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Somebody in this room is casually clearing the safe daily caffeine limit by breakfast, and that turns into a surprisingly useful conversation about habits, ADHD routines, and how to cut back without spiraling. We keep it funny, but we also get honest about what dependence looks like in real life, how sleep gets wrecked, and why gradual change is the only change that sticks.
Then the mood shifts, in the best way, into grief and growth. We talk about losing a pet, leaning on therapy, and why getting outside and doing something hard, like a Mount Rainier hike, can be a lifeline when your brain wants to shut down. We also dig into the power of creative work as a grief tool, turning memories into a project that might help other people process loss.
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Cold Open And Wild Jokes
SPEAKER_06Is this thing on? Welcome welcome everyone. Everyone everyone. Coming to you.
unknownComing to you.
SPEAKER_06OLR OL OLR Studios. This is FMJ. This is FMJ. Podcast. The FMJ FMJ. The FMJ podcast. I'll bring the baby oil.
SPEAKER_09Hey, easy Diddy. Nice try, Diddy.
SPEAKER_00Diddy?
SPEAKER_04I got some on deck.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, she got some oil right there. Some baby oil.
SPEAKER_04Why do you have to put some on deck like that? That's the question.
SPEAKER_09Because Diddy party, duh.
SPEAKER_04She does have the red light special going on in there.
SPEAKER_02You do gotta be ready for you gotta be ready. Ready for anything. Anything. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_05All through the night.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I'm with you, man. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Okay.
SPEAKER_09Everybody knows what everybody knows what we're talking about, yeah? Everybody knows what we're talking about, yeah? See, senor. Everybody has an idea of what the conversation is.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Okay.
SPEAKER_09Okay. All right. All right. So without further ados, welcome back to another beautiful episode of the FMJ podcast where we make all of your wildest fantasies come true. I'm just kidding. We don't do that. Unless you take Templeton out to the ball game, out to the crowd. Buy him some peanuts and cracker jack. And he doesn't really care if he doesn't come back. You wanna know why? Because he's gonna snatch you into the bathroom and pour some baby oil on you. Diddy party straight up. Miss Me Miss Me Seeks. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That's a good one. For those of you listening. For those of you listening, she's got the baby oil. So anyway, Templeton, whenever you're ready to snatch some people into a bathroom at a ball game. That sounds awful. Yeah, hang on, wait. It's all jokes. It's all jokes.
Pulse Check And Caffeine Reality
SPEAKER_09Anyway. Anyway. We got stuff to do, so let's uh run around the room real quick and check some pulses. Let's go with let's start with Miss Me Seeks today. Oh damn. Oh damn. What'd your pulse look like?
SPEAKER_00I never get this right. I'm so excited to like get better at this.
SPEAKER_09Practice makes practice.
SPEAKER_00No, my heart rate is Are we talking about practice? Oh, 97.
SPEAKER_0997? That was a good year.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, my motherfucker's pounded.
SPEAKER_09And why is that? Are you nervous, man?
SPEAKER_00No, I legitimately had a doctor's appointment. I think it's too much caffeine.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, that's that'll do it.
SPEAKER_00I was told I got a my caffeine. And so you know what I did about it? I got a large day of coke and just coffee for breakfast.
SPEAKER_09Drink more caffeine. Which is, I don't know.
SPEAKER_00Devastated by this news, honestly. That's probably my biggest news headline in my personal life, is the fact that I have caffeine intake. Guys, uh two of my three drinks are caffeine-based at all times. But I do I do drink water, I keep myself hydrated to like try to flush it out, but it's apparently not enough.
SPEAKER_03You need to drink more water, my friend.
SPEAKER_09Need to drink more water, dilute that shit.
SPEAKER_03How much caffeine are you consuming a day?
SPEAKER_00I was just about to get into that, Chris. I was just about to quantify this. Oh, it's over a thousand milligrams a day.
SPEAKER_09It's not good.
SPEAKER_03Wait, so what drinks are you drinking that has caffeine in them?
SPEAKER_00Okay, hold on. My I my ADHD goes crazy. Okay. And so like that really caffeine with three drink mafia.
SPEAKER_04Three drink mafia. She said three drinking mafia.
SPEAKER_00I drink mafia. So in the morning, I start out with my Stanley full of water, uh like large iced coffee, and a diet coke. So right off rip in the morning, I'm getting like 400 milligrams of caffeine.
SPEAKER_04Well, you can coke in the morning.
SPEAKER_00Hold on. Hell yeah, brother. I'm not fucking lying. This is just like normal, dormal type shit. Uh so yeah, I mean, probably three or four times a day I'm consuming 400 milligrams of caffeine.
SPEAKER_03So what if we just replace some of those with caffeine-free options?
SPEAKER_00Like a banana.
SPEAKER_03Is it the caffeine, or is it like is it the caffeine you're seeking out, or is it the flavor of the drinks that you're seeking out?
SPEAKER_00Whereas right now, the only thing I'm seeking out is trying to understand why the fuck he was daddy thought the banana would be a good stuff.
SPEAKER_05To coffee and took coffee and diet code. Banana, totally drinkable.
SPEAKER_01So here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna take the banana, you're just gonna press it down until it's rid of all of its liquid form.
SPEAKER_00And then stick strong and just so that's a banana, but probably not, but because I don't know, a little bit is also like habit. So I have like I think I'm fully convinced my brand is Audi HD, where like my life is out of control, right? But like it's a routine at this point, and if you fuck it up, I might fucking spiral. So I get that.
SPEAKER_03I get that.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I got on some new medication yesterday or last week too. So yeah, yeah. Hopefully, some of this really starts to like reverse itself once then.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, cuz that coke has some crazy fangs, man. Like that shit deeps roots deep into people from McDonald's.
SPEAKER_00It's the only it's like the only diet coke I really drink, too. Like, if I'm not consuming that, I do think. Oh my god, it's cracking there.
SPEAKER_03I know in there, it's so bad. So, yeah, I mean clown knows what he's doing, dude.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, at least twice a day I get large diet coke, but no ice from McDonald's.
SPEAKER_09Oh Lord have mercy, no ice. That's you're deep in the weeds. Extra, it's extra diet coke.
SPEAKER_00At least, guys, it is such a problem.
SPEAKER_09I gotta tell you, not even not even watered down.
SPEAKER_00That's fucking laid down, not even a little bit. Do not dilute that, right? And like my heart. My heart's like, please stop.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, yeah, because I think the I I think like your the safe amount of caffeine a day, I think, might be might be four or five hundred. Like you're pushing it.
SPEAKER_00I'm way over. No, I'm oh I'm exceeding it.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, I mean you're you're way over. I think it's I think it's like four or five hundred milligrams. Yeah, it's four hundred milligrams a day that's safe for human consumption.
SPEAKER_04And you're you're hanging out in fucking 2000.
SPEAKER_00I I clear that by breakfast. So that's why my heart is 90s.
SPEAKER_09Her her her the walls of her heart have to be like this fucking thick.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, but I didn't get off a blood pressure medication because I've lost like 50 pounds. So I got off a blood pressure medication.
SPEAKER_04But if I can break fucking thing when you start breaking the caffeine, you're gonna go through caffeine withdrawals. Yeah, that's gonna suck.
SPEAKER_00Again, I am mentally ill, so like I get dependency.
SPEAKER_09Oh my god. Wow.
SPEAKER_00All right.
SPEAKER_03Well, there is a safe way to do it though. You just gotta like keep going. Just keep going. You just like slowly reduce it. Like if you cut it all at once, you will spiral. But if you say you're drinking five caffeinated drinks a day, that's if you replace one of those with the first week with a banana. Yeah, but that one of the bananas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And and then you just at that dose, and then and then next month you introduce a second banana, apparently. Jesus fucking Christ.
SPEAKER_09That'll definitely cut down on the caffeine. Oh, and don't forget, because uh like are you are you accounting for every little thing that has caffeine in it? Oh, chocolate naturally has caffeine in it.
SPEAKER_03It's not a lot, but it's not it's not, but it's probably not helping right now, right?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I mean, I'm already over a thousand, so like I think anything over that it's just tracing.
SPEAKER_05Oh my god, she's over nine thousand.
SPEAKER_09Okay, well, uh thank you, Miss Meese, for for identifying your problem with caffeine. And now that you've identified the problem, you can start working on, I guess, introducing bananas to nullify your problem. Thank you, Yeti, Dr. Yeti. PhD.
SPEAKER_04It's PhD Yeti today.
SPEAKER_05Jesus Christ. Dr. Yeti.
SPEAKER_09Dr. Yeti. Okay, moving on. Um, Chris, what's your pulse look like? Oh man. I hope it's not caffeinated, it's not riddled with caffeine.
SPEAKER_03It's not because there was no caffeine available this morning. Oh my god. Until eight o'clock. I know. Oh it's because it's Sunday. Oh, yeah. It's okay though.
SPEAKER_09Um he had a banana, don't worry.
SPEAKER_03I didn't. I you know, the only thing that I've had is the gift from the Devil Lettuce Gods. Okay. That's all I've had.
SPEAKER_09There you go. There you go. Hell yeah, brother.
SPEAKER_03That and I brushed my teeth. All right. Um, so my Paul, dude, I have a huge update. Should I should I do that now?
Cutting Back Without Crashing
SPEAKER_03I mean, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, go ahead. Um, I'm trying to remember everything. I feel like a lot has happened in the last two weeks. Um well, for start, I'll get the big one out of the way. I talked about it on last show. And um I did have to put Daisy down on Monday last week. Um, that was that was brutal. Uh but I'm getting through it. I'm moving forward. Um I got a little care package and I'm wearing the gift. Nice. That missed me seek synth. Um I really appreciate that. Uh I'm gonna get a tattoo on my right hand of her paw with um some daisy flowers kind of growing around, and then uh her collar is gonna maybe maybe I'll wrap it around my whole wrist, but her collar definitely is gonna be like above it. Um I just have to find someone that's gonna. I think I'm gonna draw that one to be honest, and then take that to um somebody and just have them direct copy it onto me. But uh yeah. And then while I'm there, I'm probably gonna go ahead and get my cat's tattoo idea. I've been avoiding it because I want it on my ribs, because that's where he would sleep. Oh. But I figured if I'm gonna go under the needle, I'm gonna get them both at the same time. So uh that's gonna suck. Yeah, I know. Um therapy's going great. Good. Good. Uh I have an appointment on Tuesday.
Grief Update And Daisy Goodbye
SPEAKER_03Tuesday. Tuesday. Tuesday. What else have I been up to? I feel like it's been a lot. Oh, I went on a hiking trip.
SPEAKER_09You did.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Mount Rainier and so like uh yeah, I went to Mount Rainier and National Park, and then I hiked. The trail is called Crystal Lake Loop. Nice.
SPEAKER_04Um, those are those are the pictures you sent us, right?
SPEAKER_03Correct, yeah. Yeah, I didn't know.
SPEAKER_04For the record, I'm super jealous of that whole thing. So you're welcome.
SPEAKER_01You're welcome.
SPEAKER_03Um I dude, I really think that being outside after what I went through on Monday was the answer. Uh, just like being in nature, I I had her on my mind. And what's crazy is that trip had been planned for like a few weeks, if not like a couple months.
SPEAKER_01Right.
SPEAKER_03We just didn't narrow down a day, and then we finally narrowed down a day like a week before I made the decision, which was insanity. Um, it was just crazy how everything lined up. Uh, but it was a great trip. Mount Rainier was beautiful. I wish we could have seen more of her on the actual hike. Um, there was one section of the switchbacks where if you walked over to like a little opening, you could see Mount Rainier, and I was like, Oh, this is so sick. We're gonna go up the mountain a little more and like clear the trees and probably get a good view. That's not the way the trail went. We like crested over a mountain, and uh like there's like this little like call it a crater kind of vibe for lack of better terms. It could have been created by like a glacier or something, but anyway, um there was two lakes, and we ate lunch at the one lake, camped on the other lake, and the next morning we got up and hiked up and over another like little mountain, and uh to get to the Pacific Crest Trail, which is like the west coast version of the Appalachian Trail, it stretches from country to country basically. Um we got some photos over there, and I was really hoping that we could see Mount Rainier from there, but still no, because of the the mount, like the where we were in relation to um like the the edge of the other part of the mountain because like the whole thing is Mount Rainier, I suppose, but yeah, we were just like on a shoulder of it that we couldn't see it at that point. But I'm going back next month, yeah, October. I'm going back down next month um to do some like hiking and then staying at like a hotel down there doing it doing it a different way. One night I slept in a hammock, and this time I'm gonna sleep in a bed.
SPEAKER_04There you go. So you uh you put Daisy down and did the hiking trip, right? Yes. All right, so the only thing I'm gonna say real quick, I'm gonna go short. It just shows how strong you are, Grizz. The fact that you had to do something that meant so much to you, and then you had to put your big boy pants on and go hiking with a group of guys, and that just shows and it is an example of how strong you are. So anytime, not to get all sappy and stuff, but like you need that little boost in strength, just think about what you did then. Because a lot of people wouldn't even do that, they would have canceled and said I'm gonna be recluse and and I'm just gonna do whatever I want to do. So just kudos to you and and and just keep moving forward, bro. You got this.
SPEAKER_03I appreciate that. I I be being so close to myself, uh sometimes don't see the positive things, right? Like um it's a lot harder to re notice those things. So I appreciate you pointing that out.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, yeah, it's uh it is definitely something a lot of people don't think about, you know. Uh like you said, being so close to it. It's because it's you, you don't you don't even consider, you know, oh well that that what you did is a pretty big step, especially with grieving. Um any lost loved ones, animals, pets, it's yeah, it it it's it's tough regardless. So we're proud of you, man. Again, we're we're we're here if you need us. We're glad that therapy is going great. Love to hear that. So you know, uh again, if you if you need anything, you reach out to any one of us, you know where we are, you know where to find us. Absolutely.
SPEAKER_03I will I will end on a positive note.
SPEAKER_09What's up?
SPEAKER_03I mean, the hiking trip was a positive note. That's a positive, that's really good about it. Um, so I think I've told everybody I've been writing a comic about my cat and my dog and myself.
SPEAKER_08Yep.
SPEAKER_03The working title is uh The Adventures of Daisy and Lancelot. Probably gonna keep that unless something better comes up. But uh I have not been working on it for like a while, mainly because like Daisy got really sick and I just didn't have the bandwidth to do that. Right. But now that everything that everything that has happened has made me realize this is kind of her gift to me. Because like now I'm motivated to want to finish the book so I can get it out into the world, so I can help other people try to process their grief and grow and heal themselves. Because basically, it started out as uh I want to do like these little fun adventures of my dog and my cat to I think I want it to be a lesson about grief, maybe the stages of grief, how to process grief or whatever. Who like I I'm no expert, I don't know how to do this, right? Um, but I can show through my lens what I experienced and am experiencing. And my my my dream of that is that people can resonate and and learn something from my experience for sure. Um and plus I need a project to work on, so this is gonna
Hiking As Healing And New Tattoos
SPEAKER_03be perfect.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, it'll it'll keep you distracted and keep you busy, that's for sure. And then like I said, it's it's it's her gift to you, and and you can take her gift and spread it to others that you know might be struggling with with that kind of loss. So that is a positive. Net positive we're all we're all we're all excited to see what you come up with, my guy. So let it keep us posted, let us know what's going on. Um Templeton! What's up? Why's your pulse so close? What's up?
SPEAKER_07I'm doing alright, man.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_07A little tired, but that's every day. Um a lot of big changes that were have been going down, but we're pushing through. Other than that, things are pretty normal.
SPEAKER_09Well, that's good. That's good. At least uh at least things are starting to kind of settle down at work for you, and then it's not such a guessing game right now, right?
SPEAKER_07Like I mean.
SPEAKER_09Or is that still kind of like on the table?
SPEAKER_07Everything is what it is until it isn't. I guess. Yep.
SPEAKER_09I'm with you. Well, again, at least there's some kind of uh stability happening. It's not all fucking caddy wompus.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_07They took me off my original route, put me on a new route, and then put me back my original route. So I'm doing exact the same thing that I was already doing.
SPEAKER_08Okay.
SPEAKER_07Um so I can't complain too much. At least I know how to do it, you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_09Yeah, I I gotcha. I hear you. That's dope. That's dope, that's dope, that's dope. I'm glad glad you're doing good. You don't have any like new uh new adventures you're going on, just working working home, that's it.
SPEAKER_07Pretty much, but that's the way I like it. I gotcha.
SPEAKER_09That's fair. Simplicity is nice sometimes.
SPEAKER_07I like my not working time to be do whatever I want time, and you usually what I want to do is nothing.
SPEAKER_09Right. And some you know what? Doing nothing is also doing something. Especially for you. Alright. Then we're good with that. Alright, yeti yo. What does your pulse look alike?
SPEAKER_04Uh 75. 75, 77. Yeah.
SPEAKER_09I'm just chilling, bro.
SPEAKER_046'7.
SPEAKER_096'7, but it's backwards. 6'7. Yeah, I'm just I'm just chilling.
SPEAKER_04What the f my computer keeps making noises. I don't understand why.
SPEAKER_09Because it's on and it's running.
SPEAKER_03But um, yeah, it is crashing out.
SPEAKER_04No, uh, I'm just chilling. Uh, you know what? Spending time, you know, with the daughter, with the wifey. Uh speaking your microphone. Really? What? Speaking of your microphone. No, I know. I turned my head as I was reading something. Uh yeah. Um no, um, just been chilling with the wifey and the daughter. Crazy. I did for a new job with the current company. Uh convinced me to apply for a position that opened up. Um I applied for it. We'll see what happens. Um, if I got it, I'd be making six figures. Well, there you go. Nice. That's a that's a huge place.
SPEAKER_07I have to ask you about that outside the show. I'm curious.
SPEAKER_04That's a huge security position. Um, so I'll be going back to what I what I did and what he'd be going back to my TJ Maxx days.
SPEAKER_09He's gonna be top flight security of the world, Craig.
SPEAKER_04I'll be I'll be I'll be interviewing uh associates and stuff for for theft, workplace violence, that kind of stuff. It's all the stuff that I used to do at TJ Maxx, you know, and it's just I put those skills to this to the side. Um I got burnt out with TJ Maxx. Or after after I left TJ Maxx, I got burnt out because I went to Coles, and then I just like I don't want to do this thing.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, that's when I left my security job.
SPEAKER_04I got like, I just don't want to do this no more. And and they're like, look, you're not gonna go anywhere because like I have a pension, I have a 401k, I get four weeks of vacation. Like, there's a lot of benefits with the company that I'm at right now. Yeah and they said, Look, I mean, if you if you apply it and you don't get it, then you don't get it. That's cool, but like at least you attempted and at least you tried. Because like I told them my concerns because one of them had uh had asked, like, what about management? And I've
Work Changes And Keeping Life Simple
SPEAKER_04gone through the training to do to become a managed manager, and I just you have to be a yes man in manager management, like and I just the whole politicking is like no, I'm good, I don't want to be doing that, and like the people like they whine so much, and then if you try to correct their actions and if you do it too harshly, then you get in trouble, and it's like what no, absolutely the fuck not. Like, don't be a pansy, like so. Yeah, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna try the whole security thing again. We'll see what we'll see what happens.
SPEAKER_09For those of you that don't know what the word pansy means, it means bitch. Specifically, I thought it was a flow. No, no, no, specifically little bitch.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, okay. I thought it was don't be a flow. I would I would try to be all nice and shit, and and and Jay's like, nah, they just be a little bit. Yeah, they're just being a little bit uh so I would have to relocate. It would be based out of miss seeks to get fucking on the microphone again.
SPEAKER_09You know, you'd be struggling with that name. Is there anything we can do to help you with that?
SPEAKER_04It's pretty it's pretty simple just to say meeks. I want to say me cheeks. I don't know why I want to say meat cheeks. That's an example of it. It is, it is my problem. That's a problem, ladies and I'm wrong with it.
SPEAKER_09I'm not it's me, I'm the problem, it's me.
SPEAKER_04I'm working through my difficulties and I'm doing one step at a time. This is making me a better person, anyways. The the facility is Miss Meese's old facility. Gotcha.
SPEAKER_00Oh shit. I know exactly what job you're talking about. I'm like, boy, oh boy, if you get that job.
SPEAKER_09Yeah. Sounds like it's gonna be fun, is what Miss Meeseek's.
SPEAKER_00I was very close to, is it for uh local?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm I'm assuming so, because that's where that's probably based out of.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04I'm from my understanding, they wanna they're they're they're thinking about hiring two people for that location.
SPEAKER_00No, that would make a lot of sense. But so it's the wild wild west over there, John. Some of my best stories, some as an HR leader, some of my best career stories came out of that building.
SPEAKER_04Well, I think I I I think I would do well in those kind of environments because those kind of environments I I tend to enjoy and I like.
SPEAKER_00It's a wild wild west.
SPEAKER_04That's what I so like like because like I told the guy, like I work at the jail, I used to do Lost Revenge, and I interviewed dishonest associates, and he's like, it's like that, but it's different. So I'm very curious.
SPEAKER_00Same, same after we can talk about that later today.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll be we'll be in the same spot.
SPEAKER_00Sure. I'll give you a real picture of that.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I'm I'm just yeah. I got you. The money is yeah, decent. For sure. Um, and they took them away from being salaried and made them hourly. Uh uh. And
New Job Bid And Security Stories
SPEAKER_04I heard that if because they were getting a bunch of calls. Yeah, they they were getting a bunch of calls like random times throughout the dayslash night. So now because the hourly, if they take a phone call, they automatically get paid for one hour. Hell yeah. Bitch, I'm answering every phone call at every call.
SPEAKER_09Every call. Hello? Have that bitch on this fuck, brother. Have that ringer at maximum volume. Turn it up to 10, rip the knob off.
SPEAKER_04They're gonna be like, yo, we had to pay you for 20 hours of overtime. Yeah, they called me. They called a lot.
SPEAKER_09They called it. It would be crazy. Should have seen it. One was a spam call. They wanted to know about that, so I had to educate them. They they told me, hey, I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. I was like, you want to come in for an interview on that? Or they quickly declined. I mean, there's nothing I can do about that, but no, that's good. That's good information that uh that uh, you know, um again, like with Templeton, it's not so caddy wompous. It doesn't seem so unsure, right? I mean, I'm I'm I'm sure there's a little bit of that going on, but I don't know. It's it's it seems more stable than you were like say a month or so ago.
SPEAKER_04So oh yeah, I mean keep in mind, like I've I'm still on board for severance. So like if that falls through, then I'm I'm not right, I'm not gonna be upset. Like it is what it is, but at least you have an option. Yes, yes. Okay, yeah, I'll still be underneath that main what I'm already under. I wouldn't got you, gotcha.
SPEAKER_03You just be doing a different job within that company.
SPEAKER_04Yes, yeah, I got you.
SPEAKER_03That's awesome.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, like so like the the interesting thing is is I I talked to my senior and he's like, Look, and then I talked to the okay, the guy who used to work in that position. He I talked to him as well, and he's like, Look, if you can get through the door and get that interview, we'll get you. Like, that's not an issue. So I think I think I got enough people, and like I said, my senior said the same thing. He's like, Look, I will talk to the hiring my hiring manager because I know your abilities, I see how you interact with the people here, and how people look up to you and follow you. Like, trust me, you would be a good fit in that role. Is it because you're short? Yeah, yeah. No, it's just I mean, you know, you guys know how we all get, you know, and and you know, all of us have a little part of it. Yeah, we get to doing something, and people just tend to be like, who's that person? You know, like we just all have that ability. Listen, I got you.
SPEAKER_03There's only one person in this room that can go to a karaoke bar and and order a don uh donato's donato's pizza, yeah, and can absolutely captivate the whole fucking room.
SPEAKER_09The whole room.
unknownThe whole room.
SPEAKER_09The whole room.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that place was that place was yours. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_09Once you walked in with Donato's and started handing random people pizza, that's uh yeah yeah, everybody was in the palm of your hand.
SPEAKER_00People together.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, it's just yeah. Well, good, good, good, good. Again, it sounds like everybody is all chill except for you know the caffeine riddled Miss Meseeks over there.
SPEAKER_04Are you okay, Miss Meseeks? You're kind of doing something crazy. Well, okay, you're just you're just smiling up into the sky. Okay. Blink blink twice if you're in distress.
SPEAKER_03You need we need to get you a life alert coin.
SPEAKER_09Probably. Just wear around your back. Probably. Help me, I fall and I can't get up. All right. Anyway, um, who wants some entertainment news? I'm glad everybody's doing good, by the way. Everybody's good, so that's that's a plus.
SPEAKER_00But I have one more thing I have to say. Yes. That's like a major update in my life. Like major. So I was at work yesterday, and some dude came up to me and was like, yo, I saw you yesterday, and you were the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. He was like, No disrespect, like no weird shit. He was like, but you are like the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. So like that's a major. I'm like, he actually called me the most beautiful woman on earth. So I think that means that carries a little bit more weight. So like you guys are welcome. You're in the presence of anti quote, the most beautiful woman in the world.
SPEAKER_08Cool.
SPEAKER_04So I appreciate that story. But coming from your brother, so yeah, okay. So anyway, that's cool.
SPEAKER_09Anyway, entertainment news.
Entertainment News Lego PS1 Set
SPEAKER_09We love you, Miss Me Seats. He got it right. He didn't struggle this time. That's crazy. No, I purposely struggle you too. Yeah, okay. Yeah, okay. Okay. We'll we'll pretend that's real. So Lego uh announced they have a PlayStation set that was just recently revealed. I saw that. It looks so fucking cool. Yeah, they got they have a whole set. It is. So Lego has now made the below PlayStation set official, confirming the design and brick count as reported previously. Standby for pre-orders to go live shortly. Um so they announced it at uh Sony State of Play uh for September of 2026. The long-rumored Lego PlayStation set has been glimpsed in leaked photos, and it's an impressive recreation of Sony's retro console with a set with a several brilliant several brilliant brilliant Easter eggs. Earlier this year, product listing leaks pointed to a Lego PlayStation console coming this October, and now with a month to go, the first photos of the set have hit the internet. Reliable Lego source Brick Tap has revealed images of the set's box as reportedly found in a Lego store. It's still unclear when Lego will make the set official, though perhaps we'll hear more tomorrow uh during Sony's next stay-to-play broadcast. So that's due to stream. It was back on September 3rd, 9 a.m. Eastern. So the set itself will reportedly contain 1,911 pieces and come with a price tag of $160. There will all there will also reportedly be um an Astrobot gift with purchase available while stocks last. Which honestly is really cool because AstroBot turned out to be one of the vi one of Sony's biggest like breakout games that I don't think a lot of people expected. Because Astrobot was kind of Sony's way of um kind of kind of going the Mario route. If anybody gets a chance, uh uh uh uh Templeton, you you got a PS5, right? Do yourself a favor and get Astrobot because it is a fun game. You will not be disappointed. I promise you. Um but while there's no images yet of the Astrobot add-on, the main sets box uh shows the Lego console and controller. Printed brick elements perfectly recreate the dual shocks, iconic square, triangle, circle, and cross buttons, and the pad can also plug into the console's front. The console itself includes the PS1's flip-up disc tray while it's slide while its sides put pull away to reveal miniature scenes from Ape Escape and Gran Turismo. It's a very cool touch and one that's reminiscent of the Easter eggs found in Lego's Nintendo range, such as the dioramas hidden in its one-up block set. So that's what we got to look forward to. Um did they say it's gonna be playable? So so it would like you'll be able to plug the uh whatch call it into it. There is rumor that it will be playable, but I don't know. I don't know exactly. I don't know yet. We'll we'll see. We'll see as more more information comes out from it.
SPEAKER_04But I don't know, I might start a little Lego collection because I got my wife the uh the Game Boy set right.
SPEAKER_09So now you can do the PlayStation one.
SPEAKER_03The NES one too. I have not seen the NES one. The NES one is sick. It comes with like a little like TV as well. Oh, I think I just seen that Mario scene. Oh, yeah, I think I just seen that. Yeah, the NES itself, and then a cartridge can go in it. It's kind of neat.
SPEAKER_09I could have sworn I just seen that. But yep, there it is. Yep, yep, yep, yep. They show it, they show it. And it's got, I think it has a uh yeah, it shows an image of Mario. The the original Mario.
Ken Allen The Escape Artist Orangutan
SPEAKER_09That's pretty that's pretty neat. Um, but also to round this out, a San Diego zoo orangutan escapes his enclosure. Whoa. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
SPEAKER_05Orangutan?
SPEAKER_09Yeah, an orangutan. Orangutan. Orangutan. But hang on, because I really want it's a funny story, okay? Uh this orangutan became the became the Animal Kingdom's absolute Houdini breaking out of his enclosure three separate times just to explore. Ken Allen, the name of the orangutan, lived at the San Diego Zoo where he constantly humiliated his keepers by outsmarting their high security setups. Instead of causing chaos, he calmly strolled along the public paths, casually viewing the other animals like a regular tourist. Except for Otis. Otis was Ken's ultimate nemesis. Ken held such a massive grudge against a fellow orangutan that he routinely used his freedom just to launch rocks at Otis's enclosure. Desperate staff raised the walls, installed electric fencing, and even disguised themselves as tourists to bust his seeker routine. Uh, Ken saw right through the undercover guards and refused to show off. Eventually, the zoo had to hire professional rock climbers to hunt down his hidden handheld hand holds and smooth the walls. Ken's brilliant breakouts turned him into a full-blown cult legend, inspiring fans to print free Ken Allen t-shirts. Launching rocks launching rocks at his input. Just throw rocks at the dude, like hey, you a bitch.
SPEAKER_07Have any of you ever been to that zoo? I have not.
SPEAKER_09I've not been.
SPEAKER_03I wanna go. Everyone says it's a really amazing zoo. Damn, Otis.
SPEAKER_00I wonder what Otis did to him. Oh no, right, but Canon Otis got beef.
SPEAKER_03I haven't seen a bigger beef since Kendrick and Drake, dude. That's crazy.
SPEAKER_09That's crazy. Throwing rocks at him. He said, Otis, you suck!
SPEAKER_00You a bum. You were both like he's just like strolling along. Like, actually, I kind of get it.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, like he's just like, I get what you're doing at all the other animals. He's like, dang, I didn't even know the lions had it like that. Like, that's crazy. He's got like popcorn and shit.
SPEAKER_09That's crazy.
SPEAKER_02It's like the collectible cup, right? All the collectible collectible cup, it's his face.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, it's Ken. He's like, oh yeah, I get it. Yeah, that's me. That's me. Look at me.
SPEAKER_02He's got like a t-shirt on his shit with sunglasses, like no numbers, maybe.
SPEAKER_09Free Ken Allen. So dangerous.
SPEAKER_03I'm gonna do an illustration of Ken Allen strolling the zoo, like decked out with like the popcorn, the Slurpee, like merch.
SPEAKER_09Yes, yeah, good idea.
SPEAKER_03He's gonna have a rock in his back pocket.
SPEAKER_02Put his name on the rock.
SPEAKER_09That's perfect.
SPEAKER_03I'm gonna make that, I'm gonna make that illustration, and then I'm gonna contact the San Diego Zoo.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, dude, I would.
SPEAKER_03And I'm gonna be like, put this on things.
SPEAKER_09I want to see that on a t-shirt.
SPEAKER_03Right now. Put this on a tote bag. Right now.
SPEAKER_09I need it on a tote, on a t-shirt, on a cup. I need it everywhere. I need it to be seen everywhere by everyone.
SPEAKER_03Stat!
SPEAKER_09So there you go. There you have it.
SPEAKER_03Somewhere there's a rich business guy that does a line of coke, and he's like, Brilliant idea!
SPEAKER_09He just did that line of coke.
SPEAKER_00Steve Madden.
SPEAKER_09Did you say Steve Madden?
SPEAKER_00That's crazy.
SPEAKER_09Oh shit. Whoopallocked reference. I gotcha. Alright, so there you have it. If uh Lego fans, you got PlayStation, the PlayStation console to look forward to, PS1. If if anybody's curious, PS1. Um, and of course, San Diego Zoo. Ken Allen. Let's go. Let's hear it for Ken Allen. Uh but for now, Yeti.
AI Game What Cartoon Character Am I
SPEAKER_09Hurrow. Yeti. You rang. You either have something to ask us, or you got a Reddit story. Or you got a Reddit story. Which one we go to? We do both. What? We do both, don't we? I know we do both, but sometimes you're like, I don't have a question. So I want to know if you have a question.
SPEAKER_04Well, it's not really a question, it's more like a quick little game. Okay? If you guys have like a chat GPT or some kind of AI thing on your phone, I need everyone to open it up. Take two seconds.
SPEAKER_09And if we don't have said chat GPT, well then you can't, you can you can't.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I'm trying to figure out. Is he trying to expose people in the group? I think he is. And then when someone opens up the app.
SPEAKER_01Right.
SPEAKER_04No, no, no, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_01He's got a rock with the Otis name in it on it.
SPEAKER_04No, it's just gonna be a quick little game. Because I heard this on a talk show and I did it, and I really, really laughed when I heard and I got the res the response from AI.
SPEAKER_09Okay, so does anybody have ChatGPT something that I or anything like that?
SPEAKER_04I do.
SPEAKER_00Not on my phone.
SPEAKER_04Okay. Okay. For those who do, I need you to type this in. Okay? Let me make sure I want to get the wording right here. I need you to type in what cartoon character do I look like? And let AI decide what you look like.
SPEAKER_03I can ask Google's Gemini.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that's fine. Gemini's Google's Gemini works perfect. It's it's fine. It might ask you to upload a photo though. So you gotta have uh uh at least a headshot.
SPEAKER_09Oh the call's coming from with from inside the house, Chris.
SPEAKER_04So I did it, so and it says, looking at your photo, I'd say you have a Mr. Incredible vibe from the Incredibles. It said, not exactly look alike, but the combination of bald head, full, neatly shaped beard, big friendly smile, broad, solid facial structure, that confident but friendly expression. And then it said you you would also pull off a Kratos meet Mr. Incredible cartoon version.
SPEAKER_09Well, I've always said you could pull off a Kratos. I I have said that.
SPEAKER_04Right. That's that's what made me laugh about it, because you're like, you're like, bro, you could easily do a Kratos Halloween costume.
SPEAKER_09I mean, yeah, so like why haven't you done it yet? Yeah, why? Because I haven't. Because you're a loser is what it sounds like.
SPEAKER_04Loser, I was a winner. Did you do a Templeton? I did. What did it what was your response what response did you get?
SPEAKER_07Hold on.
SPEAKER_09He's given AI all of our faces.
SPEAKER_07Uncle Iroh.
SPEAKER_04Uncle what? Uncle Iroh? How are you spelling Iroh? Is that from the Avatar?
SPEAKER_07Is it from Avatar? Yes. And then the second one was oh Jesus Christ. Wait, Jesus Christ?
SPEAKER_02Is that the Christ?
SPEAKER_07The Christ? I'm gonna give you guys the top four that it says Uncle Iro, Nick Fury, Kratos, and Cleveland Brown. Cleveland Brown.
SPEAKER_04I love that for you, bro. Cleveland Brown fucking brown. I absolutely love that. That is that is fucking great.
SPEAKER_03I would like to reserve my right to bow out of this conversation. But why? Oh, I hope it's so what is it, Chris? Mine mine's not that bad. Uh, I also don't think Google Gemini knows what it's doing.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, neither do I don't think so either.
SPEAKER_03It says it says, This looks like a dead ringer for the classic animated cool trucker or biker archetype seen across various cartoons, such as characters in Gravity Falls or regular show. Oh, and I just used a photo of me in a hammock. That's fair.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yours was very vague. Yeah, Jay's must be very vague too.
SPEAKER_09No, my my shit ain't uploading my goddamn picture that I literally just took with Google Gemini, so I'm not even gonna fucking.
SPEAKER_03Another thing is said is the minorslash clash royale king.
SPEAKER_09Okay, I can see that.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I can see that because of the beard. Yeah, that's all they're doing. That's all they're doing. They suck at this.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's all they're doing. They're trash.
SPEAKER_04They're just taking the beard. They're just they're just they're just picking up Otis.
SPEAKER_01Bring back Linda Belcher.
SPEAKER_00Get the fuck out of here. Linda freaking news. Linda Belcher from Bob's fucking photo. Linda Belcher.
SPEAKER_04That needs to be her name. I can pronounce that name so easily. Linda Belcher.
SPEAKER_09Get the fuck out of here.
SPEAKER_04The most beautiful woman in the world is Linda Belcher.
SPEAKER_00And is oh my god. And then I got Tiana. I got Tiana, so like slightly we don't all look alike. AI.
SPEAKER_01And then I got Velma, which I would have died if you got Cleveland Brown too.
SPEAKER_09I'm seeing a theme. Lola Bunny.
SPEAKER_00For my confident and slightly sassy energy. Okay. No, I see it.
SPEAKER_01It's the caffeine, but I see it. Yeah, it's the caffeine.
SPEAKER_09Linda Linda Belcher takes it for me. Linda fucking Belcher from Bobby.
SPEAKER_00The most beautiful woman in the world. It said if we had to pick one, Linda Belcher. Like it was very clear that it was like number one. But hold on. It did say if I had to pick based on a look on looks alone, probably a Tiana and Velma mashup.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_00Most beautiful fucking woman in the world, bitch.
SPEAKER_09Oh my god. Alright, let's carry on. Do we have do we have a do we have a fucking Reddit story?
SPEAKER_04We always have a Reddit story. Um let's see here. I was laughing so hard, dude. That was that was funny, bro. Alright, so how many numbers? Uh one through three? 2.6. 2.6. Okay.
SPEAKER_03Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_04There's a one. There's a two. And a one.
unknownAnd a two.
SPEAKER_04And there's a point six. Oh, damn it. I got a picture. Let's go to this one right here.
SPEAKER_09Let's see if it's an asshole.
SPEAKER_04Invest in private companies. Yes, it is an asshole.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, it's an asshole.
SPEAKER_03Depends on the private company, but I'm listening to the state. Okay, two days ago.
SPEAKER_04Oh, this one's fucking long. God damn it. Okay. Am I
AITA Babysitting Versus Bar Hopping
SPEAKER_04the asshole for preferring to go bar hopping than babysitting? Yeah. I love playing the game of do we think they're the asshole off the title? Depends. Depends.
SPEAKER_03If it's their child, yeah, they're the asshole.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely.
SPEAKER_04Okay. Hi, y'all. I uh I need a bit of advice. For context, I am a 28 male, sister 134, and sister 231. On very on every family trip we've taken together, I've gone primarily primarily to help out the kids. I've also watched them whenever my sisters wanted to go out of the country for mini trips. I never used used to mind babysitting, but I started a new relationship, so I'm not home most of the time. Plus, the kids are getting older and they can't out. Three months ago, both sisters mentioned they booked an out-of-country concert trip. Knowing how they operate, I immediately told them, by the way, I won't be able to babysit Slavery Weekend, and since I'm in my first relationship, I'll likely be busy. Sister 2 accepted this and is taking her whole crew with her. Sister 1 stayed quiet and gave me a direct answer and gave and never gave a direct answer, so I kept bringing it up to refresh her memory. While Sissy One Sister One was away on a month-long trip to the doctor with her family, we FaceTime and she told me if you don't want to babysit, then Dominican Republic. I replied, Hey, I never said I was going to babysit, I'm busy, and that's not my problem. She just got back from the your hmm. Yep. Oh, Dominican Republic. I see when I said doctor, okay. Dominic Republic trip yesterday and getting ready to leave for the concert trip in two days out of nowhere. She told me, I'm gonna leave the girls age five and two with you and dad. I looked at her and said, I told you I'm not here this weekend. My boyfriend wants to take me away for the weekend, which isn't strictly true. I'm actually just gonna stay inside at his apartment and go bar hopping. Am I the asshole for noting not wanting to babysit? I love my nieces, but they can be a handful, and I just don't have the capacity for it right now. Especially since I recently quit my job, I've been treated poorly by them, mentally exhausted, and I started a new job in a week. I just want to chill weekend before I begin working again. That's okay.
SPEAKER_07I would say not the asshole. From my perspective, ultimately your kids are your responsibility. You can't I really want to dump down somebody else.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I mean, it's a strong opener when you like present it as like, am I the asshole for wanting to go bar hopping as opposed to babysitting? But also a month in the Dominican Republic, you're leaving your kids with me for a month. Yeah, yeah. My answer would be like even if it's for a few hours, it's a valid no, but for a month is crazy to be like to have that strong of a reaction about the fact that you are brother, because like, well, a month, a month, yeah, yeah, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, that's 30 days, yeah, or 31, depending on the month.
SPEAKER_03Well, legitimate.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, miss me seeks. At least 30,000.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, that's that's a lot of caffeine.
SPEAKER_07It would be one thing if they had like an agreement ahead of time, like, hey, I'm getting ready to go and do this thing for a month. Can you watch the kids while I'm gone? And then, like, oh yeah. And then at the last minute, oh, you know what? Never mind.
SPEAKER_04Right.
SPEAKER_07How old are they?
SPEAKER_04So they they don't say that Oh, yeah, they did. Uh five and two.
SPEAKER_05Absolutely not. For 30 days.
SPEAKER_03You're gonna leave me with a two-year-old that's not and I'm 28 for 30 days. You're going to another country to have like la la love love land, have fun time 30 days.
SPEAKER_00No, that's why I'm 28 without kids. Yeah, so I can go do that. Like, that's why I chose the life that I chose. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I picked up on that too, but like he still wants to go do whatever he wants with his life. And that should be fine. Right. Like, he could still he could have adopted a thousand other ways that he could have had he could have had kids, but he don't have yeah, he doesn't want the responsibility of children, which is fine, which is fine. I gotta keep going back to 30 days to a month. That's that's that's the part is crazy. Yeah, my sister is because like be sitting her two kids under five years old for 30 days for a month, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Like, that's that's crazy responsibility for a 20 year old.
SPEAKER_04I guess how do you even have the nerve to be like, hey, can you watch my kid for 30 days?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, like and like that's before like that is crazy before you even find out they're leaving the country for no shit, right? Right. That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_02Like you're gonna be a whole other country, yeah.
SPEAKER_04What happens if there's an emergency, yeah, having a kid and being like, also, where's this bitch husband?
SPEAKER_07Like, uh I guess my point is what's he doing regardless of the length of time, whether it's 30 days or 30 minutes, if you go to somebody at last minute and say, Hey, can you watch my kid and they say no, then it's no, you can't get mad.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, if you go to anybody at any time and they say no, even if you came to me a month in advance and said, Hey, can you do this? And I say no, that's my answer. Yeah, right. And I should the fact that he also feels the need to like justify this because he's in a new relationship, he's like not lying, but he's like, Oh, I'm gonna be out of town. Like, it yeah, he shouldn't have to do that. Like, babes, no, I'm just not available. That's the end of it, correct.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, that's people.
SPEAKER_03The problem is is people just can't take parents. What'd you say? I said, don't they have like parents, like the grandparents of the the kids? So they watch him for fucking so okay.
SPEAKER_04So I there's an update that I read before like after, but he he she said sister two said, Hey, I'm gonna drop the kids off five and two with you and dad. So that is the grandparents.
SPEAKER_07That was yeah, even still those kids are her responsibility, nobody else is right, right.
SPEAKER_04Um, so the update though it says, Hi y'all, thanks for the replies. I really thought I was on the wrong apartment, and she did, in fact, leave the girls with our dad. I called him and he said he didn't mind babysitting. He asked if I was coming over for the weekend, and I said no. I had already told him I was gonna be out. My aunt is going to help on. I spoke to Sister 2 about the situation, and she agrees with me. She said she's gonna have she's gonna talk to her. And then he said, went to three bars and and one party last night, needed it, they needed that night out. Thanks again.
SPEAKER_00Okay, and then I have to like position this as somebody like Yeti, your daughter comes over, you and you and Mrs. Yeti go out, all of that. There's also a level of just like guilt when your elderly parents because the the inference here is that the parents are obviously at least a generation older than that's I mean, yeah, with the with the oldest being 34, yes, right. So my parents are approaching 70, right? So when I know that they're babysitting, I try to be around so that they're not babysitting alone. And so I guarantee you that that's a bit of the lens that he saw that through too. And he probably felt guilt, like, oh, I'm putting it all on my dad. And especially when the dad said, Oh, are you gonna be available this weekend? So you already know that there's like a hope that he has some assistance with the kids, and you're the one who's around, you're the one who's like there's a bit of just internalized guilt there, and it just seems really unfortunate. The sister's an asshole. I agree.
SPEAKER_04That's that's the absolute so three, so so they they started talking about this three months ago. That's crazy, crazy. They yeah, and he said then like because like the week they the when they would be out, it would be part of Labor Day weekend, and he told them right then and there, I will not be able to do it. One's like, Okay, that's cool, I'll bring my family. The second one was like nothing, complete silence, and then waited until like the weekend of and said, Here you go, I'm out. Peace. I do want to make another.
SPEAKER_03Why can't you bring your kids? Like, just bring like that's why you had them. Fucking make memories with them.
SPEAKER_04Like, listen, if I'm going on a 30-day trip, I'm bringing my kid. That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_07I'm not gonna be away from my like little kid for 30 days. No, absolutely.
SPEAKER_03You know, like 30 days is probably a long time, but like if you're going if you're doing something that's like really important and you you can't have the distraction of a family, that is understandable. However, you don't get to be mad at somebody for not being able to appease you or like do this for you because you have a crazy request, right?
SPEAKER_00The other thing, like you can say with your husband behind behind closed doors, oh, I'm so annoyed he's he can't do this, or he's not gonna do that. It's okay to feel that, like true, it's not okay to take it out on him. Templeton, you were saying something.
SPEAKER_07I was gonna say the other point I wanted to make, it doesn't really matter why you don't want to watch somebody else's kid, 30 days, like whether you want to go bar hopping or whether you want to sleep and just not do anything, it doesn't make any difference, right? Not your responsibility, right?
SPEAKER_00Facts, like crazy even had to go on the internet and type this out to even feel a little bit like validated in his emotion. Same, right?
SPEAKER_04He's going to feel sane. Like, I like am I looking too much into this? Like, am I am I the crazy should read? Like, am I the crazy one for thinking this? Crazy. Um, but no, just to kind of like go off this a little bit more. Like, me and my wife, we just did a month or uh a week trip to Florida. Like, we were sick to our stomach that our daughter wasn't with us, you know what I'm saying? Like, we wanted her to be could we have taken her? Absolutely. The issue is she was super young, and like like we just didn't want that. This is where it's our responsibility, but we didn't want that responsibility at that moment, right?
SPEAKER_07Yes, if they'd have said no, then you couldn't have gotten mad at them.
SPEAKER_04No, I wouldn't have gotten mad and guessed who would have came to the trip with us, my daughter, and we would have just we would have we would have adjusted it and has made it as fun as possible for all of us, you know what I'm saying? Like we would have done everything because she gets into the thing, everything that we did, she gets into for free, anyways, because she's so young, exactly.
SPEAKER_07Right, so it wouldn't that's that's the point I'm making. Like, asking is one thing. You're if you want to do something, ask. And if the answer is no, then the answer is no, and that's what it is.
SPEAKER_04This sister just straight up fucking did. There was no there was no asking.
SPEAKER_00That's not even reasonable, right? Like, and I think uh I there's a window, right? Like, there's a I I see family as a sense of community. I don't like and I don't I know not everybody sees that lens, right? Like I travel a lot, like it genuinely does take a village, it does, and there's so that's why, and like uh I want to be clear when somebody says no, regardless of the amount of time you're in you're expecting that's the answer. But I think I could go to my village and say, can you watch my son for like a week max? Like a week would be like I have I I'm out somewhere and I have to be there, max maximum. That for me is the reasonability line, right? And so when I see it through that lens, I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like you're taking advantage of your village at some yes, yes.
SPEAKER_07And I know I know you and I know your village. And if you asked, hey, can you can you do this for like a week? The answer would be yes, for sure. But if it was no, you would you wouldn't like get super upset about it. You would figure something out.
SPEAKER_00No, I would just have to go adjust. I would be like, hey, I can't go, I can't go on this for that. Like life is a balance, like it it is what it is, but the ultimate responsibility to figure it out is on me, right? And I would never like overstep that boundary. And then it makes me just wonder like, what's the value of the relationship you have with your brother to make such a decision like that? Because like that would change like that, fundamentally change my perception of the respect you guys had for me if you guys pulled that on me. Right. I would like, oh, y'all don't respect me at all, and that would make me fade back, like it would change the fabric of our relationship. Yep, like that's a big one for uh for a month for you to like after I very clearly told you no, and especially like I told you no because I'm in a new relationship that I want to value, like it's layers to that, it's layers to that.
SPEAKER_03There's nothing wrong with taking 30-day-long trips. There is something wrong with expecting other people to hold down your responsibilities.
SPEAKER_00And honestly, I would want to take my kid at every point in his life, except early on. Like, if I went on a 30-day trip, I'd want my son to be right there with me. Exactly.
SPEAKER_04Yes, I feel like that kind of trip is something because, like, okay, to be fair, if you take a 30-day trip, that's a bigger we all can agree that's probably gonna be a big, big, big type of trip, yes?
SPEAKER_07Yeah, like what's a lifetime, you would think. Yes, okay.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, a week trip is just down the road, yeah? Are we all on the same page as far as a week trip?
SPEAKER_08It's levels to this, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, so like if I got a little one and it at 30 days, I don't care how old a little one, I want that little one to be part of a 30-day trip, right?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I feel like two years old is like the appropriate, like a two-year-old traveling isn't gonna be as difficult as like say an 18-month-old. Yes, correct. Yes, but a two-year-old is gonna be challenging, so I understand not wanting to bring the two-year-old.
SPEAKER_04But the two-year-old, I can tell you right now, a two-year-old's gonna have it's okay, it's still challenging.
SPEAKER_03They were going to a car park, weren't they? Is that the part of this trip?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, but that's for one night.
SPEAKER_03But the car is about 30 days. So my point is they're taking advantage of the opportunity to go to another country. They're like, oh, we're gonna be in the Dominican Republic for a concert. We may as well, like, we've always wanted to do X, Y, and Z. And so like now they're taking advantage of the situation because they could just go for like a long weekend, four days, watch my kids for four days. Cool, got it. Doing a con, you know, and then you plan a fucking big ass 30-day trip and bring your new, you know, now no longer two-year-old. Like, maybe you wait till they're five so they're easier to travel with. Like, that's just what your responsibility as a fucking parent is.
SPEAKER_00Or just do a family vacation the first week and say, Hey, family vacation first week, everybody come so you can have some help on one night with your kid. Or everybody else fly home, you take the kids home with we good point, we the kids stay with us, everybody else flies home and resumes their regular life, and then we finish out the next three weeks as a fan.
SPEAKER_04Like, to be honest, here the way I would have approached that is exactly what she just said, but I would add more incentives to it. I would talk to my brother and be like, hey, I got a deal for you. If I buy your plane tickets and get you a hotel, will you babysit for a week on this week to watch my kid, whatever, and then after the trip or after after the after after that said and done with, can you take my kids back home and babysit them for three weeks?
SPEAKER_00Like I would keep them there so you have your concert coverage. So the only thing is, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_04I only need it for the conference. That's why I said a week. Whatever that week falls on, like I'll get your plane ticket for everyone to come up. You can babysit the kids and everything in that moment or whatever, and you can go back. I just want to be able to pay you for or give you something for yours for your services. That's that's all I'm saying.
SPEAKER_00Because you and Emily went to went out of town, out of the country for a month, and you were like, Britt, we have uh we're packed the first week. We have so many adventures that G just can't come on. Right. If she paid for you for a week, will you come? Bitch, I would fucking be there. Right, right. I know I know you would, and I know Jay would.
SPEAKER_04I think to be honest with you, if I called Grizz being in Seattle, he'd be like, say less. Yeah, yeah, like and I know I know I know Templeton wouldn't. I know Templeton's got, but outside of that, those who don't have much going on, I know y'all would. Fuck, I would. I'd be like, what?
SPEAKER_03You know what? I'm gonna clone myself.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, I wouldn't read everything I had going on. I'm literally right.
SPEAKER_04Like I would so yeah, anyway, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Okay, so collectorly having your cake and eat it. Not the asshole. So collectively.
SPEAKER_09So collectively, not the asshole. Okay. 100%.
SPEAKER_00Good, good, good, I really want to discuss a good one that like we're split on. I know, but we really split.
SPEAKER_02I mean, I mean here, I'll change it up. Nah, that brother should have watched that kid for 30 fucking days.
SPEAKER_09Fuck his time. So so like I know there's I know there's been like one or two that we've had like uh I think we I think we've been split on a on on a couple or where we're where we're like one is two, we're like definitely not the asshole, and two are like kind of the asshole-ish. Like we've had we've had it to to that point, but we've never had like a knockout, you know, knockdown, drag out fucking detail-oriented.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I've I played devil's advocate and and was on the other side just to hear from the other side perspective. I mean, we always try to.
SPEAKER_09We always try to. I have not been able to live in the other side. Yeah, it's like it's like it seems pretty cut and dry, and the people that are on the internet that agree that like, no, no, you're the asshole. Like, what do you mean? What? What do you mean? I don't know. Well, I guess I guess some of it does stem back to you do you do run into um as they as they say, like babies having babies, just people, just irresponsible people having children that don't want to watch them, people having kids that don't even like their kids, and I'm just like, then why did you have them? You know, why why why did you I guess they're looking at Mountain Do behavior, dude?
SPEAKER_02Mountain do behavior.
SPEAKER_04All right, I have I have a question. Yes. So on this thread, okay, there's little lines underneath the headings that say not the asshole, if there's enough votes to clarify not the asshole. Uh-huh. If it's an asshole, it's red and it says asshole. Yes. I have an orange. One that says it's blue mode activated. What? What did it say? Pooh. Pooh mode. Yeah. P-O-O-M.
SPEAKER_09Activated. I don't know what the fuck that means.
SPEAKER_00Hold up. That seems like super asshole. That seems like you're a piece of shit.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, I'm not even. Yeah. That's crazy. That's like definitely.
SPEAKER_00It feels like you're not just the asshole. You're what comes out of it. You're the soft surf. That's why you're even saying that.
SPEAKER_09The soft surf. Okay. Anyway, uh, that's a whole nother conversation to have. Collectively, though, over here, not the asshole for you know saying no to something that isn't really your responsibility. It is a responsibility to find a party or you know, somebody that will watch their child while the their children while they go fuck off in the Dominican Republic. That is up to them as parents.
SPEAKER_00A month-long trip to the doctor.
SPEAKER_09A month-long trip to the doctor. Can you imagine? Can you imagine the doctor's like, you can't go anywhere for 30 fucking days? You're like, no.
SPEAKER_02How about news?
SPEAKER_09You gotta stay right here in this office. No, the fuck I don't. So collectively, not the asshole. Yeti is obviously reading um stuff and things. So, but we got we do have a whole uh discussion to get to here in a second. So I know I can tell because you're not even paying a lick of attention. But I do want to I do want to ask a question though, before we get into our main topic. I've got a little something, something for you guys, all right? Ooh. You ready? Yeah, I know. I always want to pick your brains on this one. Have you guys ever, ever, ever, ever, ever had to take a trip to the Dominican Republic?
SPEAKER_05Oh, Jesus.
SPEAKER_09And you knew, and you knew, or the doctor, for 30 days, and you knew for a fact that you're not gonna be able to focus on your children because you got a concert to go to, you probably have a doctor to see every once in a
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SPEAKER_09Yeti's still fucking reading over there, which is wild. So anyway, if you're what you're what? It was a long one. Oh, what was a long one? You know what? Never mind. So we're discussing we're discussing a man. Very questionable here. And there's there's there were some questions or some ideas that popped into my head after hearing about
The Fake 49ers Romance Investment Scam
SPEAKER_09this. But a man named Dejaan Love. 35 years old. He was recently arrested by federal authorities and an 18-year-old, Taylor Jamie Chan, for allegedly running a romance and investment scam where Love posed as a San Francisco 49ers wide receiver. Now, before we get into this, those of you that have not looked super into it, here's here's a little quick breakdown, okay? The suspects, Dejaon Love and Taylor Jamie Chan, they were arrested August 24th, okay, of this year. At the Boise Airport. They faced federal charges of wire fraud and conspiracy to commit wire fraud. Love met women on dating apps like Tinder, Hinge, and Facebook dating, and claimed to be a wealthy NFL player or Swiss real estate investor sidelined by an injury. The evidence here Love posted fake social media videos, wore team gear, ran routes in a 49ers helmet, and created fabricated bank statements and contract signing clips. He even manipulated search results with fake pages so search engines would mistakenly show him as a player. The accomplice, Chan, posed as Love's financial advisor on FaceTime calls to convince victims to send money for fake, lucrative investments. Ha! What happened after this? Okay, the losses. The prosecutors state the pair defrauded at least 26 women across California, Oregon, Washington, and Idaho out of roughly 1.3 million dollars between February 2022 and August 2026. The NFL and the San Francisco 49ers confirmed to the FBI that love was never employed by or played for the team. Their current status, both men remain in federal custody following court appearances in late August of 2026.
SPEAKER_04That's fucking crazy.
SPEAKER_00This is my favorite developing story. My favorite captivating.
SPEAKER_09I think the more hardworking man. Hang on, one person at a time.
SPEAKER_04But the fact that he managed to get 1.3 million dollars from 26 women is crazy. And then you have to ask myself if he'd have pulled a plug at 500,000 or 600,000, would he have ever gotten caught? I don't know. He got greedy.
SPEAKER_09He did get greedy.
SPEAKER_04Absolutely.
SPEAKER_03Or or yeah, I guess greed is the like staying in the game. But when you think about it, because that was over how many years?
SPEAKER_04Four years. Four years.
SPEAKER_03Four years. So like divide that up into like what a proper yearly salary would be. Like, yeah, it was like a lot of money, but like that was his lifestyle. Like he required that much money to live. So he probably didn't save or do anything smart with it, you know. Right, right. Because if he was, he would have walked away much earlier and then just taken that money and invested it somewhere else. Right.
SPEAKER_00I literally just did the math on just like the women's aspect. So it's an average of six and a half women per year that he is scamming or targeting in an average of fifty thousand dollars per woman. And so I think also really when you frame this, if it's an average of fifty thousand per woman, if he had them for four years, realistically, it could be ten thousand dollars a year, and it's almost like micro scamming.
SPEAKER_05Right.
SPEAKER_00Like when you really like put it out, like he wasn't getting a lot of bang for his buck, but boy, oh boy, the content, the social media content. I have yet to see the same video of him twice.
SPEAKER_06Really?
SPEAKER_00Yeah, so they were all new, like, and they're like three-minute videos. Like, I mean, he's sending the most wildish ones. That's why I was saying, yeah, it is work. Like, he this man had a full-time job, right? Like, this guy was actually like hustling pretty hard. Uh insane though, because the women are obviously not to victim shame, but I have victim questions.
SPEAKER_03Interesting. I like the way you say that.
SPEAKER_07Mises, did you find him to be like a particularly good-looking guy? Man, hell no.
SPEAKER_04Hell no. I'm looking at him right now, and I it was only because of the helmet.
SPEAKER_00It was because of the helmet and the bling, and it was great. Might have just been a little karma. Because what were you expecting, babes? You were what expecting to be a wag, but also I think that might be like a sign of the times. Like you were so caught up in being some like football player's wife and girlfriend or whatever, that you're fucking you don't even understand that. Like, that's not what happens. This is not a football practice. That's not true. None of this is real, like, none, none of that's real. Yeah, that's not true. If you did it, if you looked at anything, if you verified anything, but you were just really motivated by like, oh, this guy's gonna change my life.
SPEAKER_03Like, okay. He was taking advantage of people that weren't educated on what they're looking at.
SPEAKER_04When have you ever seen a football player with a helmet on running raps on a beach? Never, exactly, never ever.
SPEAKER_02So never.
SPEAKER_04That's so wait. Like, like I understand there's I understand there's victims in this, but come on.
SPEAKER_03So but but they they probably aren't football people. So like I want to bring that up. There's eight billion people nowhere else.
SPEAKER_09I want to bring that up.
SPEAKER_03Not everybody likes football.
SPEAKER_09I want to bring that up. Okay, I want to I want to bring that up because but if you don't like football, then why are you giving money away to a football player? Listen to me, listen to me. Because remember, remember what I just said. He also posed as a fake uh uh like investment agent, whatever. So and and he said that he was sidelined by an injury, so he's obviously conning these women out of money, saying that I was injured during whatever, but there's a video of him saying that you know he had he had the Ravens call him, he had the Bills call him, he had so many other teams call him, he said, nah, I went with San Francisco 49ers. He chose the 49ers, he chose the 49ers, and I was like, ah, that's not how that works, that's not how any of this works. So I uh a part of me was like, I'm not saying you have to be a diehard fan of football, right? Like you don't have to get up every Thursday, you know, and look forward to every Thursday and Sunday and Monday and whatever days that we have football now, right? Like I do, right? I'm not asking anybody to eat, breathe, and shit football. But but in order to avoid something like this, wouldn't it be beneficial to know just like the basics of
Red Flags Deepfakes And Due Diligence
SPEAKER_09like that sporting world? Uh again, I'm not asking you to be a diehard fan, right? But at least understand, you know what I mean, like how the how things work, you know, what to look for, that that type of shit. Because there were some like there were so many red flags, and apparently, like I guess if um women started asking too many questions or they started piecing things together, he would immediately block them from communication. So the the ones that got wise to the ones that got wise to what was going on, he would just cut them off. Because think about this, like oh, the guy the guy I'm talking to plays for the 49ers, but hasn't played a single down. Like right, he's televised, like we should see him somewhere, even sitting on a bench. You know what I'm saying? Like he's he should be somewhere if he's on the fucking roster, but he's not, so that's why I'm saying, would it be beneficial to just know the basics of that? I'm not again, I'm not saying dive headfirst into it, but just know the basics of it, just so especially before giving somebody money, yeah.
SPEAKER_00Like especially before like actually investing in this person, right? Like, you're gonna have to prove to me a little bit, like, but also, I mean, it seemed I wrote down deep fake in this because like yeah, so deep. He was okay, so I also heard that he would take other like 49ers like highlight clips, yep, where they're not identifiable, they're just in like street clothes, but like kind of similar build, like, and they would kind of chop it together, and he would be like, This is my highlight reel. And he like posted it to his Instagram, like so uh from a deep fake, and I think really to Jay's point, like I think maybe some that some of the women who were Googling, and they probably got the Google searches that satisfied and wouldn't cause them to be like, yo, this is not right. Right. Like, I tell exactly where to go. I'm gonna go to like NFL.com and go to the 49ers page and look at their fucking roster. Like I'm just gonna pull up all of your stats, like I'm gonna do all of this stuff, right? But that's also because I you're into you're into the sport, right? I am like I'm really into the sport and like I grew up in the sport. I've dated athletes. I dated athletes at a collegiate level, I've dated athletes at a professional level. Like I do, I am aware of what goes on, but then also I'm like, golly, how the fuck did y'all bitches fall for this? With all the love in the world. I mean not with all the love in the world. I'm sure somebody would say that about me. Like, I have probably been duped and they've probably been like, bitch, how the fuck did you fall for that?
SPEAKER_09Yeah, I know. Chris, you got something to say.
SPEAKER_03I feel like in order for people to fall for this, they have to be either I don't mean dumb like in like an offensive way, but like really uneducated about the sport, um, or they're probably like young enough that they're not interested in something like that. And that makes me feel a type of way because he's probably taking advantage of people that is like mentally not fully grown.
SPEAKER_00You know, and like I mean, he's a predator, like he's faking out.
SPEAKER_03He could be targeting like he could we don't know, I don't know anything, so I'm saying that he could be targeting people as early as 18 years old who is like just excited that like an athlete's in investing in me, you know, ex you know, interested in me or whatever. Here's that makes me feel type of way.
SPEAKER_09Here's the thing though, he really like he was the the investment was just talking to them on dating apps, he wasn't sending them gifts, he wasn't doing anything crazy, he wanted shit from them. He's asking money from them. So I'm like, what number one, you help help me with this. You're an NFL player. Why are you asking money from me? So you know, like what do you think about it?
SPEAKER_05I was just doing I was I was just doing it.
SPEAKER_04Watch the videos. You gotta watch the video so as we as we said, they said that he he was playing for the Fan San Francisco 49ers or as a wealthy real estate investor. That's where he was getting the money from.
SPEAKER_09I think the San Francisco 49ers stick was just to get right to get him to get him in the door because he was saying that he was sidelined by an injury, yeah. But still, you're getting paid if you got injured. Burrow didn't stop getting money. Go ahead, go ahead.
SPEAKER_00When you watch the videos that he was sending women, uh and I get it, like it's a total package, okay? And but mind you, I've got to start. I have got to say this because these videos were like at minimum three minutes long. If a motherfucker I was talking to sent me a three-minute video, I would delete it. I'd be like, I'm not watching that, and I block them. Like, oh no, fucking test, right?
SPEAKER_03Six seconds or less, dude.
SPEAKER_00Swear to god, make it be in this much. But he was he was positioning it like, oh, I really want to like make sure the women who I the woman who I'm settling down with is smart about her money. So I want to understand what your 401k looks like, what your savings look like. Like, so he he couples it with this like, I want to make sure that if I'm if I'm gonna take the next step with you, I want this information. And so, of course, the woman's like, oh my god, this man's pursuing me. This man with the flashy jewelry and this like flashy lifestyle is pursuing me. Of course, he wants to make sure I can do this. Oh, he has a business that he's investing in. Of course, he wants to build with me. That's what he would say. Like, oh, we got to build together, and that takes some investment. Like, if we're gonna build together, so he the manipulation was like deep rooted. And Grizz, to your point, he probably is targeting people who are younger who were naive and naive. And that's uh a certain demographic. And again, like I would have been we would have mutually blocked each other because I would have been like, that's a fucking weirdo, and then Netflix would have been like, What was your experience with him? Like, I knew it from chunk.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, oh, Miss Mesies already has herself in the Netflix documentary.
SPEAKER_01That's me getting ready for the Netflix documentary.
SPEAKER_00Is this like that's crazy work? Social media dubbed him the wide deceiver, yeah. Check genius, chef kiss the name of the documentary, yeah.
SPEAKER_05That's going to be the name of the documentary.
SPEAKER_00So he claimed that him and Tyreek Hill were like close, right? Like he actually claimed that he was hanging out with Tyree Hill. That's dangerous. Motherfucking Tyree Hill has fucking C T E. Okay, this man's a fucking lunatic. Why does this man get on fucking TikTok? He gets on TikTok, he said, Man, I gotta tell y'all the truth about Dejan Love. That's my boy. I never thought to bring him up because who would have been playing into it? No.
SPEAKER_09What is wrong with him? So that's crazy.
SPEAKER_04He didn't he didn't side with him. He said it's wrong, but he's like Brett Favre did the same thing, and he's not walking around, and you guys aren't blasting him on social media right now.
SPEAKER_09I mean, he had Brett Favre had his moment. Like people were giving him shit. Yeah, all the time, bud.
SPEAKER_00Okay, but also Brett Favre was uh am I mistaken? What Brett Favre are we talking about?
SPEAKER_04The football player, the quarterback from the from the from the how many Brett Favre do you know?
SPEAKER_07Listen, I don't know what the parts do. What timeline are we in?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, no, he apparently apparently Brett Favre did the same thing a few years ago.
SPEAKER_00So actually, quarterback help catch me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, yes.
SPEAKER_04He did I'm not gonna say he's the same, but he did stuff for charitable organizations, yeah.
SPEAKER_09He took money from them, and yeah, people get people gave him shit. You can't sit here and say that nobody that nobody got on him.
SPEAKER_03They did, they're not walking around, but he's not walking around, and this dude did 1.3 farve has like enough money that he made his way out of it. He's a real NFL player, right?
SPEAKER_09Right, but that's what that's what apples and oranges, but uh apples and oranges, apples and oranges.
SPEAKER_00Uh Steven Jackson, he's TO is saying like fraud is fraud, right? Like it doesn't matter. I get what you're saying. I was a little lost in this.
SPEAKER_04No, that's all that's all TO is trying to say is this dude out walking around and this dude's locked up again. Fraud is fraud.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, again, fraud is fraud, but Brett Favre it wasn't is or was an actual NFL quarterback. I'm sure he has enough money to keep his ass out of jail. That's Dajon Love. Right, and Dejaon Love does not have that. He never played for San Francisco 49ers. This motherfucker broke. All that $1.3 million dollars that he collected, frozen. Assets are they're they're boop, you can't touch them. That motherfucker probably got 25 cents in his in his pocket right now, and that's all he's got.
SPEAKER_00Exactly.
SPEAKER_03All that money he had was never his anyway.
SPEAKER_04It was never his. So it was frozen assets.
SPEAKER_09That's all there was.
SPEAKER_04I'm sure the money that they did get, he had to split it with that Taylor chick, too.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, well, uh, yeah, whoever whoever whoever he was. But regardless, like that's why I'm saying years old, by the way.
SPEAKER_00That dude at 18 was like, oh, I've hit a hustle. Yeah, and he's learning consequences very early in this.
SPEAKER_04I thought it was a female.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it was a it was a dude. Taylor, some dude. Yeah, Taylor is a energy. Taylor Chan name.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, it is. It's it's unisex, but um, regardless, Steven Jackson uh did did defend uh the guy who pretended to be defended Dajon Love. Uh has some words for people clowning Dajon Love, the man accused of impersonating a San Francisco 49ers player as part of an alleged multi-million dollar fraud scheme. Um saying that I see y'all laughing at the dude. Y'all ain't no better than him. A lot of y'all still get got hoop dreams. Y'all just ain't walking around with a uniform on. Y'all can't laugh at him because y'all do the same thing. The only difference is he's wearing a helmet and a jersey. Most of y'all are fake, and none of y'all know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_07So, I mean I've never hustled anybody out of their point.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, I've never hustled anybody out of $1.3 million, but at the same time, there are a lot of people that do like I don't know.
SPEAKER_01Dummy shit.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, that they do dummy shit.
SPEAKER_00I've never given a man money. No, let me also be so fucking clear. Like, I threw my pen down because I want to be super fucking clear on this. I've never not once given a motherfucking man money, especially when asked. I've never given anybody money outside of maybe $20, like micro money. What the fuck are we talking about? I don't know. Like, yeah, there are some when you say y'all, like a part of me also believes that like the people affected by this and the people who are weighing in on this are so detached from reality. They are the ones who are like LARPing their way through fucking life, they're so detached from reality. They have this fucking like they haven't touched grass in a while. And it's just crazy. Like, yeah, and I'm thinking that they're like surrounded by each other, and like unfortunately, there are some of the loudest voices in social media, echo chambers, yeah, yeah. And it's really unfortunate because I'm like, who the fuck is y'all? Like, there's nobody who I know right now. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Like, I would be uh roasting. I my friendship would end if you didn't take my advice on like you're being taken advantage of. Don't give that man money, don't give any person any money for any reason. Like, if you had that thought a little bit more, you wouldn't find yourself in these positions, and that's goes for like anybody, men, women, like anybody.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, but yeah, that and I was gonna say it, I mean, it leads into the bigger, the bigger issue because there it especially with um advancements in technology and all that kind of stuff. I mean, dude was obviously as as Miss Meeseeks put, you know, the the deep fakes and all that kind of stuff. There's plenty of people out there that are getting duped by fake Instagram accounts, by fake Facebook accounts, you know, pr pretending to be a celebrity, reaching out to them, hey, can you help me with XYZ? And then they believe it, you know what I mean? And and and I know most of it is because, like Miss Meeseek said, they just get starstruck. They're like, oh my god, this person's actually contacting me. And now they're asking, oh yeah, I can't wait to tell my people about this. And then I'm sure there's gonna be yes people in your circle, there's gonna be the real people in your circle that are like, you're being a fucking idiot, stop talking to this person. And at that point, they're like, You're just jealous because they came to me and not you. So get the fuck out of my circle. And then when you know everything comes to light, they're like, uh, I look silly. So, but they'll never admit that. You know, that's that's that's just part of who they are. They'll never admit that, you know, oh yeah, what I did, you gotta, you know, it just is what it is. So it leads into a bigger issue about you know, just people being assholes online, because you can literally get away with almost anything on the internet. You can 30 dogs, yeah, you can you can send somebody a picture and say, Yeah, this is me. This is who I am, this is what I look like. Remember the show Catfish? Remember when that was a thing? Yeah.
SPEAKER_04That's what's wrong with the world. We got away from catching.
SPEAKER_09Can we bring can we bring that back? What's up, Miss Misy?
SPEAKER_00You know, I so we're talking about like kind of creating these lives and almost like manufactured worlds, and that's
Rage Bait And Manufactured Outrage Online
SPEAKER_00ultimately what it is, right? I saw a TikTok the other day. And this one really like I mean, I had like a emotional reaction to this. This woman is on a plane and she says, POV, when you run into your baby daddy on a flight and it's his kids' weekend, and then she's like, she pans over to him and she's like, and he's like, she's like, Where's the kids? Where are the kids? And he flips her off and she's like, but seriously, where are the kids? Yeah, and then the video ends. And the comments are like emotional because like it's designed to be that way, right? The comments are like, absolutely not, like that this is not acceptable. Like they he would be in court, this would be considered, you know, kidnapping. Like, if this was any other, like, there's just an emotional reaction. The very next video this woman posts is you guys need to relax on my baby daddy. The only person who can say something bad about him is me. And like, we were just joking. I have a really good support system, and I knew where my kids were the entire time, and you guys need to back off on him. He doesn't even have a TikTok, it's not fair to him because he doesn't even have a platform to respond. Bitch, you manufactured this whole thing. Yeah, you manufactured this whole thing d deliberately, and now you're upset that people are reacting for clicks and views.
SPEAKER_06Yep, yeah.
SPEAKER_00For clicks and it is the most maddening thing, and I absolutely fucking hate it because it is all based on the manipulation of people, it is all based on like rage bait. I hate rage. Rage baiting is the lowest form of intelligence, yeah. And I will die on that hill. You're literally just wanting to get an emotional rise out of me. You're just trying to manipulate me, and I think that's fucking disgusting. And like that's kind of my take on Dejan Love. Like, but then also like it's it's hard because like the whole manipulation thing. But then also I wonder like the motives of the women he's manipulating, and I that does have to couple together. Yeah, they couple. And I think he knew he was manipulating the people who wanted that lifestyle and would do anything for that type of life.
SPEAKER_09Targeting, yes, targeting.
SPEAKER_00He was targeting, yeah. He knew his audience.
SPEAKER_09He knew exactly what he was doing, he knew his audience.
SPEAKER_00He wouldn't come to me because I'm like, no, no, no, I've been in that lifestyle, like, and then that's not that would never impress me as as B, right? Like it wasn't. So he again, we would have been mutually blocked, but I just fucking hate some like deliberate manufactured manipulation. Cause like how shitty.
SPEAKER_09It's the internet, man. Again, the the the the age of the internet is just it's it's crazy the stuff people can get away with. Uh that that that they can jump online and just say whatever they want to say. What's up but here's the thing they're not really getting away with it.
SPEAKER_04Like they're okay, so it's like we we are catching some of them, but there are some that do get away.
SPEAKER_09Honestly, a lot of them do.
SPEAKER_04They probably do, but I mean, I don't know. I just feel like we're hearing more and more stories about people being slime balls on the internet. So I I just feel like they're getting caught more often.
SPEAKER_00So it's a caveat because more people the more I think also the more that people are allowed to just say what they have to say. Like manipulators depend on victim silence, right? Right, like they depend on people being quiet. So the more that you say something, all it took was one woman to say who the fuck is Dejon Love? Yep, and then everybody starts piecing putting the piece pieces together, right? It just takes that one person to say something. Yep, and so it's crazy for him to take that risk.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, it is.
SPEAKER_00No, it really is. It really is, and I do it's crazy to take a risk on any of that in 2026, too, which is like that's the 70s behavior.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, I do I do I do wanna um I do wanna uh kind of add something to that, uh, an extra layer because this was a very interesting s interesting story. Um you know, just kind of going hand in hand with people getting on the internet and saying whatever they want to. There was a guy on TikTok, he uh just long story short, he got on TikTok and was saying some crazy racist things to a a another TikTok creator and like threatening her life, all kinds of stuff. And I guess the guy lives in New Jersey. He doxxed himself, by the way. Had his had all of his information out there, his name, his address, everything, right? And was basically like, you know, just doing whatever he wanted to. Tell me why he two people showed up to his house like legitimately pulled up and because one one pretended to be a DoorDash driver and saying, Hey, I'm looking for so-and-so, and they were like, Oh, they're not home. They're not home. And then and then he and then I guess they I get because I guess in the state of New Jersey, it's legal to uh do some uh surveillance on somebody for like a uh an allotted amount of time, and they recorded him walking like outside on the phone with somebody, and he looked shook. And and people were just like, You don't fuck around with people in New Jersey because this is now mind you, these were two white people that showed up to his house, and they were like, white people don't play about racism in New Jersey, so don't come around here fucking around. And I was like, dang. So in a way, I'm like, good on you, because you can police your own fucking internet, you know what I'm saying? Especially if some dumbass decides to dox himself on the internet. Who you gonna sue? Yourself, you know what I mean? You you dumbass, why'd you give everybody your goddamn information? But it it that in a way kind of like it was nice to see, okay, y'all can take y'all can actually take care of some shit, you know what I mean, if you need to. So I don't know. It's it's a it's a double-edged sword the internet is.
SPEAKER_00We gotta stop playing in people's faces. Yeah, I think that's also like the ultimate thing. I said something 20 20 years ago, uh in line. I was working at a Kroger store as a cashier, and this dude was just fucking ripping shit out of my hand, and I was like, what a fucking dick. And so I told him he didn't need to be doing that to nobody because you didn't know anybody's mental status. Okay, and so like this has been my my thing, my lens for years of like you do not know what people are going through. You do not know like what is gonna set somebody off. You have absolutely no idea, and like that type of stuff happens. That was that just happened maybe earlier this year, where there was a woman in Tennessee, and this dude, Mike, was talking shit to her on the internet, like being a racist. She got in her car, drove up.
SPEAKER_09Yep, I remember that.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, you didn't think I could find you, did she?
SPEAKER_09Yep.
SPEAKER_00Yeah, like she's literally a meme now. Like, people know that that's who she is because she was like, You didn't think I was gonna find you, huh? You were out there yippity yippitting, and like if uh more people should run through life with that lens. Because like your genuinely is that serious. Like, somebody could show up and kill you, big dog. Yep, like uh just over some arbitrary shit that was that important for you to treat somebody that way.
SPEAKER_09It's crazy, but like and I think the more often that happens, the more people will double think, like, you know, think twice about their their about their actions on the internet.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, we do. Let me play on the other side though, because I'm telling you right now, let's pretend I was the person on the internet talking shit. Um da da da da. And then all of a sudden someone's hooting their hotting their horn outside and they say, Hey, didn't think I'd find you, and they come rolling up on if I turn around and shoot you. I don't know, there might be a case of self-defense because if the person's crazy enough to find you and go to your house miles away, you don't know what they're capable of doing. So be on the safe side, like stop doing that. I'm not gonna honestly like my whole point. Like that, yeah, we're not we're not condoning anything. This whole thing is a slippery slope.
SPEAKER_00Because even still, like, even if you're defending yourself, because yes, crazy people exist. I'm not saying that that is justified behavior, I'm saying that's a risk you're taking, that that behavior is not a good thing. Right, exactly. I would prefer not to go through the court process of like if I shoot and kill you, I still have a legal process I have to go through, even if I'm defending myself, and if I didn't put that shitty thing out the out in the world, I wouldn't be here.
SPEAKER_07Exactly. Like, don't be talking crazy just because you think you're protected by an on an anonymity.
SPEAKER_09That word, just because one of my favorite things is a a t one of those TikTokers that did um uh like those stupid pranks where they they do something stupid that really isn't considered a prank. And he was in this guy's face in the mall, in a mall somewhere, and dude literally told him multiple times, leave me alone, leave me the fuck alone, and he wouldn't, and he pulled out the gun in the mall, shot dude, right, right there in the mall. Self-defense, because he told him he told him several times, get away from me. I'm I don't want a part of this, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But the TikToker kept pushing it. So I mean, yeah, I think, I think, yes, I agree with you. It is a slippery slope because you can't just for at least for me, I'm not gonna go. It's it's it's the internet. I don't give a shit. At the end of the day, I don't have to fucking deal with you. I understand in my mind, you're that you're that person that feels comfortable typing on a keyboard. You wouldn't say that shit to my face if I was walking by you on the on the street. And that's my voice.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it goes exactly to what Templeton was saying about I don't know how to say that word, the animity.
SPEAKER_09Anonymous anonymity. Anonyminity. Animatiacs. Yeah, animatiacs. So yes, that that that's ultimately what it comes down to is people have gotten, like Mike Tyson said, people have gotten too comfortable with saying shit without the consequence of getting punched in the fucking mouth. You can't, yeah you can't you the the the the the fear of the consequence that happens after you say some wild shit is not there because you can get on the internet, say whatever you want to say, and all you're gonna get back is some words back to you. What's that? What is that? At the end of the day, they're just gonna go to bed. It just it is what it is. That's why in my mind, you're just you're you're you're a pansy, as ya, as Yeti would say. For those of you that don't know, you a little bitch that likes to get on the internet and type their life away and say rotten things because nobody's gonna do anything to you. Doesn't that make you a troll? No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. A troll a troll would be in jest. Trolls defending a troll. A troll, a troll would be a troll with a troll would be in jest. A troll would be in jest. That's I think that's the difference. Because trolls don't I don't think trolls, at least my type of trolling is not rage baiting.
SPEAKER_00It's just yeah finding finding a lot of trolling on the internet is rage baiting nowadays.
SPEAKER_09Right. It's it's it's become it's become rage bait, yes. But for me, my troll is gonna be I'm gonna tell a little jokey joke.
SPEAKER_04That's what a rage and then you're gonna eat at all on from the that's what a rage baiter would say, and you go back and rage joke.
SPEAKER_01I just say a little jokey joke.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, rage baiting is intentionally getting a rise out of somebody. I love y'all. See, but honestly, that's called angle. What Yeti's doing is called trolling. That's it. That's trolling.
SPEAKER_00Well, when I say I love you, yes, discernment and nuance and the block list. I swear to God, I'm gonna get to a billion people blocked at the end.
SPEAKER_02Hell yeah.
SPEAKER_00Like when I realize I can actually influence my algorithm, like I don't have to see these shitty things, but if I engage with it, my algorithm doesn't discern that. My algorithm's like, oh, cool, you click that and you engaged in it, so I'm gonna feed you more of it. Yeah, so then I'm just stuck in this loop of like too long, even. Yep, yes, if you watch it more than once, emotional loop. So I just hit block. The moment I see something
Real World Consequences For Online Talk
SPEAKER_00from some from a page that I'm like, oh, that's gross. Block immediately.
SPEAKER_09Which is why interesting when MySpace comes back, I'm running to MySpace because they've already said they better hurry up. They've already said it will not be there will not be an algorithm as far as your feedback.
SPEAKER_03You think it's gonna look like mobile? No, Tom sold it. You never saw it mobile.
SPEAKER_09No, Tom sold it. I don't I don't remember who he sold it to, but he sold it and they're trying to they're trying to I know Timberlake owned it for a while.
SPEAKER_07I don't think he still owns it, though.
SPEAKER_09I just want my top top five to come back.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, they're they're gonna have that, but your feedback is able to customize the cursor still.
SPEAKER_09I I I think so, yes. I believe it's I I believe it's still gonna be like HTML type type deal. They're literally gonna still keep I miss it. Yeah, they're gonna keep the uh uh uh uh like personal um customization, like how you went in and and like music. Yes, add add all that stuff to your page. Absolutely. I think they're keeping that because they want to keep the soul of MySpace, but the feed obviously will kind of feel like Instagram or TikTok, but it won't be an algorithm. You'll just get what you get on the feed. So that way it's not like you're stuck in a rabbit hole or just a loop of emotional craziness or you know, rage bait or uh uh political bullshit that is you know constantly on TikTok and all that kind of stuff. So I'm telling you, once MySpace says we're up and running, I'm running back to MySpace.
SPEAKER_03I'm gonna launch my art career from MySpace. There you go.
SPEAKER_09With arms wide open. That's that's what's gonna happen.
SPEAKER_07I yearn every single day.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, that that's what they're doing. What what were you saying, uh Miss Meese?
SPEAKER_00I yearn for the simple the old the original days of Facebook. Like I yearn for that so much.
SPEAKER_09It's it's definitely something that we um are looking forward to. At least I am. I know that I I know that much. So um I know that we are coming up, coming up to time. Trust me, and trust me, Yeti. I already seen it. I've been paying attention, don't worry.
unknownIt's okay.
SPEAKER_07I thought he was throwing a picture of his kid.
SPEAKER_09I mean, that was part of it, I think. He was just showing off his uh his little his little groin trophy. Hellyon, hellyon.
SPEAKER_00No, literally. I'm driving home from work and I was like, wait a minute, I could just go see my niece at any time. Yeah, you can. Yeah, yeah, it is nice. Let me see my niece. Give me her right now. Let me go see her.
SPEAKER_09So um we'll we'll wrap it, we'll wrap this conversation up. Um hey man, listen, you let us know how you feel about it. Do you think that, you know, hey, they should have been wiser to what he was doing? Or do you feel like that guy's a fucking asshole? Am I the asshole for tricking 26 women giving me $1.3 million while impersonating 49ers wide receiver? That's how you word that. That's how you ask that question. Am I the asshole for that? Ask anybody that, and I promise you they're gonna say, Yeah, you're the asshole.
SPEAKER_02Why would you lie to these people? That's a brilliant am I the asshole? Crazy part is that lizard.
SPEAKER_09Crazy part is it's the internet. There's somebody that'll be like, not the asshole.
SPEAKER_02You know, right? Listen, like so cute.
SPEAKER_04Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hear me out. Somebody's like dude got away with it, like, that's not his fault.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, it's not his woman's, exactly. They're gonna say, well, that's not his fault that they fell for it, that they didn't know. And it's like, bro, not everybody's into the same shit. Again, Esmond Smisi said there's eight billion people on this planet, and he targeted them.
SPEAKER_00Right. I get it. That's the that's the crime, yeah. He targeted it, I get it, and he also like he targeted like some gold diggers, too. That I feel like they really thought that like this investment was gonna like pay off. They saw dividends in this, so like a little bit of it is like however, I mean you targeted the right people, like they did. There's just some like bonds within it, like he's definitely the but two things are true at the same time. Absolutely, absolutely.
SPEAKER_09Like I said, they they couple together. The the the the the women that he went after, he knew the type of women that they were and what they were looking for, and he said, payday, cha ching, let's make this happen.
SPEAKER_04He could get a dollar from, basically.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, yeah, but still doesn't make it right that you do it.
SPEAKER_04It's not right, but if your pockets are getting fatter on some dumb shit. No, there's no butt.
SPEAKER_09Listen to Yummy, there's no butt. You can't say no, that's not right. But hear me now. That's not okay.
SPEAKER_00His life is about to level out, though. Oh, for sure.
unknownYeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_02For a little bit for a long time. For a long time.
SPEAKER_09Universe is about to balance itself out. So um anyway, you let us know how you feel about the whole situation. If you don't know about it, look into it. Uh, keep up with it. Because again, this just happened recently, so I'm sure there will be A lot more to come as far as discovery goes and all that kind of stuff. We'll get a lot more information here in the near future, so stick with us. I'm sure we will cover it.
SPEAKER_07If you have anything to say, hit us up on our socials. What's the socials, Jay?
SPEAKER_09You can get all that at the end of the episode. Okay. Yeah, you can. I listen, it's at the end of every episode. I promise you. On Facebook and Instagram. Because I don't know them right out right off the top of my head. I really don't. So anyway. Who wants fun and games? Oh no, I'm sorry. Let me not get ahead of myself. It's high time. Oh shit. Yeah, see? See? He's so high.
SPEAKER_01Uh-oh.
High Time Control Alt Sleep
SPEAKER_01Uh-oh.
SPEAKER_03Oh no. Oh no. So my high time this time is a good one. Okay. This was this is just a thought.
SPEAKER_02Gotcha.
SPEAKER_03I guess they're always high thoughts, but anyway, this is literally a thought I had. Control alt sleep. Hmm. That's it. That was the thought. Control. I was like really tired. I was really tired and uh like you want to hit a couple buttons and just pass out. Control alt sleep. Yep. I was like, I'm gonna write that down.
SPEAKER_09You know, you know, honestly, what a great command. You know, what a great command for control alt sleep.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_09Out like a light.
SPEAKER_03That is what I feel my brain needs sometimes because my brain just never stops. Yeah. So if I could have a command of just control alt sleep and then out, dude, that would that'd be wonderful.
SPEAKER_00That'd be wonderful.
SPEAKER_03That would be like a Honda Odyssey. It would fuck.
SPEAKER_00Grizz, I don't know if you know this about me, but Yeti and Jay know this about me very, very much. When shit gets hard, I go to sleep. I'm obeying. I am as a person. Like I control or sleep any problem I have. I'm like control all sleep.
SPEAKER_09Sleep it away. We're fine. Sleep it away. We're fine. We're okay.
SPEAKER_00Ask about any of like the major childhood events, and the the asterisk is gonna be like, oh yeah, Britt was asleep.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, she was asleep. She was sleeping.
SPEAKER_02I think that's what happens when gambling gets intowhelmed.
SPEAKER_09Wow.
SPEAKER_02We're really just shut down.
SPEAKER_09We're really gonna go there, Yeti. That's crazy. So we're so we're not gonna we're not gonna repeat that because that has absolutely nothing to do with what we were talking about. See, see, see, see, rage bait is what that is. That was rage bait. Yeah, that was rage bait. He tried to he tried to emotionally manipulate you. He did too.
SPEAKER_01All right, Yeti Love up there.
SPEAKER_09I'm really like, I'm really good at doing that shit. Alright, so who wants some fun in games? Let's
One Has To Go Superhero Shows
SPEAKER_09do it. Hit it. One has to go.
SPEAKER_04Here we go. Oh, these are hard. I know I hate it. Every time. I'm already fucking sweating. I'm about to control all screens right now.
SPEAKER_09Alright. Netflix, Daredevil. Invincible. The Flash. CW's the Flash. I'm sorry. Or the boys. One of those has to go.
SPEAKER_00This question was not for me.
SPEAKER_04The Flash. You are high, Grizz. Literally.
SPEAKER_03I'm gonna give up the Flash over here. No, are you kidding me?
SPEAKER_07I would probably go with an Invincible since I'm gonna be able to do it.
SPEAKER_03I like The Flash. I I haven't seen all of the Invincible, and I haven't seen the Boys, but I know I've seen I've seen clips of the boys, and I know I'm gonna like it. Um it's an amazing show.
SPEAKER_07It is good.
SPEAKER_03The CW is good. The CW Flash is good.
SPEAKER_04It's so good, and like I grew up on it. Like I was constantly watching that show, so I'm not gonna be able to do it. It's really long, like it is like it's like it's like 22 seasons. No,
MySpace Nostalgia And Blocking For Sanity
SPEAKER_04I don't know.
SPEAKER_03That's a lot. That's a lot of seasons.
SPEAKER_09Like, there's a lot, it's a lot of seasons. Yeah, it's up there, it's up there.
SPEAKER_03Okay, let me let me back up my statement a little bit. I was more of an arrow fan. Okay, arrow was good. Arrow was good. Arrow was the pinnacle of that. Like it the flash would have never existed, I don't think, if arrow was never a show. And but if judging between the arrow and the flash, I preferred arrow. I thought that I I thought that that story and the way it was filmed and the the cinematography and stuff was better. Uh, I didn't like the CGI effects of the Flash.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, there were some that were bad, yes.
SPEAKER_03I wish my personal opinion is I wish that they would have tried to solve that problem but in a different artistic lens because they were obviously limited by budget and they're using a character that moves faster than the speed of light.
SPEAKER_08Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03So it's like I wish they would have tried to solve that problem more creatively than just copying out for like cheap CGI, but um that is why my opinion is where it where it is, and I think that like the the invincible show is really good. Uh the character is good, the animation is decent because it's like old school animation vibes. Um I can't speak to like the rest of it because I've only watched the first season, but the beginning of like I I really like it. Um and then everything else I don't think I could live without.
SPEAKER_09So okay, okay, fair enough. Templeton, you said Invincible.
SPEAKER_07Yeah, because I never watched it, so I don't have an opinion.
SPEAKER_09I mean, that's fair. That's fair. Because if you haven't watched it, it is great. I promise you it's great. But that's that's that's interesting.
SPEAKER_04Yeti, who do you think you're gonna get rid of? So I've watched them all. Um this is actually a really, really tough tough. No matter which one I say, just let you know that I'm only answering this because I have to answer it for the sake of the show. He's gonna say Daredevil. Okay, fine. Yeah, it's gonna be invincible. What I know, I know, I know. I just Daredevil is effing amazing. The Flash, as I said, I grew up on it, and the boys, that is exactly what the world would do if they had superpowers. We're free or were real, yes, and I love invincible, dude. I I've watched them all. I just yeah, I've watched them all a couple different times. Like I've I really like the show, but and there's no rhyme or reason why I chose it. That's just the one that has to go. So if I don't if I don't pick one, then I don't, you know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_07One, it's a pansy, then you're a pansy.
SPEAKER_04That that is my pansy answer, yes. That is his little bitch answer. Pansy, say it right.
SPEAKER_09So again, those of you listening, it's uh as we've said before on these one has to go, it's like we're comparing the Ferrari to a Lamborghini, right? Like it's not we're not saying one is shitty, we're just saying that we have to choose one has to go, right? So honestly, I would I'd I would fuck you all son of a bitch. I I'm gonna have to say fuck me, dude. I have to say Invincible only because I'm not fully caught up on Invincible. I love Invincible, do not get me wrong. I love the fuck out of Invincible, but because I'm not fully caught up, Daredevil. I've watched every single every single episode. Fucking amazing. Like I was worried when Disney picked it up because I was I thought they were gonna Disney fy the fuck out of my own.
SPEAKER_03I need to watch the new stuff of Daredevil.
SPEAKER_09So good. Good, so good. The boys, fabulous. The flash, like it, like it again, we're not saying they're shitty. We're just we're just not. So don't don't come for this in the comments. Or if you want to, do it, if that's how you're feeling.
SPEAKER_03That's why I made my point so clear because I'm paranoid people are gonna be really mad at me for picking the flash. But yeah, I know.
SPEAKER_04I know.
SPEAKER_03I'm very opinionated on the art side of it, so I think I'm with it. I think that at least if somebody's mad at me for it, they can be like, Well, he makes a good argument.
SPEAKER_04True. You know the shitty part is my wonderful little sister, Miss Meese, she's got me a signed comic of Invincible.
SPEAKER_09Oh, that's crazy.
SPEAKER_04And he said Invincible gonna go. And I just fucking axed it.
SPEAKER_01Which issue?
SPEAKER_04I did that. Um tucked away somewhere. It is one of the one of the first five, I will say that. Dude, that's that's dope.
SPEAKER_00Damn, I think I've got that comic book shop in out in Florence.
SPEAKER_03Comic book world or comics to games?
SPEAKER_00I don't comics to the game, maybe it's out in 42, I think.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, comics to games is on 42.
SPEAKER_0042 and Weaver, hopeful church, right there. And it's comics to game. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that's a crazy day.
SPEAKER_04I just can remember that. I just axed a fucking show that I'm tough.
SPEAKER_09That's tough, it's tough, brother. So I do want to ask Miss Meese. I don't know how many of these you watched, which one would you get rid of out of those four?
SPEAKER_00Just wipe them all out. Wipe them all out. She said fucking fire sale.
SPEAKER_04Based on just title, that's what I was gonna say. Just based off the title. Just the title, which one would you get rid of? Daredevil, the boys, CW The Flash, or Invincible. Just strictly titles. The Flash. Damn. Damn. A lot of people are. You just pissed off the whole community. Yeah, that's childhood.
SPEAKER_03That's childhood TV shows in the community. Yeah. I'll bring you, I'll welcome you with a big open.
SPEAKER_00To be fair, to be clear, I haven't seen a single one of them. I have zero contact. I forgot the names. Yeah, and that's okay. That's okay. Come for me. I could fight everybody.
SPEAKER_09She said, I got time. I got time.
SPEAKER_04Okay, so let us know. Next pay-per-view event. Miss Me Sig versus one. Versus the internet. That's exactly versus the internet.
SPEAKER_09She'll have what the uh uh the 1v20. Have you seen have you guys seen those where that where they have the one person debating 20 people? That's gonna be Miss Meesy. She's gonna be on an episode of 1v20. Surrounded, that's that's the show that's making no sense at all.
SPEAKER_00At some point, my argument would have would be very poor and contain no logic. Because I fucking said something.
SPEAKER_01I haven't considered that point of view, but I'm standing on my values.
SPEAKER_09Every single one would sit down and be like, You haven't even seen the flash, and she's like, I don't give a fuck. The name sounds stupid. You know what the term corny is? Corny as fuck. So anyway, you let us know which one you would get rid of and and piss off your community of choice, because that's exactly what's gonna fucking happen. Let us know in the comments. Text us if you would like. Don't forget we have a little text button. You can use your phone, your computer, whatever it is you want to use. You can text us, shoot us a little message, we'll respond, we'll read it. We might read it online uh on the on the show and and and give it a read it on the show if we would if you text it. We definitely would. And and we'll give it we'll give a shout out to who you know wherever it came from. So there's uh there's always that option. Now we'll wrap this up real quick with a fun
Fun Fact Hector The Convector Storm
SPEAKER_09fact. Who's ready for it?
SPEAKER_08Yes.
SPEAKER_09Did you know? Y'all ready for this? That a thunderstorm called Hector the Convector arrives every day at 3 p.m. Anybody want to know about it? Okay. A unique storm that is punctual with its time, Hector the Convector, is one of life's weird occurrences. Meteorologists normally only name weather systems that threaten significant impacts over a large area. I think hurricanes, or the massive winter nor'easters that better that batter the Atlantic City, or I'm sorry, the Atlantic US and Canada. Hector is an exception, a simple thunderstorm named not for his power, but his dependability. Hector forms over the Tiwi Islands off the coast of Darwin in Australia's Northern Territory, so rel so reliably that you can set your watch by him. Nearly every afternoon during the build-up and rainy seasons, September through March, Hector appears at 3 p.m. His clockwork consistency is the result of a local microclimate created by sea breezes and the Tiwee's pyramid-like topography. The islands are surrounded by tropical marine air. In the morning, sunshine, the dry air over the land warms faster than the humid air all over the sea. As the dry air heats up, it expands, creating a pocket of low pressure above the islands that sucks the marine air on shore as afternoon sea breezes. These sea breezes rush in from all sides when they when they cover uh when the coverage at the peaks uh they have nowhere to go but up, carrying moisture from the seas with them. As the column of air rises, it closes, it cools and condenses, forming water droplets and clouds and an injecting instability into the atmosphere that quickly builds into a deep convective storm, hence Hector's nickname, Hector the Convector. He was named by World War II pilots who used his hulking cumulonimbus thundercloud as a navigation beacon when flying between Darwin and Papua Papua New Guinea. According to the Australian Bureau Bureau of Meteorology, Hector is one of the most consistently large thunderstorms on the planet, regularly reaching over 19 kilometers or 12 miles high, and occasionally punching into the stratosphere. He's also one of the most well-studied thunderstorms. Uh uh, I'm sorry, he's also one of the most well-studied. Thunderstorms tend to be unpredictable, short-lived beasts. It's difficult to pinpoint just where they'll pop up, but since the 1980s, scientists have been exploiting Hector's extraordinary re reliability to probe the mechanics of storm formation and investigate phenomena including lightning and updraft. So there you go. Hector the Convector. What'd you say?
SPEAKER_00Hell yeah, Hector.
SPEAKER_09Hell yeah, Hector. So Hector the Convector has been very trustworthy since the 80s, just showing up at 3 p.m. every day. Outta boy, Hector.
SPEAKER_07It's a good thing they didn't. I said it's a good thing they didn't name it Chester. Damn. That's crazy.
SPEAKER_09Damn. That's brutal. Yeah, that's true. That's crazy. Were you gonna say something that's me?
SPEAKER_05Get your fat ass back here, Chris. Where are you going? Give me some.
SPEAKER_04You're dumb. Okay, we're dumb. That was 80s. All of us were doing it too. You can hear each one of us going, you're slow. We're so dumb.
SPEAKER_09Okay. Anyway, there you have it. Thunder, the uh uh Hector the Convector. He's he's a beast man showing up every day for you at 3 p.m. He's all reliable. So do with that information what you will.
SPEAKER_03Do you think we could simulate that? Like knowing okay, let me let me rephrase that question. Do you think that we could study study what's going on to a point where we could simulate thunderstorms or off of a coast?
SPEAKER_09Or could Yeti study Hector the Convector to show up on time?
SPEAKER_02Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Behind the arc. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_09It can be studied. I'm holding it. I'm holding the pose. Oh wait. So Yeti's not super mad at me. It was a joke. Oh anyway, we gotta wrap this
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SPEAKER_09up. Put a pretty little bow on it because we have places to be and things to do. So join us next, uh join us in two weeks on our next show. I promise this time we'll talk about underwear. Templeton, you finally get your get your fucking wish. We'll talk about butts. We'll talk about butt stuff. Okay. So are you excited? You don't sound excited.
SPEAKER_07That's it sweet.
SPEAKER_09That's not excitement.
SPEAKER_00That was not exciting.
SPEAKER_09Okay, that's better. That's better.
SPEAKER_00Oh, I actually want to go through a range of emotions with you, Templeton.
SPEAKER_04Templeton, what is that sound like? Angry, sweet happy. What does angry sound like? Sweet. Tell me when you're happy. Sweet.
SPEAKER_09Angry, sweet. Happy, sweet. Sad, sweet. How many right now? Sweet. The many faces of Templeton. Anyway, join us in two weeks. I promise we will talk about butt stuff. And when I say that, I mean underwear. I guess the evolution of underwear. Sweet. Whatever that means. Um so yeah. Sweet? Is everybody saying sweet? Is that what is that is that what we've is that what we've devolved into?
SPEAKER_04This is equivalent to saying we've got some popsicles in my popsicles in my all right.
SPEAKER_09We have to fucking go. Until next time. Hang on, wait. Magicmind. Please do not forget, give it a try. Stop by www.magicmind.com and use our discount code FMJpod20 at checkout for 48% off your one uh your first subscription or 20% off one-time purchases. Until next time, say ta-ta to your fans. Sweet. I should have seen this coming. Anyway, let's get the fuck out of here.
SPEAKER_04So, like when you put that in your recorder? No. No, we're not recording. I am recording. I am recording.
SPEAKER_09Yeah, I've been record I've been recording since I got on. So Yeah, well, he's a douche if you're gonna be able to do it. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
SPEAKER_02In the court of today's law. That's him, officer!
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