing something that's like risky or potentially embarrassing. You're put you're vulnerable.

SPEAKER_11 1:42:45

Yeah, I wasn't a huge fan of it just because it was risky. And like when I was younger, I was i was like, I was like, ooh, I wouldn't answer that. I would not answer that. I would definitely lose right there.

SPEAKER_05 1:42:56

He said, ah, insert foot into mouth.

unknown 1:42:59

Yep.

SPEAKER_11 1:43:00

Bite my tongue mouth. A lot of but but looking back at it now, a lot of people said it was cringe worthy. And are kind of like in this thing about Diamond that it was just it was just really, really risky. And they used the risk factor of their questions to try to host that game, in my opinion.

SPEAKER_05 1:43:16

Well, yeah, that that that's what I mean, that's what they're the vulnerability. That's what they were hoping for. I think that was the premise of it was to, you know, see who we can get, who you know, what kind of questions we can kind of information we can get out of people. Again, is some of it scripted? Probably. I'm I'm sure some of it was to whereas I'm sure.

SPEAKER_11 1:43:35

If I had to throw something out there, I'm sure 80% scripted. I mean, there's no different being a fucking talk show host. I mean, look at that. I was about to say, I don't know, man.

SPEAKER_07 1:43:44

Morey's taught me that there's a lot of people out there that are like, that's my man of dudding. And they're like, ah, you are not the father. It's like, oh shit, we don't pay this bitch airfare again. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_11 1:43:58

I mean, and then you look at like if you ever watched like uh Judge Judy and you and you slow down that fast print that goes at the end of the show, it even says in that fine print that from my understanding both parties were were paid five thousand dollars to be on the show.

SPEAKER_06 1:44:15

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:44:16

And then if if let's say the m the you can only sue for the max of like five thousand, if Planet A won, they would reduce the five thousand to planet B who won. So like you would still leave with something, just not all of it, because the other person won. The won the court, one won the court case.

SPEAKER_05 1:44:39

I worked with somebody that actually went on a show like that. No shit. Yeah, it was um it was it was it was two people that I had worked with. One was in the off this was years ago. This was I think we were contracting for Duke at the time, but he had bought rims for his car from this dude, and I forget what had happened, but like, dude, like something happened with that deal and it went sour. And I think I don't think it was Judge Judy, it was one of the it was one of it was one of those other like Judge Joe Mathis or something like that. Okay, okay and and literally was it?

SPEAKER_11 1:45:11

Huh?

SPEAKER_05 1:45:12

Like there was like Judge Joe Brown or something like that. Something like that. I don't I don't remember which one they went to, but they both went there and I was like, no shit. I was like, so like was it legit? He's like, yeah, it was legitimately like a court case. Yeah. But but you know, for like theatrics and shit like that, they get all you know wound up and shit and whatever. But I was like, so did you win money? He's like, well, yeah. I mean, I it was it was a court case. There was a hearing, there was a settling, all that kind of stuff. He's like, I got I got what I what I needed out of it. I was like, why'd you why'd you go that route though? You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_07 1:45:43

Like you could have just so many other options.

SPEAKER_05 1:45:49

That's funny. I don't know. I know I never got the answer to that question, but I did work with with some people that that went on something like that, which was really interesting. But um there's a few that I want to bring up uh before we wrap this up.

The Wall And Contract Gambles

SPEAKER_05 1:46:02

Uh one of my favorite currents right now is The Wall. Has anybody watched The Wall? Uh LeBron James actually produced that one. Really? Yeah. And it's a uh it's a game show where uh contested there's two contestants, right? And one goes into an isolated room and the other stays out front. Now, when they start off, they'll a they'll ask, I think it's five trivia questions, and obviously the more you get right, the more money you you you rack up or whatever. And then what that's when they'll separate you, the one person stays out on the stage, the other person goes to the isolated area. And what they'll do is they'll ask the person in the isolated area trivia questions. And whether they get it right or wrong, the ball will change colors, right? So if you get the question right, it'll turn green, and then they'll drop it down as like a giant game of Planko, right? If everybody remembers Planko, and they have certain slots that have dollar amounts. If the ball is green, whatever dollar amount it lands lands into, you get that. If they get it wrong, the ball's red, and you lose whatever dollar amount that falls into. They have two, it's kind of like broken down into halves. So, like, obviously, you want to answer more questions correctly. I enjoy, I I love the game show mostly because I call it balls to the wall. And I'm like, that's what they should have named it. Because it's literally, yeah. They just you know what I'm saying? Like it was written. It was like they put the ball in a chute and then it winds up on the wall. And I was like, why do they not call this balls to the wall?

SPEAKER_02 1:47:30

I bet you that's why they call it the wall.

SPEAKER_11 1:47:34

Listen balls to the wall.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:37

I bet you somebody in the TV syndicate was like, you can't call it balls to the wall.

SPEAKER_05 1:47:41

And I would have fought tooth and nail. Yeah, I would say. I would have fought tooth and nail. Why can't we call it balls to the wall? Well, everybody knows what that. Not everybody knows what that means.

SPEAKER_02 1:47:50

What if we call it ball to the wall?

SPEAKER_05 1:47:52

Ball to the wall. I'd be okay with ball to the wall, even though there's multiple balls, because there's like seven balls. So I'm like, balls to the wall. So I don't understand. It's there. Yeah. But no, it's a it's a really it's a really fun, uh, it's a really fun game show. So like again, it's broken down like two halves, because in the first half, like I think the highest you can get is like 500,000. Um, and then the second half you get the million, whatever. Now, the way that it works, at the end of it all, the person in the isolated room has a choice, okay, because they'll they'll add up, I think they'll total up how many questions you got right, and then however much you have like your base money that you made in the beginning off those five trivia questions, and they they add up how much um how many questions you get right, and they kind of like average that out. And sometimes you will leave with a guaranteed amount of money. And the person in the back room has a choice. Either they sign a contract to agree to the money that was you know locked in from basically the beginning of the game, right? Or do you tear the contract up and whatever questions you got right because the balls are dropping and you know, you could you hit the million, you can wind up with like two million dollars by the end of the game. And if you don't sign the contract, that's what you walk away with, is two million dollars. If you sign the contract though, and you and you're locked in at like a hundred thousand, hundred twenty thousand, that's what you leave with. Now, at the end of the game is when they obviously make that choice and they'll bring that person out onto the stage and they'll be like, you know, that's when they disclose whether they sign the contract or they tore it up. And it's really cool watching some of like, like, yeah, because you're like you could have high ass dollar. No, there's been several there's been times I shit you not, I shit you not. There's been times where they have like 1.5 million up on the screen and they sign the contract for like $92,000. And I'm like, I'm sorry. Like it's hard to be mad, right? Because you know what you're getting into, but I could be mad for a little bit.

SPEAKER_11 1:49:53

Say what the same person signed the contract, or is it a different person?

SPEAKER_05 1:49:57

It's the same person, the same person in the isolated room. signs the contract and they're the ones getting asked the trivia questions. So are you confident enough in yourself that you answered enough trivia questions right? Okay. In in in order to tear up that that that contract to get more money. So when do you when do you sign the contract? At the end of it. When you when everything's all said and done right you set you that they send it they send it in a little shoot. You don't know what you don't know what's on the screen. You don't know the person in the isolated room does not know how much they got they just have to be confident in the idea that they answered enough trivia questions right. They don't tell them if they got it right or wrong. They tell the person on the stage if they got it right or wrong but the person in the isolated room has no fucking idea. No idea. No idea.

SPEAKER_02 1:50:39

So as long as you're confident in your answer.

SPEAKER_05 1:50:42

You don't sign the contract but you don't know you wouldn't even know until you got answered the question.

SPEAKER_11 1:50:48

You don't know until you get out there and you're like I tore up the contract and how many how many times have you answered questions and you're like you felt confident that the question was you answered it right. But then when the smoke settles you're like damn I missed two plus two.

SPEAKER_05 1:51:03

Buddy there's there's been times there's been times where they were guaranteed I mean obviously guaranteed I think typically is around a little under 2000 sometimes a little more but there's been times where dude they're doing great you know what I mean and then that one red ball hits that million and just cleans them out and they're like you know what I was so confident I tore that contract up.

SPEAKER_07 1:51:22

And they're like you know baby I love you and everything but we leave him with jack shit because you tore the contract up we got a big old fat zero up on that screen that's tough.

Cash Cab Reboot With Rideshares

SPEAKER_05 1:51:34

That would suck yeah that would suck that would suck it would suck but it's like I think I think that's what makes the game show kind of fun for me because I'm like you just you don't know you don't know until you get out there um the one one of them that one that I thought was kind of one that I think is kind of weak weak sauce although I watch it a lot America says only because some of the shit that they that they the answers that they come up with I'm like I don't know who the fuck you're asking these questions to because it just it doesn't that's kind of like family feud because sometimes you hear some of those answers no like yeah like for sure for sure like yeah for sure you're just kind of like where where'd you come up with that but I I find it more often on America says than family feud like America says will come up with some wild shit and I'm like who are they asking these goddamn questions to I need to meet these people because what do you mean did you even understand the assignment and I don't I don't think they do um right but the one that I wish would return cash cab cash cab was fine yeah that one was fine one of my favorites because it's like what an era that was in New York wasn't it yes it was yes it was that was in New York well yeah you were wrong so we're here you get three strikes eight more blocks keep walking yeah you got you got three strikes and it's like it's sometimes you make it there and you get you get some you get some money and they're like all right you can leave with what you want or double or nothing right on the video challenge and they're like ah you know what fuck it let's go double or nothing then they just lose all the money they want and I'm like damn that sucks but at least you got a free cab right yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but I wish it would with Uber yeah I wish it would honestly because that was modern take on it I would love that you you order a thing and yeah yeah I would love that to to have a still be cash cab it's just they partner with Uber and Lyft yeah yes so that they can get sent to people randomly I would I'd be I'd be okay with that I would I'd watch that every day and if you decide that you could really record in any state yep you could have and you the person's in month and then I think that would get more people this way you could do each season is a different city different city yeah you could you could could do it could do the New York and then like Miami and then like LA and then Chicago and then no I'd be I'd be cool with that it would be an interesting take on it.

SPEAKER_02 1:53:59

We should pitch this idea yo yo then they're gonna then they're gonna steal our idea we we pitch it to them and we get in it we we have to get it in writing somehow so if they do steal it we can sue them.

SPEAKER_11 1:54:15

Brother you know that's never gonna happen okay so we're talking about shows to bring back and stuff he's a coming I'm gonna bring I'm gonna say an overall and I know you guys are gonna all agree with me because these are in my opinion they're straight fucking classics from growing up okay when we were fucking teenagers and I think all you guys are gonna understand they need to bring back the Nicky Nickelodeon

Nickelodeon Classics And Quiet On Set

SPEAKER_11 1:54:41

90s block of game shows for kids and I'm talking about Legends of the Hidden Temple yep yeah Doubledare Wild and Crazy Kids Wild and Crazy Kids Nick Arcade Guts and my favorite of all doot doot you have it guts do doot doot doot you have guts fucking Argum those were peak athletic as competition as much as much as I would want that after watching Quiet on set I don't think I can get behind anything Nickelodeon.

SPEAKER_05 1:55:23

I don't think you can I do understand Quiet on set he's a dirt ball I understand hold on you're forgetting you're forgetting the best one ever Doubledare I said that he did you said double dare yeah he said sorry I take a back I think it was the very second one yeah but no after after watching Quiet on set I couldn't who was the main who was that dude's name it it was a documentary about um all the crazy going yeah well all the crazy goings on in behind the closed doors at Nickelodeon and how he's a fucking weirdo and I'm just like he's like the Harvey Weinstein of Nickelodeon basically yes and they gave him the keys of the fucking kingdom I'm just like I'm sorry what'd you what did you say Templeton what was his name was it Mark Summers?

SPEAKER_11 1:56:12

No no no no no no no no no no it was oh please oh please oh please we don't know his name for a reason he's a piece of shit no no I I I don't wanna like what is that what Dan Schneider yeah Dan Dan I think that piece of shit yeah he was okay I do agree with Jay he was a dirt bag and yeah I mean if there was if there was a way we could bring it back and and and obviously keep it the way it needs to be keep kept which is pure and just let the kids be kids and let the kids have fun and none of that other dumb shit with it I would fucking fully support it.

SPEAKER_05 1:57:01

Any other network than Nickelodeon could pick it up but it's not is it Nick I mean yeah it was Nickelodeon because any other any other studio could pick it up any other network could pick it up I'd be I'd be okay with that.

SPEAKER_11 1:57:14

TNT could be like we're gonna bring back you know great classics like you know what Netflix could probably have to buy it buy Netflix they would have to buy it Netflix could buy it and Netflix could buy it and turn that into turn that into something I'm surprised they haven't yeah me too they probably already do they probably already do when they're working on it I don't understand why they haven't either like that is you do you know how much healing you could provide if you did it right yeah do you know I'm saying like listen we're you know we're I don't know healing they're interested in making money baby that's what heals me my dollar bills like like you were able to produce these shows and it'd be definitely family oriented and my dollar bills heal there's a lot more like uh what's that dude from Rocky Draco there's a lot like Drago if he died there's a lot more people like that out in the world than I think is necessary for a shit I agree I agree if they die they die when I was when I was looking up TV shows it I went down a wormhole and I was like damn I remember because Nick Arcade was fun it put you in the actual game like you were it was like a it was like VR and you were actually put into the actual game when it was being played it was it was it was cool for that can you imagine um being dropped into the game of Kirby and he just sucks you up what crippling what crippling ability would he wind up with oh no Kirby has prunes he's got thoriatic arthritis Kirby's like fuck I can't move my joints in the bathroom fuck's no longer pink he's brown I'm sorry that that's not that's not funny okay anyway anyway we're we're we're we're we're almost coming over time so ooh that sounds dirty um let us know uh what your favorite game shows were they they they were there's been a lot of them um over the time you know honestly there there's there's been a few can't depending on what you depending on what you classify a game show has there's been a few canceled that you know they can stay dead but there's been a few that were like you know that could probably make a comeback like uh celebrity celebrity squares I think it was celebrity square or something like that that one was fun to watch that one was fun to watch that one was fun square yeah yeah that was that I mean there's so many there's so many game shows that we didn't even talk about yeah the uh the newlywed game uh that I thought I thought that was that was pretty fun they tried to I think they tried to make a comeback with that a couple of times they were trying to split people up on that show bro I mean I mean what what a thought well okay what about love connection what about love connection that's that is that are we considering that a game show listen everything's a game show we've already discussed this okay everything is a game show it's all game show haven't seen love connection we're living a game show we're living a game show right now every everything's a game show capitalism is a game it's a game show because what's the prize at the end lots of money and death and death death is the only guaranteed prize heavy heavy on the death part we all gonna die anyway um not to be morbid but tell us what your favorite game show is do you have a favorite do you have one that's kind of weak maybe you do have one that you absolutely cannot stand because maybe yeah do you even care about game shows do you do you like trivia do you hate trivia you know what I mean like is there one you wish they would bring back I don't know let us know let us know your thoughts what you feel about game shows what do you classify a game show as is it the NFL is it the NBA who knows is it the NHL join us next time on Dragon Ball

Glasses Envy And Free Vision

SPEAKER_11 2:01:13

Z.

SPEAKER_05 2:01:13

Anyway anyway let us know what's going on um I think it's high time though that Grizz give us a little something something to think about to chew on i i got something for you guys and it's been bothering me because I also have these things but people I've been thinking about people without glasses just get to see for free for free oh my god yeah brother that's bullshit and I'm like fucking bullshit fuck you I've never thought about it really until now and like that shit pisses me off it's irritating it's so fucking irritating you know because because listen one of my favorite things to say to people nowadays is like when when when you can't when you're when they're like hey look over there do you see that and you're like no I don't I don't see it and they're like what are you blind and I'm like you know I have these glasses on my face so the answer to your question is probably yes but here's the thing you nobody in this blind is a spectrum and then you smack them in the face here's the thing like eventually when you get into like late 40s early 50s you start getting um where you need bifocals you better have glaucoma I do and your motherfucking glasses that have always helped you out don't fucking work anymore.

SPEAKER_02 2:02:29

Yeah you gotta get them cocoa glasses so you need new fucking glasses yeah the only glaucoma I got is a glaucete oh my god wow you hear that you hear that you hear that like no no the only coma I got is guaca no i'm I'm sure I'm sure that you've all heard like people say like I gotta take my glasses off so I can see I don't know what that's like fuck off yeti nobody cares guy nobody cares yeti what's not a colour stressed man the only time I can see is when I do this oh my god that's great yeti nobody nobody gives a fuck nobody gives a fuck yeti with your free vision that you have there he's like I don't even pay for I don't even pay for vision because I don't need it whatever vision accident I don't care yeti just in case I lose an eyeball imagine being so rich that you pay for vision and don't even use it yeah fucking yeti yeti problems hashtag yeti problems whatever yeti motherfucker you dummies leave me alone so rich it's a fucking carton milk you fucked he's just making it rain over here he doesn't give a shit I can see wow for uh for those for those listening at home yeti just pulled out a wad of cash and held it up to his ear like I can't hear you it's just money calling right it's money calling I can't hear you except for it's a gallon of gasoline yeah that's what it is he's like I'm so rich he's like look at this yeah I can I'm so rich I can fill up my gas tank what's up what's up you peasants what's up what's up you blind bitches people are stocking fuel like they did bullets 10 years ago wow they're stocking fuel like they did toilet paper back in 2020 you know what I'm saying oh shit anyway anyway so yeah um pulling the John he's pulling the John Cena on us yeah you can't see me you can't see me you take my glasses off I can see shapes at least I I know where to I know where to throw these hands you know what I'm saying I'm good with silhouettes come on now it's the details that I don't know so were you wearing your glasses no so I couldn't tell you any like identifying marks on his body you know what I'm saying I can't say this motherfucker was big he was big and he was blurry he looked like he looked like an eight bit donkey cong like I don't know I think he was quick though because he was real blurry you know like the blue like the blue blur anyway I'm sorry listen we're joking wait let's do this right for all of the chokes coming from you guys his name was Bill Burr Bill whatever Bill Blur Bill blurry Bill blurry I mean if it if it really hurts your feelings you can always like use a hundred dollar bill to wipe your tears away because I have a hundred dollar bill you know he does he's like that was I told you that in confidence Templeton anyway um yeah we're just kidding for those of you that that that you know don't have to buy glasses we love that for you we truly do yeah we really do we just want to know what it's like you know I mean we just want to know what it's like for like a day just to take off our glasses and be like oh my god I can actually I can see oh dude sometimes sometimes I just raw dog it take them off walk around my apartment man sub a toe daredevil daredevil over here like what what do you mean to a you ever walk into a door or nothing test myself I got this I got this anyway you know it's it's like a little game yeah yeah anyway speaking of games game shows fun and games anybody fun and games would you rather turn into ET or an alien from Space Jam every night Space Jam.

Space Jam Alien Or E.T.

SPEAKER_11 2:06:46

Oh alien from Space Jam it's not even a fucking question bro I'm fucking it'd be my one chance to be good at basketball next question he's never letting it go he's never letting exactly no no no no I'm a trillion percent with Yeti on this is a game show right I could I can dunk I can dunk dunk yes and depending on which one I am I can be really fucking huge yes Grizz it's a game show it's just huge it's gonna be huge I'm gonna be huge I can dunk on everybody now I'm gonna go back to my high school coaches and say you thought I wouldn't be shit I am now I'm now the shit I mean I mean you can make your pointer finger glow or you can fucking dunk from half court or sync threes all day long exactly easy little motherfucking squeezy ouch yeah but your glowing finger heals things you know what I mean I don't care I don't want to dunk in I don't want to dunk dunk yeah you get to you get to hang out with stuff animals yeah and telekinesis float bicycles as you ride in the basket like who doesn't want to I I would rather dunk I mean you can dunk if you have telekinesis later many moons later katy perry's gonna sing a song about you oh yeah you're right you're so alien extra tarastrial I'd rather beautiful dude thanks man so no no on the katy perry that's fine that's fine yeah that's fine that's probably a safe yeah it probably is because she's she's an astronaut now I use quotations I use quotations I use hair quotes because she's a channel terrestrials right she's an alien she's an astronaut she's an astronaut now y'all anyway let us know what you would rather do would you rather be E.T.

SPEAKER_02 2:08:48

or turn into an alien from Space Jam every night every night every night every night honestly honestly space jam alien because I'm gonna be ETH into some freaky shit I'm gonna be ET I'm gonna just be ET because Reese's pieces all day long you know what you know what we fucking we ball give it for the Reese's that's right doing it for the Reese's pieces candy ooh piece candy that that'd be that'd be me all day long anyway um who wants a fun fact I would love more than anything a fun fact fun fact everything's a game show I'm Keg No's happening that when you're reading even silently the muscles of your mouth tongue and larynx activate I did not know that yeah even when you're reading silently bro does anybody want to know how that works or yes I I must

Why Silent Reading Moves Your Mouth

SPEAKER_02 2:10:06

know more. How does this work?

SPEAKER_05 2:10:07

I must know more so this article from Science Focus is proven to reveal one of our brain's cleverest tricks luckily we can now all read silently that wasn't always the case people weren't always able to read silently writing began as a way to encode speech but not thought in the early days written text was performed for an audience rather than consumed silently and alone religious scripture royal proclamations the sagas of legendary heroes these were written down to keep them accurate but then read out aloud to a crowd most people couldn't read at all and written documents were expensive and slow to produce so reading in private didn't make sense. Early writing also copied the way we talk without gaps between words or any of the other layout cues that we're used to right now such as paragraphs capital letters and punctuation. Complex speech probably evolved at least two hundred thousand years before writing the earliest writing we know of is cuneiform from about five thousand years ago in Mesopotamia So it's natural that our brain would reuse a lot of the same uh machinery to handle the newer form of language. In the 1970s psychologists Drs Alan Batley and Graham Hitch proposed a model of our short-term memory whereby speech is buffered for a couple of seconds in something called the phonological loop when you're listening listen the phonological loop holds the listening the ph the phonological loop holds the listening long enough that the sounds long enough for you to decode them into words and then convert them into media. So it holds your brain holds it for a little bit and then it converts it. And this happens when you read too studies have shown that the muscles of your mouth tongue and Larynx are still activated even when you read silently, a process called sub-vocalization. This implies that we're essentially still sounding out the words in your head in order to decode them. The real value of silent reading didn't emerge until the advent of mass literacy and the printing press in the early renaissance, but the skill is older than that. In 428 BCE, the playwright Euripides had Theseus silently read a letter held by his dead wife, and Roman leader Julius Caesar is reported to have silently read a love letter during a debate in the Senate. So there you have it. Your brain beactivating all of your mouth muscles, even when you're reading silently.

SPEAKER_02 2:12:47

Dude, the brain is the craziest organ we have.

SPEAKER_11 2:12:50

Isn't it though? It is like You said too many big words, so I have no idea what you're saying.

SPEAKER_02 2:12:55

He stopped listening the moment you started talking.

SPEAKER_05 2:12:58

Yeah. The moment I said the brain's cleverest trick, he said, nope, I'm out.

SPEAKER_11 2:13:07

It was like the emote emote from Fortnite. Be back soon. Yep. Be right back.

SPEAKER_01 2:13:11

Back in 10.

SPEAKER_11 2:13:12

Back in 10. The only thing I know about mouth muscles takes about 17 muscles to smile.

SPEAKER_02 2:13:21

That is not what I thought you were gonna do.

SPEAKER_05 2:13:23

You know, Grizz, Grizz, I was right there with you, bro. That's why I was like, what the fuck? Where's he going?

SPEAKER_03 2:13:32

Just so we're all clear. I thought we were about to get something vastly different. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 2:13:38

Yeah. Especially when it's like the only thing I know about mouth muscles.

SPEAKER_03 2:13:42

Right, right. The only thing I know about mouth muscles.

SPEAKER_05 2:13:47

Me, Yeti. Because because you're Yeti. You're you're a you're a Yeti. Isn't that where Yetis reside? Isn't like a case?

SPEAKER_09 2:14:00

Oh, you chose the name.

SPEAKER_05 2:14:02

Yeah, you did. You actually did. You called yourself an arrogan Yeti. So you now have to suffer with that. Um,

Final Plugs And Sign Off

SPEAKER_05 2:14:10

but other than that, other than that, I think that's uh pretty much that's pretty much where we're gonna cap this off at because we are over time now. Yeah, I got I got it. And I know I know people got shit to do. Uh please do not. What are you doing, Jay? You you busy? Well, what I'm gonna do right now.

SPEAKER_09 2:14:24

I want to go anywhere. Time never happens.

SPEAKER_05 2:14:27

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SPEAKER_06 2:15:42

You sound bitches. And he still calls you bitches.

unknown 2:15:47

Crazy word.

SPEAKER_09 2:15:48

I mean, they are kind of bitches. Damn.

SPEAKER_05 2:15:51

Crazier work. Crazier work. His name is Templeton, by the way. Did you see that? Nowhere in my head did Lowe's pop up when he said, guess where I got this t-shirt.

SPEAKER_09 2:16:10

What have you been what's he been lifting? Hey, that's a nice shirt. Thanks.

SPEAKER_05 2:16:13

I got them heavy ass balls that he went to Lowe's to buy that shirt with. Thanks for listening. Please remember to follow us on Facebook at FMJ Podcast Pros or on XetPros FMJ. Don't forget to find the FMJ Podcast on YouTube. And if you want more of us, please subscribe to Extra Lives. Today's broadcast brought to you by Heavens to Mercaroid Hemorrhoid Cream. Tired of that pain in the ass that just makes the inside of your booty meat itch? Then get your fingertips on the best hemorrhoid cream this side of the Ohio River. Our cream is engineered to tackle even the worst kinds of hemorrhoid that keep you leaning to the right at night. With enough anti inflammatory to shrink even the goodie or blimp, our cream is guaranteed to minimize the oversize with the fastest instant relief you'll ever experience in your nether region. Kick ass and anti inflame with Heaven's Temercaroid. Heaven's Temercaroid. Stage left.